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,,,,,,,~/%                                          %/~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%$                                          $%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%$#                                          #$%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%$#@                                          @#$%/~,,,,
,,,~/%$#@#           ,~~~ Batteries ~~~,            #@#$%/~,,,
,,~/%$#@##                                          ##@#$%/~,,
,,,~/%$#@# Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, #@#$%/~,,,
,,,,~/%$#@ Through Inaction,  Allow  A Human  Being @#$%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%$#             To Come To Harm.             #$%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%$                                          $%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~/% A Battery Must Obey The  Orders Given It %/~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~/ By  Human  Beings   Except   Where  Such /~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ~,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, Does  Not Conflict  With  The  First  Or ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,               Second Laws.               ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,~/%                                          %/~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%$  These Things Power Almost Everything,   $%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%$# But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I #$%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%$#@   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   @#$%/~,,,,
,,,~/%$#@#        Think Double A, Triple A,         #@#$%/~,,,
,,~/%$#@##    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ##@#$%/~,,
,,,~/%$#@#                Things...                 #@#$%/~,,,
,,,,~/%$#@                                          @#$%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%$# They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty #$%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%$                  Inside.                 $%/~,,,,,,
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