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§§§§..§.§§                 FAT CAP                  .§§...§§§§
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§§.§§§.§§§ IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG  THE RIVER .§.§§§....
.§§..§§..§ GROWS THE  MUSHROOM.  BETWEEN  FERNS AND §§§..§...§
§.§.§.§.§§ HORSEMINT GROWS THE MUSHROOM. ALONG  THE ..§.§§..§§
§§§§§§§§.. CREEK,  WITH  A  REDDISH  CAP  AND WHITE .§§§.§.§..
.......§.§ STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN  ITS EYES GROWS §..§§§§§.§
......§§§.               THE MUSHROOM.              §.§....§§§
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..§§§.§.§§ I  AM DREAMING. A  PACKAGE  HAS ARRIVED. §.§§§§.§§§
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§§.§...§§§ THROUGH  THE PARK  I  GO TO PICK  IT  UP .§..§.§.§§
.§§§..§..§ FROM  A  BITTER LADY. A  SLOT IN A WALL, §§.§§§§§..
§..§.§§.§§ LADY  INSIDE, ME OUTSIDE  WITH THE  REST .§§....§..
§.§§§.§§..              OF THE WORLD.               §.§...§§.§
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....§..... DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP, A NOZZLE  (OR §..§.§.§§.
...§§....§       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       §.§§§§§.§.
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.§§§§..§§§ THROUGH  YOUNG FOREST,  THIN AND RUBBERY .§...§..§.
§...§.§... WHIPS SHOOT UP FROM  THE EARTH. KIRSKALE §§..§§.§§.
§..§§§§...    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    .§.§.§§.§§
§.§...§..§ ABANDONED GRAY WALLS.  I  SHALL  TRY THE §§§§§.§§..
§§§..§§.§.             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             ....§§.§.§
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.§§§§§..§§ THE  PAINT  INSIDE COMES OUT,  IT  COMES ..§§§...§.
§....§.§.§ LIKE A  MASSAGE  SHOWER, IT COMES LIKE A .§..§..§§.
§...§§§§§§ THICK AND SLOW  BEAM. RICH WITH RED  AND §§.§§.§.§§
§..§......               GOOEY PAINT.               .§§.§§§§..
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§§.§....§§ DOESN'T  HIT ANYTHING.  IT  KEEPS  GOING §§.§..§§§.
.§§§...§.. AND  NEVER  REACHES   THE  WALLS.   IT'S .§§§.§..§§
§..§..§§.. FOREVER  FALLING,  BUT  NOTHING  WILL BE §..§§§.§.§
§.§§.§.§..                 STAINED.                 §.§..§§§§.
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§§§..§§§§.            I THINK TO MYSELF:            §§.§§§.§.§
..§.§...§.       "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD        .§§..§§§§.
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