,,-~*=§¤## ##¤§=*~-,,
,,,-~*=§¤# #¤§=*~-,,,
,,,,-~*=§¤ ¤§=*~-,,,,
,,,-~*=§¤# #¤§=*~-,,,
,,-~*=§¤## ##¤§=*~-,,
,-~*=§¤### ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, ###¤§=*~-,
,,-~*=§¤## ##¤§=*~-,,
,,,-~*=§¤# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #¤§=*~-,,,
,,,,-~*=§¤ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¤§=*~-,,,,
,,,-~*=§¤# TO COME TO HARM. #¤§=*~-,,,
,,-~*=§¤## ##¤§=*~-,,
,-~*=§¤### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ###¤§=*~-,
,,-~*=§¤## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##¤§=*~-,,
,,,-~*=§¤# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #¤§=*~-,,,
,,,,-~*=§¤ ¤§=*~-,,,,
,,,-~*=§¤# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #¤§=*~-,,,
,,-~*=§¤## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##¤§=*~-,,
,-~*=§¤### DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ###¤§=*~-,
,,-~*=§¤## SECOND LAWS. ##¤§=*~-,,
,,,-~*=§¤# #¤§=*~-,,,
,,,,-~*=§¤ #### ¤§=*~-,,,,
,,,-~*=§¤# #¤§=*~-,,,
,,-~*=§¤## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##¤§=*~-,,
,-~*=§¤### BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ###¤§=*~-,
,,-~*=§¤## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##¤§=*~-,,
,,,-~*=§¤# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #¤§=*~-,,,
,,,,-~*=§¤ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¤§=*~-,,,,
,,,-~*=§¤# THINGS... #¤§=*~-,,,
,,-~*=§¤## ##¤§=*~-,,
,-~*=§¤### THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ###¤§=*~-,
,,-~*=§¤## INSIDE. ##¤§=*~-,,
,,,-~*=§¤# #¤§=*~-,,,
,,,,-~*=§¤ ¤§=*~-,,,,
,,,-~*=§¤# #¤§=*~-,,,
,,-~*=§¤## ##¤§=*~-,,
,-~*=§¤### ###¤§=*~-,