Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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¨§¨¨¨§§§¨¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨¨
¨§§¨¨§¨¨§¨ The Computer  Is  A Very  Common Tool In ¨§§§¨§§§¨¨
¨§¨§¨§§¨§§ The Futures,  And In Some Ways Even Now. §§¨¨§§¨¨§¨
¨§§§§§¨§§¨ Its Job  Is To Do Vast Amounts  Of Small ¨¨§¨§¨§¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨§§¨§ Calculations In A  Short Amount Of Time. §¨§§§§§§§¨
§¨§¨¨¨§¨§§                                          §§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§§§¨ Most  Work  On  The Principles Of Posing ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§
§§¨¨§¨§¨¨§ The Problem On  A Hilbert  Plane,  Which ¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§
¨¨§¨§§§§¨§ Is  Then Folded  Out  Of  Causality,  So §¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§
§¨§§§¨¨¨§§ That  Daemons  Can  Solve   The  Problem §§¨§§§§¨¨§
¨§§¨¨§¨¨§¨    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ¨¨§§¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨§¨§§¨§§ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The §¨§¨§¨¨§§§
¨¨§§§§¨§§¨          Computer Manufacturer.)         §§§§§§¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§§¨§                                          §¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨§§¨¨§¨§§   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   §§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨§¨§¨§§§¨ Clerks To Pray  To  The  "Gods" Of Their §¨§¨¨¨§§¨§
¨§§§§§§¨¨§ Computer,  Or  To  The Daemons Doing The §§§§¨¨§¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§ Work,  For   A  Quick  And   Fault  Free ¨¨¨¨§¨§§§¨
§¨§¨¨¨¨§§§                Operation.                ¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨§¨¨§§¨       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      ¨¨¨¨§§¨§§§
¨¨§¨§§¨§¨§    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    §¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨¨§§§¨§§§§                                          §§¨¨§§§¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨      ==# Light A Scented Candle #==      ¨¨§¨§¨¨§§§
§¨§§¨§¨§¨¨        ==# For Quiet And Calm #==        ¨¨§§§§¨§¨¨
§§§¨§§§§§¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨
§¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§     ==# Recite A Mantra Or Other #==     §¨§§¨¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§¨¨¨§    ==# Reassuring Message To Make #==    §§§¨§¨§§¨§
§§§§§§§¨¨§     ==# The Computer Comfortable #==     §¨¨§§§§¨§§
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§           ==# And At Ease #==            ¨§¨§¨¨¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§                                          §§§§§¨¨§¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨     ==# Some Like To Say A Brief #==     ¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§§
¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§¨     ==# Prayer For Solace, To Be #==     ¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨§   ==# Left Alone During Their Work #==   §¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨§¨§¨¨¨§§§                                          §§¨¨¨§§¨§§
§§§§§¨¨§¨¨   ==# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #==    §¨§¨¨§¨§§¨
§¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨     ==# Or A Meal To The Machines #==    ¨§§§¨§§§¨§
¨§¨¨¨§§§¨§     ==# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #==    ¨§¨¨§§¨¨§§
§§§¨¨§¨¨§§     ==# The Daemons Are Allowed #==      §§§¨§¨§¨§¨
§¨¨§¨§§¨§¨       ==# To Respond To This) #==        §¨¨§§§§§§§
¨§¨§§§¨§§§                                          ¨§¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A     Kind    Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,   You   Make    A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,   And    Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re  Using   Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful  Of   Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,    Lots   Of    It.