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###@%**«-¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨-«**%@###
#%*«¨¨¨¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING ¨¨¨¨¨¨«*%#
##@#%**«-¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨-«**%#@##
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##@#%**«-¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT ¨-«**%#@##
#@%%%**«-¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH ¨-«**%%%@#
##@#%**«-¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨-«**%#@##
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###@#%**-¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨-**%#@###
@%**««-¨¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨-««**%@
##@#%**«-¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR ¨-«**%#@##
@%**-¨¨¨¨¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨¨¨¨¨-**%@
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##@#%**«-¨   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ¨-«**%#@##
##@#%**«-¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨-«**%#@##
#@@#%**«-¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨-«**%#@@#
##@#%**«-¨        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ¨-«**%#@##
#@%*«---¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨¨---«*%@#
##@#%**«-¨                THINGS...                 ¨-«**%#@##
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##@#%**«-¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨-«**%#@##
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