I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It  Closely So That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!