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####....## # £ . # £ . # £ LYING # £ . # £ . # £ . ....######
###..##..# # £ . IN MY ROOM, # £ . ###..#####
##........ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ##....####
#..######. # £ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, #..##..###
....####.. # £ . SOMETHING SLIMY, ........##
.##..##..# # £ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #######...
.......... # £ . UP THE ARM. # £ . ######..##
.########. IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # £ . #####.....
..######.. # £ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ####..####
...####..# # £ . # £ . # £ . .##....##.
##..##.... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # £ . ....##....
.......##. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # £ . ###....##.
######.... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # £ . ##..##....
.####..### I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # £ . .......##.
..##....## # £ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ######....
#....##..# # £ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # £ . .####..###
..##...... # £ . # £ . # £ . ..##....##
.....####. # £ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #....##...
####..##.. FACE, I BITE IT. # £ . ..##....##
###......# # £ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A #....##..#
##..####.. JUICY # £ . GRAPE, ..##......
.....##..# # £ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET #....####.
####...... # £ . # £ . CUCUMBER. . ..##..##..
.##..##### # £ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # £ . AND I # £ . #.........
......#### SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # £ . ..########
.####..##. # £ . CHEW IT. # £ . #..######.
..##...... # £ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ....####..
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..##..##.. £ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. £ ~ ##........
#......... £ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER £ ~ ...#######
..######## £ ~ MY SHIRT, £ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ##..######
...####### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. £ ~ .....####.
##..###### £ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ####..##..
.....####. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. £ ~ ###.......
####..##.. £ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##..######
###....... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .....#####
##..###### MOVE MY LEFT ARM. £ ~ ####..####
#....####. £ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, £ ~ ###....###
..##..##.. £ ~ £ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. £ ~ £ ~ ##..##..##
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