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..,~;†$###          ~ ~# # HYPER-CAT # #~ ~         ###$†;~,..
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...,~;†$## ~ ~# ONCE THERE WAS A FAMILY WITH TWO    ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# KIDS. THEY WERE CALLED FELICIA, JOHAN.   #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ THE KIDS WANTED A PET, BUT THEY          $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# COULDN'T AFFORD IT.                      #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## ~ ~# ONE DAY, WHEN JOHAN HAD JUST        ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### RECEIVED HIS ALLOWANCE, HE HAD SAVED     ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### ENOUGH TO GET A PARTICULAR CAT THAT WAS  ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### FOR SALE. THEY BOUGHT ONE. IT WAS        ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## CALLED PERSIAN. THEY MADE SURE HE HAD    ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# IT ALLRIGHT.                             #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ ~ ~# ONE DAY, PERSIAN FOUND A NOTE ON    $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# THE TABLE. IT SAID: THIS IS IMPORTANT!   #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## THIS HERE NOTE I WRITE IN MY ALMOST      ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### LAST MOMENT. SAVE ME!!! FROM ENOK.       ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### ~ ~# STRANGELY ENOUGH, PERSIAN           ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### UNDERSTOOD THE NOTE. HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO  ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## ENOK WAS, BUT HE UNDERSTOOD IT WAS       ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# IMPORTANT.                               #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ ~ ~# MIAOUUU!!!!! MIAOUUUUU!!!!! HE      $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# MEOWED FROM THE KITCHEN. FELICIA CAME    #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## RUNNING.                                 ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### ~ ~# WHEN SHE SAW THE NOTE SHE FAINTED.  ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### PERSIAN TILTED HIS HEAD. THEN HE RAN TO  ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### GET FELICIAS AND JOHANS MOTHER. HE       ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## PULLED, YES HE PULLED HER INTO THE       ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# KITCHEN (HER NAME WAS ANNA BY THE WAY),  #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ AND WHEN SHE SAW FELICIA SHE             $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# IMMEDIATELY FORGOT PERSIANS POWERS.      #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## SUDDENLY, PERSIAN GOT A RED RUBY IN HIS  ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### FOREHEAD. THEN WINGS. AND AFTER THAT, A  ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### COMPUTER CAME OUT OF HIM ON WHICH IT     ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### SAID                                     ###$†;~,..
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....,~;†$#    /%(*(%&&"*/&(!*"/&)=%()(%)%$&&&**$    #$†;~,....
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....,~;†$# THIS WAS SEEN BY FELICIA WHO HAD         #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## AWAKENED.                                ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### ~ ~# PERSIAN TOOK OFF., AND FLEW TOWARD  ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### THE WINDOW. FROM HIS EYES... FROM HIS    ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### EYES CAME A BEAM THAT MELTED THE WINDOW  ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## GLASS. OUTSIDE, PERSIAN MET A FLAME. IT  ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# WAS NINETALES. AND PONYTA.               #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ ~ ~# PERSIAN LANDED: HE SPOKE VULPIX:    $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# ~ ~# THEN THEY ALL FLEW INSIDE. PERSIAN  #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## TOOK JOHAN. NINETALES TOOK FELICIA.      ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### PONYTA TOOK ANNA. NOW THEY ALL FLEW      ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### TOGETHER TO AN UNKNOWN ISLAND.           ####$†;~,.
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...,~;†$## ~ ~# THEY SAW A HOUSE. THEY ENTERED IT.  ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# INSIDE THEY FOUND: PERISCOPE, MONEY,     #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ FOOD, LASER PISTOLS, COMPUTERIZED        $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# TYPEWRITER AND MUCH MORE.                #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## ~ ~# JOHAN LOOKED THROUGH THE            ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### PERISCOPE. AND GUESS WHAT HE SAW! HIS    ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### REAL HOUSE WAS ON FIRE.                  ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### ~ ~# THEN HE JUMPED ONTO PONYTAS BACK.   ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## VULIPX TOOK CARE OF ANNA. AND PERSIAN    ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# FELICIA. JOHAN BROUGHT A LASER PISTOL.   #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ THEY FLEW BACK TO THE MAINLAND. AND      $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# LANDED AT THE SCHOOL. JUST THEN A LOT    #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## OF DUDES WITH GUNS APPEARED FROM THE     ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### BUSHES.                                  ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$####                                          ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### ~~~~~ - LOOK OUT! THEY HEARD PERSIAN     ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## CALL.                                    ##$†;~,...
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.....,~;†$ ~ ~# EVERYBODY GOT OFF THEIR FIGURE.     $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# ~ ~# VULIPX WAS TRANSFORMED INTO         #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## NINETALES!!! AND PONYTA WAS TRANSFORMED  ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### INTO RAPIDASH!!!                         ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### ~ ~# THEN THERE WERE FIRES AND LASERS    ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### BOTH HERE AND THERE,,                    ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## ~ ~# THE NINETALE BEAMED EVERYONE ONTO   ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# THE STARSHIP SS ENTERPRISE. THEY WENT    #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ TO SOMETHING CALLED ROUGHLY DIMENSION    $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# NNN#**$?%. THERE, THERE WERE ONLY        #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## POKEMON.                                 ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### ~ ~# BULBASAUR SAID: HELLO PERSIAN!      ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### ~ ~# JOHAN WAS SCARED. HE FAINTED. A     ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### SIGN SAID "DONT EXIT!". NINETALES WENT   ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## THAT WAY. HE IS FALLING DOWN A CLIFF     ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# HEEEELP!!! HE SCREAMED.                  #$†;~,....
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....,~;†$# ~~~~~ - DO YOU THINK HE IS DEAD?         #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## ~~~~~ - NOT NINETALES, SAID RAPIDASH.    ##$†;~,...
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.,~;†$#### ~ ~# SUDDENLY, THERE WERE RAINBOWS       ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### ABOVE THE CLIFF. THEN IT HAPPENED. A     ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## VOLCANO ERUPTED.                         ##$†;~,...
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.....,~;†$ ~~~~~ - POOR NINETALES!                  $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# ~~~~~ - PERSIAN, DON'T CRY NOW.          #$†;~,....
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..,~;†$### ~ ~# ANNA FOUND A GREEN RUBY, AND A      ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### BLUE ONE. THEY BEAMED AT THE VOLCANO.    ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### IT STOPPED SQUIRTING.                    ###$†;~,..
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.....,~;†$        ~ ~# # CHAPTER TWO # #~ ~         $†;~,.....
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..,~;†$### ~ ~# AFTER A DAYS WALK THEY FOUND A      ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### WOLF.                                    ####$†;~,.
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...,~;†$## ~~~~~ - WEIRD COLOUR, HAHA.              ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# ~~~~~ - BUT                              #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ ~~~~~ - "BUT" WHAT.                      $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# ~~~~~ - VULPIX! IT'S VULPIX!             #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## ~~~~~ - YOU ARE ALLRIGHT... RIGHT?       ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### ~~~~~ - YES.                             ###$†;~,..
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..,~;†$### ~ ~# A DRAGON! EVERYONE RAN INTO A       ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## CAVE. ENOK! YOU'RE HERE! BUT IT WASN'T   ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$# ENOK. IT WAS A KITTEN.                   #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ ~ ~# IT HAD LIKE A GLOWY THING IN IT'S   $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# FOREHEAD. IT TOLD THEM IT WAS CALLED     #$†;~,....
...,~;†$## MEOWTH. VULPIX TOLD THE STORY OF WHAT    ##$†;~,...
..,~;†$### HAD HAPPENED, AND MEOW (AS IT IS         ###$†;~,..
.,~;†$#### PRONOUNCED) WANTED TO JOIN THEM. AFTER   ####$†;~,.
..,~;†$### EIGHT HOURS OF WALKING THEY SPOTTED A    ###$†;~,..
...,~;†$## KNIFE WITH HOLES IN IT.                  ##$†;~,...
....,~;†$#                                          #$†;~,....
.....,~;†$ ~~~~~ - WHAT A STRANGE KNIFE, SAID       $†;~,.....
....,~;†$# NINETALES.                               #$†;~,....
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