I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!