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####@%^«~. A  COFFEE  POT  CAN ACTUALLY BE  A  VERY .~«^%@####
###§@%^«~. SENSUAL     #^^^#      #^^^#      AFFAIR .~«^%@§###
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###§@%^«~. . HIGH INTERNAL PRESSURE... NOZZLES... . .~«^%@§###
#§%^^~~... SLEEK    METAL    PARTS...        .    . ...~~^^%§#
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###§@%^«~. AFTERWARDS, IN THE  NEXT MORNING, IT'S A .~«^%@§###
§§§§@%^«~. BIT  PERVERSE  TO DRINK THE COLD  COFFEE .~«^%@§§§§
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##§%^~~... .  PLEASE   MAKE   NEW   COFFEE.   .   . ...~~^%§##
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