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,,,,,††¤¤¤ ¤¤¤††,,,,,
,,~††§¤### ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, ###¤§††~,,
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,,~††§¤¤¤¤ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¤¤¤¤§††~,,
,,,,,,,†§# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #§†,,,,,,,
,,~††§¤### TO COME TO HARM. ###¤§††~,,
,,~††§¤### ###¤§††~,,
,,~††§¤¤¤# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #¤¤¤§††~,,
,,~††§¤### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ###¤§††~,,
,,,,,~†§§¤ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¤§§†~,,,,,
,,~††§¤### ###¤§††~,,
,,,,~††§¤# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #¤§††~,,,,
,,~†††††§# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #§†††††~,,
,,,,,~††§¤ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¤§††~,,,,,
,,~††§¤### SECOND LAWS. ###¤§††~,,
,,~††§¤### ###¤§††~,,
,,~~††§§¤# #### #¤§§††~~,,
,,,,,,~†§# #§†~,,,,,,
,,,,,~~~†¤ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¤†~~~,,,,,
,,~††§¤¤## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##¤¤§††~,,
,,~††§¤### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###¤§††~,,
,,~††§¤### THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ###¤§††~,,
,,~~~††§## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##§††~~~,,
,,,,,~†††¤ THINGS... ¤†††~,,,,,
,,,,,†††¤# #¤†††,,,,,
,,~††§¤### THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ###¤§††~,,
,,~††§¤### INSIDE. ###¤§††~,,
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,,~††††§## ##§††††~,,
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