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,-«\\\\\%# # % , # % ,  # % LYING # % , # % , # % , #%\\\\\«-,
,-«\†%%%## #   %   ,   IN   MY    ROOM,   #   %   , ##%%%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### # %  , SOMETHING POKING  MY  LEFT  HAND, ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### #      %     ,      SOMETHING     SLIMY, ####%†\«-,
,,,,,-\\%# # %  ,  SLITHERING AROUND  THE  FINGERS, #%\\-,,,,,
,-«\†††%%# #   %   ,   UP    THE   ARM.   #   %   , #%%†††\«-,
,-«\†%#### IS   IT   DRUG-FUELED  APATHY?  #   %  , ####%†\«-,
,,,«««†††# #   %   ,  I   DON'T   MOVE   THE   ARM. #†††«««,,,
,,-««†%%## #    %   ,    #    %    ,    #    %    , ##%%†««-,,
,-«\†%#### WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S  TASTING ME, # % , ####%†\«-,
,,,,,«†### IT    MOVES   FURTHER   UP,   #    %   , ###†«,,,,,
,,,«\†%%## REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    #    %    , ##%%†\«,,,
,-«\†%#### I  TURN  MY  HEAD  TOWARD   IT.  #  %  , ####%†\«-,
,-«†%##### #    %    ,    LOOKS   LIKE    SEAGRASS. #####%†«-,
,,,-\††%%# #   %  ,   IT'S   KINDA  CUTE.  #  %   , #%%††\-,,,
,-«\†%#### #    %    ,    #    %    ,    #    %   , ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### # %  , ONCE  IT'S  UP MY NECK  AND ON MY ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### FACE,    I    BITE    IT.    #    %    , ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### #  % ,  THE TEXTURE  IS LIKE  THAT  OF A ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### JUICY       #       %      ,      GRAPE, ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### # % , AND THE SQUISH  TASTES LIKE  SWEET ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### #    %    ,   #   %   ,    CUCUMBER.   , ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### # % , IT'S  VERY GOOD. # % , AND I # % , ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### SUCK    MORE   OF   IT   IN.   #   %   , ####%†\«-,
,,,,-\\\†# #    %    ,    CHEW   IT.    #    %    , #†\\\-,,,,
,-«\†%#### # % , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ####%†\«-,
,,,-«\\%%# #    %    ,    #   %    ,    #    %    , #%%\\«-,,,
,,,,-««†## %   «  APATHY  GONE,  I   SIT  UP.  %  « ##†««-,,,,
,-«\†%#### % «  THE  TENDRILS ARE  STUCK  UNDER % « ####%†\«-,
,,,,,««†## % « MY  SHIRT,  % « ENTERING BY THE  ARM ##†««,,,,,
,,,,,«††%# AND  EXITING  THROUGH  THE  COLLAR.  % « #%††«,,,,,
,-«\†%#### % « THIS MAKES  IT  HARD FOR ME  TO PUSH ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### MORE  OF   IT   IN   MY   MOUTH.   %   « ####%†\«-,
,-«\†%#### % « I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT  THE ####%†\«-,
,,,,,,-«†# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY  TO #†«-,,,,,,
,,,-««\†## MOVE     MY     LEFT     ARM.     %    « ##†\««-,,,
,-«\††%%## %  «  SO  -   EATING  IT  IS  OK,   %  « ##%%††\«-,
,,,,«†††## %  « %  « MOVING  IT  IS  NOT. %  «  % « ##†††«,,,,
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