R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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¨##¨¨¨###¨ TH3  COMPUT3R  1S  4 V3RY COMMON TOOL 1N ¨###¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨###¨¨#¨## TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN  NOW. ¨#¨##¨¨¨¨¨
¨#¨##¨¨¨## 1TS JOB 1S  TO  DO V4ST 4MOUNTS OF SM4LL ¨¨¨###¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨###¨¨#¨ C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4  SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. #¨¨#¨##¨¨¨
¨¨¨#¨##¨¨¨                                          ##¨¨¨###¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨###¨¨ MOST WORK  ON TH3  PR1NCIPL3S  OF POS1NG ###¨¨#¨##¨
¨¨¨¨¨#¨##¨ TH3 PROBL3M ON 4  H1LB3RT  PL4N3,  WH1CH #¨##¨¨¨###
#¨¨¨¨¨¨### 1S TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO ¨¨###¨¨#¨#
##¨¨¨¨¨#¨# TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M ¨¨#¨##¨¨¨#
¨##¨¨¨¨¨¨#   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ¨¨¨¨###¨¨#
¨###¨¨¨¨¨# D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ¨¨¨¨#¨##¨¨
¨#¨##¨¨¨¨¨          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         ¨¨¨¨¨¨###¨
¨¨¨###¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨##
#¨¨#¨##¨¨¨   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##
##¨¨¨###¨¨ CL3RKS  TO  PR4Y TO TH3 "GODS"  OF TH31R #¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨
###¨¨#¨##¨ COMPUT3R,  OR TO TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG  TH3 ##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
#¨##¨¨¨### WORK,   FOR   4  QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT  FR3E ###¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨###¨¨#¨#                OP3R4T1ON.                #¨##¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨###¨¨#      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       ¨¨#¨##¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨#¨##¨¨    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ¨¨¨¨###¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨###¨                                          ¨¨¨¨#¨##¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨##      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      #¨¨¨¨¨###¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        ##¨¨¨¨#¨##
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨                                          ###¨¨¨¨¨##
##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     #¨##¨¨¨¨#¨
###¨¨¨¨¨¨¨    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    ¨¨###¨¨¨¨¨
#¨##¨¨¨¨¨¨     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     ¨¨#¨##¨¨¨¨
¨¨###¨¨¨¨¨            ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~           ¨¨¨¨###¨¨¨
¨¨#¨##¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨#¨##¨¨
¨¨¨¨###¨¨¨     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     ¨¨¨¨¨¨###¨
¨¨¨¨#¨##¨¨     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     #¨¨¨¨¨#¨##
#¨¨¨¨¨###¨   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   ¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨##
##¨¨¨¨#¨##                                          ¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨#¨
###¨¨¨¨¨##   ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~    ¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨
#¨##¨¨¨¨#¨     ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~    ¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨###¨¨¨¨¨     ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~    ¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨
¨¨#¨##¨¨¨¨     ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~      ¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨###¨¨¨        ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~       #¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨
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