life                
                                    
                                    
                                          
     a  multitude of definitions    
       does   not   help.   we        
      can     say     "life     is      
       what   we   are,    and        
       what  things  like  us       
        are",   but   then   we       
     must    also    define    what     
     "things  like  us"  actually     
       entails, how it should       
      be   measured,   who   or       
     what    is     the    arbiter,     
       and  so   instead  there       
           is   this   internationally 
 sanctioned      list                  
          of criteria           
                                          
 - life must produce or consume milk      
 - life must have a beginning and an end  
 - life can have dreams and can interact  
 - life can steal                         
 - life can be cursed