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*†=:......           .=== Batteries ===.            ......:=†*
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¤£*†=:.... Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ....:=†*£¤
#¤£*†=:... Through  Inaction, Allow A  Human  Being ...:=†*£¤#
##¤£*†=:..             To Come To Harm.             ..:=†*£¤##
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##¤£*†=:.. A  Battery Must Obey The Orders Given It ..:=†*£¤##
#¤£*†=:... By  Human   Beings  Except  Where   Such ...:=†*£¤#
¤£*†=:.... Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ....:=†*£¤
£*†=:.....                                          .....:=†*£
*†=:...... A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ......:=†*
†=:....... Existence  As  Long  As Such  Protection .......:=†
=:........ Does  Not  Conflict With  The  First  Or ........:=
:.........               Second Laws.               .........:
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..........  These Things Power Almost Everything,   ..........
.......... But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ..........
..........   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ..........
..........         Think Double A, Triple A,        ..........
..........    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ..........
..........                Things...                 ..........
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=:........ They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ........:=
†=:.......                 Inside.                  .......:=†
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