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....-~^*%# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #%*^~-....
.....-~^*% THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING %*^~-.....
......-~^* TO COME TO HARM. *^~-......
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........-~ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ~-........
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........-~ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ~-........
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......-~^* A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN *^~-......
.....-~^*% EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION %*^~-.....
....-~^*%# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #%*^~-....
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...-~^*%## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##%*^~-...
....-~^*%# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #%*^~-....
.....-~^*% SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. %*^~-.....
......-~^* THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, *^~-......
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........-~ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ~-........
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