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,,,^/†%¤¶#           ,--- BATTERIES ---,            #¶¤%†/^,,,
,,^/†%¤¶##                                          ##¶¤%†/^,,
,^/†%¤¶### BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ###¶¤%†/^,
,,^/†%¤¶## THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ##¶¤%†/^,,
,,,^/†%¤¶#             TO COME TO HARM.             #¶¤%†/^,,,
,,,,^/†%¤¶                                          ¶¤%†/^,,,,
,,,,,^/†%¤ A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¤%†/^,,,,,
,,,,,,^/†% BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH %†/^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^/† ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. †/^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,               SECOND LAWS.               ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,^/  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   /^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^/† BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I †/^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^/†%   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   %†/^,,,,,,
,,,,,^/†%¤         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¤%†/^,,,,,
,,,,^/†%¤¶    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¶¤%†/^,,,,
,,,^/†%¤¶#                 THINGS...                #¶¤%†/^,,,
,,^/†%¤¶##                                          ##¶¤%†/^,,
,^/†%¤¶### THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ###¶¤%†/^,
,,^/†%¤¶##                 INSIDE.                  ##¶¤%†/^,,
,,,^/†%¤¶#                                          #¶¤%†/^,,,
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