,:-=^&@@¶@ @¶@@&^=-:,
,:-=^&@¶@# #@¶@&^=-:,
,:-=^&@¶@# #@¶@&^=-:,
,,,::-==&@ @&==-::,,,
,,::-=&@@@ @@@&=-::,,
,,,,,-=&@@ ,--- BATTERIES ---, @@&=-,,,,,
,:-=^&@¶@# #@¶@&^=-:,
,:-=^&@¶@# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #@¶@&^=-:,
,:-=^&@@## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##@@&^=-:,
,,,,,,-=&¶ TO COME TO HARM. ¶&=-,,,,,,
,,,,,:=^@@ @@^=:,,,,,
,:-=^&@¶¶@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @¶¶@&^=-:,
,,,,::-^@@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @@^-::,,,,
,:-=^&&@¶@ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. @¶@&&^=-:,
,,,,,,--^@ @^--,,,,,,
,:-===^&@¶ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¶@&^===-:,
,:-=^&@@@¶ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¶@@@&^=-:,
,:-=^&@¶@@ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR @@¶@&^=-:,
,,::=^^@¶@ SECOND LAWS. @¶@^^=::,,
,:-=^&@¶@# #@¶@&^=-:,
,:-=^&¶@## #### ##@¶&^=-:,
,:-=^&@@@@ @@@@&^=-:,
,,,,:=^^^@ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, @^^^=:,,,,
,:-=&@¶@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@¶@&=-:,
,:-=^&@@@@ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. @@@@&^=-:,
,:-=^&@¶@# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #@¶@&^=-:,
,:-^&@¶@## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##@¶@&^-:,
,,,,,:-^&¶ THINGS... ¶&^-:,,,,,
,:-=^&@¶@@ @@¶@&^=-:,
,::--==^@@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @@^==--::,
,:-=^&@¶## INSIDE. ##¶@&^=-:,
,:-=^&@¶@# #@¶@&^=-:,
,:-=^&@¶@# #@¶@&^=-:,
,:-==^^&&¶ ¶&&^^==-:,
,:---^&&@¶ ¶@&&^---:,
,:-=^&@¶@@ @@¶@&^=-:,