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¨¨¨¨,~%%%# ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ #%%%~,¨¨¨¨
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¨~*%%#@### BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ###@#%%*~¨
¨¨¨¨,*%%#@ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING @#%%*,¨¨¨¨
¨,~*%%#@## TO COME TO HARM. ##@#%%*~,¨
¨,~%%#@### ###@#%%~,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*%# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #%*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,~*%%#@## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##@#%%*~,¨
¨,~*%#@### ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ###@#%*~,¨
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¨,~**%%%## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##%%%**~,¨
¨,~*%%#@## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##@#%%*~,¨
¨,~*%%#@## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##@#%%*~,¨
¨,~*%%#@## SECOND LAWS. ##@#%%*~,¨
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¨,~*%%#@## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##@#%%*~,¨
¨,~*%%#@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@#%%*~,¨
¨¨¨¨¨~**%@ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. @%**~¨¨¨¨¨
¨,~*%#@### THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ###@#%*~,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*%# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #%*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,~*%%#@## THINGS... ##@#%%*~,¨
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¨,~*%%#@## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##@#%%*~,¨
¨¨¨¨,***%@ INSIDE. @%***,¨¨¨¨
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