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...^~:†%##           .~~~ Batteries ~~~.            ##%†:~^...
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.....^~:†% Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, %†:~^.....
......^~:† Through Inaction,  Allow  A Human  Being †:~^......
.......^~:             To Come To Harm.             :~^.......
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.....^~:†% A Battery Must Obey The Orders Given  It %†:~^.....
....^~:†%# By   Human  Beings   Except  Where  Such #%†:~^....
...^~:†%## Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ##%†:~^...
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.^~:†%#### A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ####%†:~^.
..^~:†%### Existence As  Long  As  Such  Protection ###%†:~^..
...^~:†%## Does  Not  Conflict  With The  First  Or ##%†:~^...
....^~:†%#               Second Laws.               #%†:~^....
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......^~:†  These Things Power Almost Everything,   †:~^......
.....^~:†% But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I %†:~^.....
....^~:†%#   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   #%†:~^....
...^~:†%##        Think Double A, Triple A,         ##%†:~^...
..^~:†%###    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ###%†:~^..
.^~:†%####                Things...                 ####%†:~^.
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...^~:†%## They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ##%†:~^...
....^~:†%#                 Inside.                  #%†:~^....
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