bitcoin               
                                        
                                          
 bitcoin is a  crypto coin,  crypto  here 
 meaning "hidden", because this  money is 
 invisible, intangible (yet still real)!  
 this  is a  symptom of it only living on 
 the internet - in fact,  if you  were to 
 remove a bitcoin from the  mainframe, it 
     would immediately die and become     
                worthless.                
                                          
 it works  like  this:  if you  make your 
 computer  create  a  lot  of heat,  it's 
 rewarded  with  bitcoin, as  a  token of 
       gratitude from time's arrow.       
                                          
 then every other computer has to sign  a 
 document  stating that those  coins  are 
 actually  yours. you can  then send them 
 to  others,  generating  a  new document 
          for everyone to sign.           
                                          
 and  because you're  knee deep  now, you 
 have   to   sign  a  lot  of   documents 
 yourself, and  keep track  of who signed 
 what,  and look  for forged  signatures, 
 and  probably  forge a  few  yourself... 
                                          
 also,  in   the  end  it  doesn't  work.