I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!