MIdi IS (A) DUmb INterface    
                              
                                          
     Or    Midi    For    Short     
                                          
                                          
 Is A  Way  To  Transfer  Musical  Intent 
 Through A  Tube. It'S Supposed To Have A 
 Five-Pole Din  Connector  But It Happens 
 That  People   Use   Three  Point   Five 
          Millimeter Trs Instead.