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.......... BEER IS A KIND OF  TEA BREWED ON  HUMLE, ..........
.......... A  VERY  VINEY  PLANT.  THE  PROCESS  IS ..........
..........   SOMEWHAT COMPLICATED BUT WE'VE BEEN    ..........
..........            DOING IT FOR YEARS.           ..........
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.......... THE BEER  DRINK AFFORDS US A BASELINE, A ..........
........., REASONABLE  SOMETHING  TO  HAVE A FEW OF ,.........
........,~ IN  THE  FRIDGE.  BUT  IT  CAN  ALSO  BE ~,........
.......,~*          POWERFUL AND STRANGE.           *~,.......
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....,~*$%§ DESCRIPT. BETTER  ONES HAVE  A  STRONGER §%$*~,....
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..,~*$%§## CAN GET  YOU  DRUNK.  BUT ITS  A  STABLE ##§%$*~,..
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