MIdi IS (A) DUmb INterface    
                              
                                          
     Or    Midi    For    Short     
                                          
                                          
 Is  A  Way  To  Transfer  Musical Intent 
 Through A Tube. It'S Supposed To Have  A 
 Five-Pole  Din Connector But It  Happens 
 That   People  Use   Three  Point   Five 
         Millimeter Trs Instead.