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,,,,,,,,,:            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           :,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN BEING ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. :,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,:~^ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ^~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^* EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION *^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~^*@ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR @*^~:,,,,,
,,,,:~^*@@               SECOND LAWS.               @@*^~:,,,,
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,,:~^*@@##  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ##@@*^~:,,
,,,:~^*@@# BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I #@@*^~:,,,
,,,,:~^*@@   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   @@*^~:,,,,
,,,,,:~^*@        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         @*^~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^*    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    *^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~^                THINGS...                 ^~:,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,: THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY :,,,,,,,,,
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