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,~«/*****@                                          @*****/«~,
,~«/**@@@#                                          #@@@**/«~,
,~«/**@###            ,««« BATTERIES «««,           ###@**/«~,
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,~«/**@### BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ###@**/«~,
,~«/**@### THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A HUMAN  BEING ###@**/«~,
,~«//**@##             TO COME TO HARM.             ##@**//«~,
,~«/**@###                                          ###@**/«~,
,~«/**@### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT ###@**/«~,
,,,«/***@@ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH @@***/«,,,
,,,,~/**@# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #@**/~,,,,
,~«/**@###                                          ###@**/«~,
,~«/**@### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ###@**/«~,
,~«/**@### EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ###@**/«~,
,~«/**@### DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ###@**/«~,
,~«/***@##               SECOND LAWS.               ##@***/«~,
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,,~«/**@@#   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  #@@**/«~,,
,,,~«**@@@ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I @@@**«~,,,
,~«/**@###   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ###@**/«~,
,,,,««/*@@         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        @@*/««,,,,
,~«/**@###    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ###@**/«~,
,~/**@####                 THINGS...                ####@**/~,
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,~«/**@@## THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ##@@**/«~,
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