Rituals For Computer Operation
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.&&..&.&.. The Computer Is A Very Common Tool In &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& The Futures, And In Some Ways Even Now. &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. Its Job Is To Do Vast Amounts Of Small &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& Calculations In A Short Amount Of Time. &.&.&.&..&
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..&.&&.&.& Most Work On The Principles Of Posing &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. The Problem On A Hilbert Plane, Which &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& Is Then Folded Out Of Causality, So &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. That Daemons Can Solve The Problem &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& Without Affecting Real Life. (These &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. Daemons Are Under Contract With The &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& Computer Manufacturer.) &.&.&.&..&
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..&.&&.&.& It'S Commonplace For Programmers And &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. Clerks To Pray To The "Gods" Of Their &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& Computer, Or To The Daemons Doing The &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. Work, For A Quick And Fault Free &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& Operation. &.&.&.&..&
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..&.&&.&.& Some Ubiquitous And Generally &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. Non-Controversial Rituals Include: &.&.&.&.&&
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.&&..&.&.. ==# Light A Scented Candle #== &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& ==# For Quiet And Calm #== &.&.&.&..&
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..&.&&.&.& ==# Recite A Mantra Or Other #== &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. ==# Reassuring Message To Make #== &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& ==# The Computer Comfortable #== &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. ==# And At Ease #== &.&.&.&.&&
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.&&..&.&.. ==# Some Like To Say A Brief #== &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& ==# Prayer For Solace, To Be #== &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. ==# Left Alone During Their Work #== &.&.&.&.&&
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.&&..&.&.. ==# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #== &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& ==# Or A Meal To The Machines #== &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. ==# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #== &.&.&.&.&&
..&.&&.&.& ==# The Daemons Are Allowed #== &.&.&.&..&
.&&..&.&.. ==# To Respond To This) #== &.&.&.&.&&
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Would You Consider Code Golf
To Be A Kind Of Prayer?
As In, You Make A Convoluted,
Intricate, Beautiful, And Useless
Artifact. As In, You'Re Using Your
Skills To Ask For Something,
...I'D Ask For A Handful Of Bugs?
Code Has Bugs, Lots Of It.