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####*$:~^¨           ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨            ¨^~:$*####
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####*$:~^¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨^~:$*####
##*$~~~~^¨ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ¨^~~~~$*##
####*$:~^¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨^~:$*####
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#*:^¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨^:*#
####*$:~^¨ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ¨^~:$*####
####*$:~^¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨^~:$*####
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#####*$~^¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨^~$*#####
###*:~^^¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨¨^^~:*###
#####*:~^¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ¨^~:*#####
#####*:~^¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨^~:*#####
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####*$:~^¨   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ¨^~:$*####
#****$:~^¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨^~:$****#
##**$$:~^¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨^~:$$**##
####*$:~^¨        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ¨^~:$*####
####*$:~^¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨^~:$*####
####*$:~^¨                 THINGS...                ¨^~:$*####
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####*$:~^¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨^~:$*####
####*$:~^¨                  INSIDE.                 ¨^~:$*####
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