I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!