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.,---^%%%&           .--- BATTERIES ---.            &%%%^---,.
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.,-†^%&### BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ###&%^†-,.
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.,-†^%&### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ###&%^†-,.
..,--†^&&# BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH #&&^†--,..
.,-†^^^^^& ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. &^^^^^†-,.
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....,-^^%& A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN &%^^-,....
....,-^^^& EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION &^^^-,....
.,-†^%&### DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR ###&%^†-,.
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.,--†^%%%&   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  &%%%^†--,.
....-†%%%# BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I #%%%†-....
.,-†^%&###   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ###&%^†-,.
.,-†^%&###        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ###&%^†-,.
.,-†^%&###    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ###&%^†-,.
.,-†^%&###                THINGS...                 ###&%^†-,.
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