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..........       ^^^ DREAMWIKI CHRONOLOGY ^^^       ..........
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.......... ON  THE %FIRST DAY%, THERE WAS  A MARKUP ..........
..........           LANGUAGE AND A PARSER          ..........
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.......... ON THE  %SECOND DAY% THERE WAS A TAGGING ..........
.........^ SYSTEM  AND  A LINK POOL AND A  COMPILER ^.........
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......^~\% ON THE  \THIRD  DAY\ THERE  WAS  A  CAPS %\~^......
.....^~\%%             LOCK DANCE FEST!             %%\~^.....
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...^~\%%£# ON  THE  ~FOURTH   DAY~  WE  GOT   FANCY #£%%\~^...
..^~\%%£#@                CURTAINS!                 @#£%%\~^..
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..^~\%%£#@ ON THE ^FIFTH DAY^ THERE WAS  RANDOMNESS @#£%%\~^..
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....^~\%%£         THEN I FORGOT ABOUT TIME         £%%\~^....
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