the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began a  thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the  eve she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough  there came a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding out  that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and  quickly expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!