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#@@#$%^»:, BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ,:»^%$#@@#
#@$^:,,,,, THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ,,,,,:^$@#
#@$%%%^»:, TO COME TO HARM. ,:»^%%%$@#
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##@#$%^»:, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,:»^%$#@##
@$^^:,,,,, BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ,,,,,:^^$@
##@#$%^»:, ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ,:»^%$#@##
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##@#$%^»:, A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ,:»^%$#@##
##%»::,,,, EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ,,,,::»%##
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####$%^»:, THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ,:»^%$####
##$$^»,,,, BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ,,,,»^$$##
##@#$%^»:, SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ,:»^%$#@##
##$%»:,,,, THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ,,,,:»%$##
##@#$%^»:, TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ,:»^%$#@##
@$%»:::::, THINGS... ,:::::»%$@
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@###$%^»:, THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ,:»^%$###@
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