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¨¨¨¨¨,~†%* *%†~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~†% %†~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~† †~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~† DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR †~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~†% SECOND LAWS. %†~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~†%* *%†~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~†%*# #### #*%†~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~†%*## ##*%†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†%*### THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ###*%†~,¨¨
¨,~†%*#### BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ####*%†~,¨
¨¨,~†%*### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###*%†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†%*## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##*%†~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~†%*# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #*%†~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~†%* THINGS... *%†~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~†% %†~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~† THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY †~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ INSIDE. ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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