RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW. MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.