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.¨.,»:=$#¶ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only ¶#$=:»,.¨.
..¨¨^-:%$&  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  &$%:-^¨¨..
,.¨,¨.=^^$ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only $^^=.¨,¨.,
.,¨¨,,,»=*         trigger void mart alarms.        *=»,,,¨¨,.
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.¨¨,¨,,.,- however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs -,.,,¨,¨¨.
¨,.¨¨¨¨,.. can  be put  on  you as  a punishment by ..,¨¨¨¨.,¨
,¨¨..¨,¨~- police,  and  you   are   to  wear  them -~¨,¨..¨¨,
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...:»^**&¶ . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . ¶&**^»:...
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¨,.:=*†@£@ while  this is  distressing at first and @£@†*=:.,¨
,¨,¨-»=%$§ can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most §$%=»-¨,¨,
.,¨,,^~*†% store workers are  sympathetic  and will %†*~^,,¨,.
.¨¨¨¨¨^=\% let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. %\=^¨¨¨¨¨.
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           * probably not true, idk