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#@¤@§^~,,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,,~^§@¤@#
@¤@§^~,,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT ,,,,~^§@¤@
¤@§^~,,,,,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,,,,~^§@¤
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§^~,,,,,,, THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. ,,,,,,,~^§
^~,,,,,,,, DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ,,,,,,,,~^
§^~,,,,,,,                  TASTE.                  ,,,,,,,~^§
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¤@§^~,,,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,,,~^§@¤
@¤@§^~,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ,,,,~^§@¤@
#@¤@§^~,,,   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ,,,~^§@¤@#
##@¤@§^~,, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR ,,~^§@¤@##
###@¤@§^~, ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ,~^§@¤@###
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#@¤@§^~,,, YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ,,,~^§@¤@#
@¤@§^~,,,,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,,,~^§@¤@
¤@§^~,,,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,~^§@¤
@§^~,,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ,,,,,,~^§@
§^~,,,,,,, OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,,,~^§
^~,,,,,,,, RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,,,,,,,~^
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