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,,,,,,,,,= ,=== BATTERIES ===, =,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,==† BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, †==,,,,,,,
,,,,,,==†£ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING £†==,,,,,,
,,,,,==†£¤ TO COME TO HARM. ¤£†==,,,,,
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,,,==†£¤¶# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #¶¤£†==,,,
,,==†£¤¶## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##¶¤£†==,,
,,,==†£¤¶# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #¶¤£†==,,,
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,,,,,==†£¤ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¤£†==,,,,,
,,,,,,==†£ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION £†==,,,,,,
,,,,,,,==† DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR †==,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,== SECOND LAWS. ==,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,==† THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY †==,,,,,,,
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