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¨¨~~^†$### ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ###$†^~~¨¨
¨¨¨~~^†$## ##$†^~~¨¨¨
¨¨~~^†$### BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ###$†^~~¨¨
¨~~^†$#### THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ####$†^~~¨
¨¨~~^†$### TO COME TO HARM. ###$†^~~¨¨
¨¨¨~~^†$## ##$†^~~¨¨¨
¨¨~~^†$### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ###$†^~~¨¨
¨~~^†$#### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ####$†^~~¨
¨¨~~^†$### ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ###$†^~~¨¨
¨¨¨~~^†$## ##$†^~~¨¨¨
¨¨~~^†$### A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ###$†^~~¨¨
¨~~^†$#### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ####$†^~~¨
¨¨~~^†$### DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ###$†^~~¨¨
¨¨¨~~^†$## SECOND LAWS. ##$†^~~¨¨¨
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¨¨¨~~^†$## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##$†^~~¨¨¨
¨¨~~^†$### BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ###$†^~~¨¨
¨~~^†$#### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ####$†^~~¨
¨¨~~^†$### THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ###$†^~~¨¨
¨¨¨~~^†$## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##$†^~~¨¨¨
¨¨~~^†$### THINGS... ###$†^~~¨¨
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¨¨~~^†$### THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ###$†^~~¨¨
¨¨¨~~^†$## INSIDE. ##$†^~~¨¨¨
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