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,~«/$%####     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     ####%$/«~,
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,,,~~««$%# I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY #%$««~~,,,
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,,,,,,~/%#          ##/«~, ALCOHOL ,~«/##           #%/~,,,,,,
,~«/$%%%%#          ##/«~, ALCOHOL ,~«/##           #%%%%$/«~,
,~«/$%####           ##/«~, ALCOHOL ,~«/##          ####%$/«~,
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,~«/$%#### I DONT KNOW, I  FEEL HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. ####%$/«~,
,~«/$%#### DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK AND THERE'S  THIS ####%$/«~,
,~«/$%####       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       ####%$/«~,
,~«/$%####             IN THE END, SWEET            ####%$/«~,
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,~«/$%#### AROUND  THIRTY  PERCENT  OF THE  ALCOHOL ####%$/«~,
,,,,«««$$# ENTERS  THE BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY IN  THE #$$«««,,,,
,,,,,««/%# MOUTH, OR SO I'VE  HEARD. GOT TO LOOK UP #%/««,,,,,
,~«/$%####           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           ####%$/«~,
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,,,«««$%##            ,~«/$%#######%$/«~,           ##%$«««,,,
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,,,«««/%## FINALLY SOMEONE  LET  ME OUT OF MY DRUNK ##%/«««,,,
,~«/$%%%## TIME   FOR  ME   IS  BEAUTIFUL   CUZ  IM ##%%%$/«~,
,~«/$%####              INFINITY MUNK               ####%$/«~,
,~««//$$$# I CAN DO  IT  ANYWAY INSIDE AND WITHSIDE #$$$//««~,
,~«/$%####               AM SIDE AND                ####%$/«~,
,~«/$%#### IM  A  SPHERICAL ENTITY!  IM FROM  OUTER ####%$/«~,
,~«/$%####                 SPACE...                 ####%$/«~,
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,~«/$%####           ####%$/«~,~«/$%####            ####%$/«~,
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,~«/$%#### OKI  I JUST  DRANK  THREE  MOUTHFULLS OF ####%$/«~,
,~«/$%#### WINE. I  DRANK  FOUR  STRONG  BEERS  AND ####%$/«~,
,,,,,«/$## MAYBE THREE OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS  OF WINE. ##$/«,,,,,
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,~«/$%#### A THING  I  DONT  CARE  ABOUT  THE TASTE ####%$/«~,
,~~~««/$%# ANYMORE I DO  AT THE START  BUT NOT NOW. #%$/««~~~,
,~«/$%#### THERES  A TIMELINE GOING  FROM  CARE  TO ####%$/«~,
,~«/$%####                 NOT CARE                 ####%$/«~,
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,,,~//$%%#            ,~«/$%#######%$/«~,           #%%$//~,,,
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,~«/$%#### HAHA  SUDDENLY  O  HAD  ON  SOME   WEURD ####%$/«~,
,~«/$%#### FINGER ON MY  FINGER THEN YESTERDAY  AND ####%$/«~,
,,,~~/$### I ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED  THEN I WAS ON THE ###$/~~,,,
,,,,,««$## TOILET LOL MBUT WEW THERE WAS  SOMETHING ##$««,,,,,
,,,,,«/%## WRONG  WITH  F  -INGER. I MEAN  WITH  MY ##%/«,,,,,
,~«/$%%### LEFT INDEX FINGER NOTJING WRONG WITH  MY ###%%$/«~,
,~«/$%#### RIGHT   CHOPPED  MYSELF   WITH  ,AN  AXE ####%$/«~,
,,,,~~/$%#                    SO                    #%$/~~,,,,
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,~«/$%#### WTF  IS WHY  HAVE I THE  WRONG FINGER AS ####%$/«~,
,,,,«//$%#                  DEFAULT                 #%$//«,,,,
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,,,,,,«/$# READ   MORE   ABOUT   TYPES  OF  ALCOHOL #$/«,,,,,,
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,~«/$%#### $  BEER   ,   WINE  ,  CIDER  ,   KIR  $ ####%$/«~,
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