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###§$*/=^.           .=== BATTERIES ===.            .^=/*$§###
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#§$/=^.... BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ....^=/$§#
###§$*/=^. THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN BEING .^=/*$§###
###§$*/=^.             TO COME TO HARM.             .^=/*$§###
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§§$$$*/=^. A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT .^=/*$$$§§
#§$*=^^... BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ...^^=*$§#
###§$*/=^. ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. .^=/*$§###
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##§§$*/=^. A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN .^=/*$§§##
§$*====^^. EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION .^^====*$§
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###§$*/=^.  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   .^=/*$§###
#$**==^... BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ...^==**$#
###§$*/=^.   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   .^=/*$§###
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###§$*/=^.    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    .^=/*$§###
###§$*/=^.                THINGS...                 .^=/*$§###
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§*//=..... THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY .....=//*§
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