:~,,.¨,,¨¨ ¨¨,,¨.,,~:
^*»^,,,,.. ..,,,,^»*^
**\~:..¨,, ,,¨..:~\**
@%**-^¨,¨, ,¨,¨^-**%@
##$$;-^,., ,.,^-;$$##
@@§$%/»~., . ,.~»/%$§@@
##@@&$/~,¨ , ¨,~/$&@@##
#£¤%^:~,,¨ . ¨,,~:^%¤£#
@¤&*\~:,¨. . ¨ .¨,:~\*&¤@
£*^*~~,¨¨, . . . ,¨¨,~~*^*£
§=†»,¨,¨¨¨ # ¨ # . , ¨¨¨,¨,»†=§
†/~,.,,,., . . , # # . # ,.,,,.,~/†
*».¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ **¤*^»»»*¤*^»¤*¤^»»*¤*¤*^»»»^*¤*¤**»»¤»* ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.»*
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
-,,,,,,,,, «««««««««««« S34WEED COFF3E «««««««««««« ,,,,,,,,,-
,,,,,,,,,, ---------------------------------------- ,,,,,,,,,,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ======================================== ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ B1TT3R, S4LTY, O1LY, 4ND T34L 4S TH3 ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ H41R OF 4 M1KU. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ W3 D3C1DED HUNDR3DS OF Y34RS 4GO TO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ STOP TH3 TR4V3L FROM OUR D3EP M4RSH3S ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UP TO TH3 4R1D R3G1ONS WH3RE TH3 ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=
^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ R3GUL4R B34NS GROW. TH3 3FFORT W4S ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^
$^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ N3VER WORTH TH3 Y13LD, 4ND NO ON3 ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^$
&$^=-¨¨¨¨¨ W4NT3D TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3 N3ED W4T3R ¨¨¨¨¨-=^$&
¤&$^=-¨¨¨¨ 4ROUND OUR F3ET. ¨¨¨¨-=^$&¤
@¤&$^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^$&¤@
@@¤&$^=-¨¨ WH3N W3 R34L1ZED TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS WHO ¨¨-=^$&¤@@
#@@¤&$^=-¨ W3RE W1LLING TO DO TH1S JOURN3Y FOR US ¨-=^$&¤@@#
@@¤&$^=-¨¨ COULD NOT M3ET OUR D3M4NDS, OR 1F TH3Y ¨¨-=^$&¤@@
@¤&$^=-¨¨¨ COULD W3 W3RE UN4BL3 TO P4Y TH3M, W3 ¨¨¨-=^$&¤@
¤&$^=-¨¨¨¨ S3T OUT TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3 1N OUR ¨¨¨¨-=^$&¤
&$^=-¨¨¨¨¨ LOC4L 3COSYSTEM. ¨¨¨¨¨-=^$&
$^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^$
†~,,,,,,,, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,,,,,,,,~†
«:........ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ........:«
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ------------ DR1NK CR1T3RI4 ------------ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ======================================== ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,,,,,,,,,, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,,,,,,,,,,
.......... ..........
.......... W3 OUTL1N3D TH3 FOLLOW1NG TR41TS 4S ..........
.......... 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W DR1NK: ..........
.......... ..........
.......... :#-- C4FF31NATED --#: ..........
.......... ..........
.......... :#-- B1TT3R --#: ..........
:......... .........:
-:........ :#-- 3NJOYED HOT --#: ........:-
:-:....... .......:-:
†:-:...... 4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR: ......:-:†
&†:-:..... .....:-:†&
#&†:-:.... :#-- M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES --#: ....:-:†&#
##&†:-:... ...:-:†&##
###&†:-:.. :#-- 34S1LY PR3P4RED --#: ..:-:†&###
####&†:-:. .:-:†&####
#@@$*^-:.. ---------------------------------------- ..:-^*$@@#
¶#*$:-.... ---------------------------------------- ....-:$*#¶
@£*/~:¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TH3 D3ER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨:~/*£@
$%/=:,,,,, ======================================== ,,,,,:=/%$
%\«~¨¨¨¨¨¨ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ¨¨¨¨¨¨~«\%
\~^,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,^~\
~^,,,,,,,, W3 TR13D M4NY TH1NGS. ROOTS, V1N3S, ,,,,,,,,^~
^,,,,,,,,, WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR ,,,,,,,,,^
,,,,,,,,,, CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, PL4NT TH4T COULD B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, BUT OUR R3SE4RCH W4S FRU1TL3SS, 4ND ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, 4FT3R 4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS, TH3 3NDE4VOUR ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, W4S S3EN 4S 4N OLD 4ND F4D3D DR34M. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4 S34 DEER B3CKONED US ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OV3R TO 4 SHUNN3D 1SL4ND 1N TH3 ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG ,,,,,,,,,,
^,,,,,,,,, GOOD WOULD THR1V3, 4ND SHOW3D US TH3 ,,,,,,,,,^
~^,,,,,,,, S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3. ,,,,,,,,^~
\~^,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,^~\
^\~^,,,,,, B34UT1FUL! W3 W3RE 1N 4W3. TH1S ,,,,,,^~\^
¤^\~^,,,,, WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG ,,,,,^~\^¤
#¤^\~^,,,, BUT TROUBL3, Y3T JUST B3LOW TH3 ,,,,^~\^¤#
##¤^\~^,,, W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y TO DR1NKING COFF3E ,,,^~\^¤##
###¤^\~^,, ONC3 4GA1N! ,,^~\^¤###
####¤^\~^, ,^~\^¤####
###¤^\~^,, ,,^~\^¤###
##¤^\~^,,, ,,,^~\^¤##
#¤^\~^,,,, ,,,,^~\^¤#
¤^\~^,,,,, ,,,,,^~\^¤