I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!