F3RM1'S P4RADOX       
                          
                                          
 ON  34RTH (TH3  PL4N3T WH3RE  1 L1V3)  4 
 LOT OF  US H4V3 4NT3NNAS ON  OUR  HOUS3S 
 OR  B4LCON13S,   W3  H4V3  BU1LT   L4RG3 
 4NT3NNAS  FOR  L4RG3R  B4NDW1TH, W3 H4V3 
      BU1LD SP3C14LIZED 4NT3NNAES FOR     
   SP3C1FIC W4V3LENGTHS (4ND S3NT TH3M    
 1NTO ORB1T),  W3'V3 BU1LT L4RG3 4S  FUCK 
              4NT3NNA 4RRAYS              
 W3'V3 V1RTU4LLY  BU1LT 4N 4NT3NNA W1TH 4 
          D1SH 4S L4RG3 4S 34RTH.         
                                          
 W3'V3 L34RNED 4BOUT OUR  POS1TION 1N TH3 
      SOL4R SYST3M, OUR SOL4R SYST3MS     
 PL4C3MENT   1N  TH3  G4LAXY,   4ND   OUR 
 G4LAXYS PL4C3MENT 1N TH3  LOC4L CLUST3R, 
 4ND  OUR  LOC4L CLUST3RS  PL4C3 1N TH3 
          GR4ND SCH3ME OF TH1NGS          
                                          
 4ND  W3'R3  MOV1NG  4ROUND  TH3  SUN  4T 
 V3LOC1TY  4ND TH3 SUNS MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 
 C3NTER  OF TH3 G4LAXY  4T  V3LOC1TY  4ND 
 TH3  G4LAXY  1S MOV1NG  TOW4RD 4NDROM3DA 
   4ND W3'R3 BOTH MOV1NG 4NT1CLOCKWIS3    
 4ROUND  TH3  G4LAXY. 4ND W3 4S 4 SP3C1ES 
 H4V3 L34RNED TO T4K3 4LL TH4T 1N 4CCOUNT 
                                          
 4ND  D3SP1TE 4LL  TH1S, D3SP1TE  4LL OUR 
    (CL1CH3) B34M1NG OF FUCK1NG ST3LL4R   
 R4D1O  PROGR4MM3S OUT  1N FUCK1NG  SP4C3 
 4T TH3 SP3ED  OF  L1GHT  (L1GHT  1S  OUR 
  M3D1UM! GOODSP3ED YOU, BL4CK 3MPEROR!), 
      D3SP1TE GHOSTS H3LP1NG 4ND TH3      
     COLL3CT1VE CONSC1OUSN3SS LOWP4SS     
    F1LT3RING, D3SP1TE OUR V3RY OBV1OUS   
 B34M1NG  OF 4LL  OUR  S3CRETS  1N  3VERY 
          D1R3CTION KNOWN TO US,          
                                          
 NO      ON3        H4S       4NSW3RED 
                                          
                          
       F3RM1'S P4RADOX      
                          
                                          
             SO WHY 1S TH4T?              
                                          
 MOST OPPON3NTS  TO 1NT3LLIGENT  L1F3  1N 
 TH3 UN1V3RSE  S4Y 1T'S B3C4USE  YOU N3ED 
 4  CL4SS ON3-OR-TH3-OTH3R  ST4R  4ND TH3 
 PL4N3T  N3EDS  TO  B3  4T  4  S3E-4ND-SO 
 D1ST4NC3 4WAY FROM TH3  ST4R (L1K3 TH3RE 
           H4S TO B3 4 PL4N3T!)           
                                          
 BUT  R34LLY  1SN'T   TH4T   K3EP1NG  TH3 
      D3F1NITION OF L1F3 R34LLY L4X?      
                                          
 1 TH1NK  3VERYONE 4GR3ES TH4T W3 H4V3 NO 
 1D34  WH4T W3'R3 DO1NG  (4ND 1T PROB4BLY 
                  SHOWS)                  
                                          
                          
      F3RM1'S P4RADOX       
                          
                                          
 1'M  GONN4 GO  SMOK3  MY TH1RD C1G4R3TTE 
 TH1S Y34R 4ND TRY TO  SN4TCH SOM3  B3ERS 
        FROM TH3 LOC4L B3ER TH1NG