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§$%^,.....                                          .....,^%$§
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##@§$%^~,.           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            .,~^%$§@##
##@§$%^~,.                                          .,~^%$§@##
##@§$%^~,. BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, .,~^%$§@##
###@§$%~,. THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING .,~%$§@###
§%^~......             TO COME TO HARM.             ......~^%§
#@@§$%^~,.                                          .,~^%$§@@#
@@§§$%^~,. A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT .,~^%$§§@@
##@§$%^~,. BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH .,~^%$§@##
@$$%~~~... ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ...~~~%$$@
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§%~~~~.... A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ....~~~~%§
##@§$%^~,. EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION .,~^%$§@##
##@§$%^~,. DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR .,~^%$§@##
#§§%^,....               SECOND LAWS.               ....,^%§§#
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§$$%%^,,,.   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  .,,,^%%$$§
##@§$%^~,. BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I .,~^%$§@##
@§%%%%^~,.   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   .,~^%%%%§@
@$%^^,,...        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ...,,^^%$@
@@$^,.....    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    .....,^$@@
##@§$%^~,.                THINGS...                 .,~^%$§@##
§%%%^,,...                                          ...,,^%%%§
§$^~,..... THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY .....,~^$§
##@§$%^~,.                 INSIDE.                  .,~^%$§@##
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