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.:~*%¤&### ~~~~~~~~  #   Egg   Eater   #   ~~~~~~~~ ###&¤%*~:.
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.:~*%¤&### Absolutely  Spherical  Egg.  Find It  On ###&¤%*~:.
:~*%¤&####    Large Sandy Beaches, Upshore Where    ####&¤%*~:
.:~*%¤&### DuneS  Meet  Shadowy  PineS.  Teal  Egg, ###&¤%*~:.
.:~*%¤&###                                          ###&¤%*~:.
....:::*%& Makes  Some   Sentient  Bird   Or  Other &%*:::....
.......~%&    Warm-Blooded Creature. Lanky Meat,    &%~.......
.:~*%¤&### Incredible Meat Inside, Mostly Tendons.  ###&¤%*~:.
.:~*%¤&###           Slithery But Strong.           ###&¤%*~:.
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.:~*%¤&### The Egg  Has An Opening.  The Egg  Has A ###&¤%*~:.
.:~*%¤&### Belly   Button.  Looks   Like  A  Rubber ###&¤%*~:.
...~~%%%%& Vortex, The Crust Gets Soft And  Becomes &%%%%~~...
.:~*%¤&###                 A Hole.                  ###&¤%*~:.
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.:~*%¤&###           # ...:~~~~~~~~:... #           ###&¤%*~:.
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.:~~**%¤&# And   On   These   Beaches   There'S   A #&¤%**~~:.
.:~*%¤&###     Particular Snake Or Lizard Which     ###&¤%*~:.
......~%%& Certainly  Eats   InsectS  Most  Of  The &%%~......
.:~*%¤¤¤¤# Time, But  It Knows A  Good Belly Button #¤¤¤¤%*~:.
.:~*%¤&### When It  Sees  One,  And Knows  To Enter ###&¤%*~:.
.:~*%¤&###                 The Egg                  ###&¤%*~:.
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....~~~%%& It  Will  Crawl  Into  The Teal  Sphere, &%%~~~....
.:~*%¤&### Disappear Completely And Eat It All  Up, ###&¤%*~:.
.:~*%¤&### Ruining  The   Integrity   Of  The  Egg. ###&¤%*~:.
....:~%%¤#        Destroying The Inhabitant.        #¤%%~:....
...:~%%¤¤#                                          #¤¤%%~:...
..:~~~~%&# It'S  A  Grisly  Sight  When  It  Cracks #&%~~~~:..
.:~*%¤&### Open,   The  Reptile  Taking  The  Quick ###&¤%*~:.
.:~~~%¤¤&#  Exit, Emerging Bloodied And Victorious  #&¤¤%~~~:.
.:~*%¤####              And Satisfied~~             ####¤%*~:.
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