~     SYLV3ON     ~    
                      
                     
                                 
                              
                              
                              
         COUNT3RSENSE  F41RY   
      C4N1N3?                     
                          P4LL1ATIV3? 
                                 
 4PP3ARANCE:  SYLV3ON R3SEMBLE DOGS  1N  
  M4NY  W4YS, W1TH  S1MIL4R SM4LL BOD13S 
    4ND F4C3S. TH3Y  4R3 SM4LL 4ND  
      N1MBL3, 4ND W1TH WH1T3  FUR.  
                               
                                 
 TH3  MOST  STR1KING  F34TURE 1S      
 TH31R "R1BBONS",    LONG  FL4T F3ELERS 
 TH4T  TH3Y    US3  TO  B1ND     OR  TO 
 1NT3RF4CE W1TH   TH3  M1NDS  OF OTH3RS 
                          
   TH3 R1BBONS  PL4Y  4 L4RG3  SOC14L   
   ROL3  4MONG   SYLV3ONS.           
   TH3Y 1NDUC3 4 S3NSE OF  W3LLBE1NG, 
  4ND  C4N  34SE P41N  1F   4PPL13D   
 CLOS3 TO 4 WOUND.      1T 1S THOUGHT 
 TH3Y F3ED  OFF  TH3 P41N  OF OTH3RS    
                 TH1S   W4Y.   
                              
                              
      SYLV3ON  4R3  GR34T  P4RTN3RS 
 TO HUM4NS,  BUT C4R3  SHOULD B3 T4K3N   
 TO  L1MIT  3XPOSURE TO    R1BBONS,    
  S1NC3 W1TH PROLONG3D  CONT4CT       
   TH3  CONSC1OUSN3SSES ST4RT TO  BL3ND, 
 4N   3NV1RONMENT   1N   WH1CH         
 TH3  SYLV3ON 1S MUCH  MOR3  4T  HOM3,   
     4ND   1T   W1LL   T4K3   4DVANTAG3. 
                     
    M3D1CIN4L                    
 ...      !!!                         
                                 
                              
 1TS   S4P                        
         PO1SON        PUTT1NG 
 THOUGHTS    1NTO             
 NOT   K1LL3D.                      
   BUT  1S    LOY4L    (L13!  L13!) 
                                 
                               
                             
 TH3  N4TUR3 OF TH3  COM4 D3PENDS ON  TH3 
 1NT3NSITY  OF TH3  SYLV3ON'S  F3ED1NG.  
     YOU  W1LL SUCCUMB  TO  4     
        F4ST-GROW1NG  4DD1CTION    
  TH4T L34DS  TO  4 SUBM1SSIV3      
     4ND   SLUGG1SH  ST4T3      
                
  3VENTU4LLY  YOU W1LL  SLOWLY SL1P  
   1NTO    4    LONG    SLUMB3R,   
  B3COM1NG      S4P    1N TH3 V1N3S