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,,,,~=^^^§           ,««« BATTERIES «««,            §^^^=~,,,,
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,,,,,«==$¶ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¶$==«,,,,,
,,,,,,«=^§ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING §^=«,,,,,,
,,~~==^§§§             TO COME TO HARM.             §§§^==~~,,
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,~«=^$§¶## A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##¶§$^=«~,
,,,,,~«=$§ BY  HUMAN   BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH §$=«~,,,,,
,~«=^$§¶## ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ##¶§$^=«~,
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,~«=^$§¶## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##¶§$^=«~,
,,,,,,««^§ EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION §^««,,,,,,
,~«=^$§¶¶¶ DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ¶¶¶§$^=«~,
,,,~~~«=$§               SECOND LAWS.               §$=«~~~,,,
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,,,,~==^^§  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   §^^==~,,,,
,,,,,~==^§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §^==~,,,,,
,~«==^$$$§   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   §$$$^==«~,
,,,,,«^§§#        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         #§§^«,,,,,
,~«=^$§§§¶    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¶§§§$^=«~,
,~«=^^^§§§                 THINGS...                §§§^^^=«~,
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,~«=^$§¶## THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ##¶§$^=«~,
,~«=^$$$§¶                 INSIDE.                  ¶§$$$^=«~,
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