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,,,,,.~^*% A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT %*^~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~^* BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH *^~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~^ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ^~.,,,,,,,
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,,,,,.~^*% A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN %*^~.,,,,,
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,,,,.~^*%£   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  £%*^~.,,,,
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,,,,,,.~^*   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   *^~.,,,,,,
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