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,,,.-=%%&¶ ,--- BATTERIES ---, ¶&%%=-.,,,
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,,,,,.-=%% BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, %%=-.,,,,,
,,,,.-=%%& THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING &%%=-.,,,,
,,,.-=%%&¶ TO COME TO HARM. ¶&%%=-.,,,
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,.-=%%&¶## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##¶&%%=-.,
,,.-=%%&¶# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #¶&%%=-.,,
,,,.-=%%&¶ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¶&%%=-.,,,
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,,,,,.-=%% A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN %%=-.,,,,,
,,,,.-=%%& EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION &%%=-.,,,,
,,,.-=%%&¶ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¶&%%=-.,,,
,,.-=%%&¶# SECOND LAWS. #¶&%%=-.,,
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,,,,.-=%%& THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, &%%=-.,,,,
,,,,,.-=%% BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I %%=-.,,,,,
,,,,.-=%%& SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. &%%=-.,,,,
,,,.-=%%&¶ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¶&%%=-.,,,
,,.-=%%&¶# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #¶&%%=-.,,
,.-=%%&¶## THINGS... ##¶&%%=-.,
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,,,.-=%%&¶ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¶&%%=-.,,,
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