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........=: I'M  LIVING  WITH A  FRIEND AND  WE  ARE :=........
.......=:% DRIVING  THINGS  TO   THE  EXTREME.  I'M %:=.......
......=:%$ DRUNK THREE  TO FOUR TIMES A WEEK AND MY $%:=......
.....=:%$§ DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY   OF  JUNK  FOOD. §$%:=.....
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...=:%$§£# I KNOW THE LAYOUT  OF THE WHOLE TOWN, IN #£§$%:=...
..=:%$§£## LESS  THAN  A YEAR WE'VE BEEN  ON  EVERY ##£§$%:=..
...=:%$§£# STREET   AT  LEAST  ONCE.   THERE'S   NO #£§$%:=...
....=:%$§£         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         £§$%:=....
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......=:%$ THE ACTUAL PLACE  IS BEAUTIFUL,  AND THE $%:=......
.......=:% APARTMENT  TOO.   I   TRULY   MISS   IT. %:=.......
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