¨§§¨¨§§¨¨§                                          §¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨§§§¨¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§¨§¨§§¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    §¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
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¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT  IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND ¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED §¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨ -  MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, §§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨ THEN  SEALED IN  A  DARK  ROOM (OR  PIT) §§§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        §¨§§¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨                                          ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID  TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE  THE GRACE §¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL §§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§ CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨ THIS  DOES NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM ¨§§§¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨§§§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨§§¨ ---------------------------------------- §¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨§§§                                          §§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           §§§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           §¨§§¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨¨§                                          ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨§¨§§¨¨   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§¨§§     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§                  NORSE.                  ¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨   % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨§§§¨¨  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨§§¨   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨§§§         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          §§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§                                          §§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  §¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   §¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          §¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     §§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ¨§§§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨    % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§§ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§¨¨¨                                          §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨§                                          §¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨