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,,»\%*§@## ,»»» Batteries »»», ##@§*%\»,,
,,»\%*§@## ##@§*%\»,,
,,»\%*§@## Batteries May Not Harm A Human Or, ##@§*%\»,,
,,,,,,»%§§ Through Inaction, Allow A Human Being §§%»,,,,,,
,,»\%*§@@@ To Come To Harm. @@@§*%\»,,
,,»\%*§@## ##@§*%\»,,
,,»\%*§@## A Battery Must Obey The Orders Given It ##@§*%\»,,
,,,,,,»%§§ By Human Beings Except Where Such §§%»,,,,,,
,,»\%*§@## Orders Conflict With The First Law. ##@§*%\»,,
,,,,,,»%*@ @*%»,,,,,,
,,»\%*§@## A Battery Must Protect Its Own ##@§*%\»,,
,,»\%*§@## Existence As Long As Such Protection ##@§*%\»,,
,,,,,,,»%§ Does Not Conflict With The First Or §%»,,,,,,,
,,»\%*§@## Second Laws. ##@§*%\»,,
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,,»\%*§@## These Things Power Almost Everything, ##@§*%\»,,
,,,,,»%§§# But When I Speak About Batteries I #§§%»,,,,,
,,,,,,,\*@ Speak About Standard Household Ones. @*\,,,,,,,
,,»\%***@# Think Double A, Triple A, #@***%\»,,
,,»\%*§@## Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such ##@§*%\»,,
,,,,,,,\*§ Things... §*\,,,,,,,
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