,,,,,,=%§# #§%=,,,,,,
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,,,,=%§§§# #§§§%=,,,,
,,,,//%%&@ ,=== BATTERIES ===, @&%%//,,,,
,,=/%§## ###&§%/=,,
,,=/%§@# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #@#&§%/=,,
,,=/%§## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ###&§%/=,,
,,=/%§@@ TO COME TO HARM. @@#&§%/=,,
,,=/%§#@ @##&§%/=,,
,,=/%@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@#&%/=,,
,,,,,,/§## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##§/,,,,,,
,,=/%§@@ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. @@#&§%/=,,
,,====%§§# #§§%====,,
,,=/%%%§## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##§%%%/=,,
,,=/%§@# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #@#&§%/=,,
,,,=//%§&& DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR &&§%//=,,,
,,,,=/§§ SECOND LAWS. #&§§/=,,,,
,,=/%§&@## ##@&§%/=,,
,,=/%§@# #### #@#&§%/=,,
,,=/%§@# #@#&§%/=,,
,,=/%§@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@#&§%/=,,
,,/%§@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@#&§%/,,
,,,==///%& SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. &%///==,,,
,,,,=/§§#@ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, @#§§/=,,,,
,,=/%§@# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #@#&§%/=,,
,,=/%§## THINGS... ###&§%/=,,
,,,=/%%§#@ @#§%%/=,,,
,,=/%§@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@#&§%/=,,
,,=/%§@@ INSIDE. @@#&§%/=,,
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,,=/%§## ###&§%/=,,
,,=/%§@# #@#&§%/=,,
,,=/%§@@ @@#&§%/=,,
,,=/%§§§## ##§§§%/=,,