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¨¨¨¨-=*¤¤¤ ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ ¤¤¤*=-¨¨¨¨
¨-=^*%¤### ###¤%*^=-¨
¨¨--^^*%¤# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #¤%*^^--¨¨
¨-=^*%¤### THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ###¤%*^=-¨
¨-=^*%¤### TO COME TO HARM. ###¤%*^=-¨
¨-=^*%¤### ###¤%*^=-¨
¨-=^*%%%%¤ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¤%%%%*^=-¨
¨¨¨¨=*%%%¤ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¤%%%*=¨¨¨¨
¨-=^*%¤### ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ###¤%*^=-¨
¨-=^***%¤¤ ¤¤%***^=-¨
¨-=^*%¤### A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ###¤%*^=-¨
¨¨¨¨¨-=^%# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #%^=-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨-=^^%%¤# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #¤%%^^=-¨¨
¨-=^*%#### SECOND LAWS. ####%*^=-¨
¨-=^*****¤ ¤*****^=-¨
¨¨¨-^^%%## #### ##%%^^-¨¨¨
¨-=^*%¤### ###¤%*^=-¨
¨-=^*%¤### THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ###¤%*^=-¨
¨-=^*%¤### BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ###¤%*^=-¨
¨-=^*%¤### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###¤%*^=-¨
¨-=^*%¤### THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ###¤%*^=-¨
¨¨¨¨==^^%# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #%^^==¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨=*%## THINGS... ##%*=¨¨¨¨¨
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¨-=^*%%¤¤¤ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¤¤¤%%*^=-¨
¨-=^*%¤### INSIDE. ###¤%*^=-¨
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