F3RM1'S P4RADOX       
                          
                                          
 ON 34RTH (TH3  PL4N3T  WH3RE 1  L1V3)  4 
 LOT OF US H4V3 4NT3NNAS  ON  OUR  HOUS3S 
 OR   B4LCON13S,  W3  H4V3  BU1LT   L4RG3 
 4NT3NNAS  FOR  L4RG3R  B4NDW1TH, W3 H4V3 
      BU1LD SP3C14LIZED 4NT3NNAES FOR     
   SP3C1FIC W4V3LENGTHS (4ND S3NT TH3M    
 1NTO ORB1T),  W3'V3  BU1LT L4RG3 4S FUCK 
              4NT3NNA 4RRAYS              
 W3'V3 V1RTU4LLY BU1LT 4N  4NT3NNA W1TH 4 
         D1SH 4S L4RG3 4S 34RTH.          
                                          
 W3'V3 L34RNED 4BOUT OUR POS1TION  1N TH3 
      SOL4R SYST3M, OUR SOL4R SYST3MS     
 PL4C3MENT   1N  TH3   G4LAXY,   4ND  OUR 
 G4LAXYS PL4C3MENT 1N TH3  LOC4L CLUST3R, 
 4ND  OUR  LOC4L CLUST3RS  PL4C3 1N TH3 
          GR4ND SCH3ME OF TH1NGS          
                                          
 4ND  W3'R3  MOV1NG  4ROUND  TH3  SUN  4T 
 V3LOC1TY 4ND TH3 SUNS MOV1NG 4ROUND  TH3 
 C3NTER  OF  TH3 G4LAXY  4T  V3LOC1TY 4ND 
 TH3  G4LAXY 1S MOV1NG  TOW4RD  4NDROM3DA 
   4ND W3'R3 BOTH MOV1NG 4NT1CLOCKWIS3    
 4ROUND TH3 G4LAXY. 4ND W3  4S  4 SP3C1ES 
 H4V3 L34RNED TO T4K3 4LL TH4T 1N 4CCOUNT 
                                          
 4ND D3SP1TE 4LL TH1S,  D3SP1TE  4LL  OUR 
   (CL1CH3) B34M1NG OF FUCK1NG ST3LL4R    
 R4D1O  PROGR4MM3S  OUT 1N  FUCK1NG SP4C3 
 4T  TH3 SP3ED  OF  L1GHT  (L1GHT 1S  OUR 
 M3D1UM! GOODSP3ED YOU, BL4CK 3MPEROR!),  
      D3SP1TE GHOSTS H3LP1NG 4ND TH3      
     COLL3CT1VE CONSC1OUSN3SS LOWP4SS     
   F1LT3RING, D3SP1TE OUR V3RY OBV1OUS    
 B34M1NG  OF  4LL  OUR  S3CRETS  1N 3VERY 
          D1R3CTION KNOWN TO US,          
                                          
 NO        ON3       H4S      4NSW3RED 
                                          
                          
      F3RM1'S P4RADOX       
                          
                                          
             SO WHY 1S TH4T?              
                                          
 MOST OPPON3NTS TO  1NT3LLIGENT  L1F3  1N 
 TH3 UN1V3RSE S4Y 1T'S B3C4USE  YOU  N3ED 
 4  CL4SS ON3-OR-TH3-OTH3R ST4R  4ND  TH3 
 PL4N3T  N3EDS  TO  B3  4T  4  S3E-4ND-SO 
 D1ST4NC3 4WAY FROM TH3 ST4R (L1K3  TH3RE 
           H4S TO B3 4 PL4N3T!)           
                                          
 BUT  R34LLY  1SN'T  TH4T   K3EP1NG   TH3 
      D3F1NITION OF L1F3 R34LLY L4X?      
                                          
 1 TH1NK 3VERYONE 4GR3ES TH4T  W3 H4V3 NO 
 1D34  WH4T  W3'R3 DO1NG (4ND 1T PROB4BLY 
                  SHOWS)                  
                                          
                          
      F3RM1'S P4RADOX       
                          
                                          
 1'M  GONN4 GO SMOK3  MY  TH1RD C1G4R3TTE 
 TH1S Y34R 4ND  TRY TO SN4TCH  SOM3 B3ERS 
         FROM TH3 LOC4L B3ER TH1NG