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,,,,»\%%#¶ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¶#%%\»,,,,
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,,,,»\%%#¶ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¶#%%\»,,,,
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,,»\%%#¶## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##¶#%%\»,,
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