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§$%/=-¨¨¨¨            ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨           ¨¨¨¨-=/%$§
#§$%/=-¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨-=/%$§#
@#§$%/=-¨¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨-=/%$§#@
#@#§$%/=-¨ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ¨-=/%$§#@#
@#§$%/=-¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨¨-=/%$§#@
#§$%/=-¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨-=/%$§#
§$%/=-¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨-=/%$§
#§$%/=-¨¨¨ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ¨¨¨-=/%$§#
@#§$%/=-¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨-=/%$§#@
#@#§$%/=-¨                                          ¨-=/%$§#@#
@#§$%/=-¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨¨-=/%$§#@
#§$%/=-¨¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨¨¨-=/%$§#
§$%/=-¨¨¨¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR ¨¨¨¨-=/%$§
#§$%/=-¨¨¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨¨¨-=/%$§#
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#@#§$%/=-¨                   ####                   ¨-=/%$§#@#
@#§$%/=-¨¨                                          ¨¨-=/%$§#@
#§$%/=-¨¨¨  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¨¨¨-=/%$§#
§$%/=-¨¨¨¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨¨¨¨-=/%$§
#§$%/=-¨¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨¨-=/%$§#
@#§$%/=-¨¨        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ¨¨-=/%$§#@
#@#§$%/=-¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨-=/%$§#@#
@#§$%/=-¨¨                 THINGS...                ¨¨-=/%$§#@
#§$%/=-¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨-=/%$§#
§$%/=-¨¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨¨¨-=/%$§
#§$%/=-¨¨¨                  INSIDE.                 ¨¨¨-=/%$§#
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