MIdi IS (A) DUmb INterface    
                              
                                          
     Or    Midi    For    Short     
                                          
                                          
 Is  A  Way  To Transfer  Musical  Intent 
 Through A Tube. It'S  Supposed To Have A 
 Five-Pole Din  Connector But It  Happens 
 That  People   Use   Three   Point  Five 
         Millimeter Trs Instead.