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,,,,,,-~†%            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           %†~-,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,-~ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,-~ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~† EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION †~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-~†% DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR %†~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~†%$               SECOND LAWS.               $%†~-,,,,,
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,-~†%$£#@#   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  #@#£$%†~-,
,,-~†%$£#@ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I @#£$%†~-,,
,,,-~†%$£#   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   #£$%†~-,,,
,,,,-~†%$£        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         £$%†~-,,,,
,,,,,-~†%$    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    $%†~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~†%                 THINGS...                %†~-,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,-~ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ~-,,,,,,,,
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