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......,~/% ##  REWRITE  TO  USE  A  DATABASE  MAYBE %/~,......
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.,~/%$@### ## LEARN NEO FOUR JAY  AND MAKE A SCRIPT ###@$%/~,.
....,~%@## THAT  GENERATES A  DATABASE  SO YOU  CAN ##@%~,....
.,~/%$@###            LOOK AT YOUR PAGES            ###@$%/~,.
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.,~/%$$$## ## MAKE  LINKS ONLY  LINKIFY WHEN  THERE ##$$$%/~,.
.,~/%$@### IS   ~ANOTHER~   PAGE   WITH   THE   TAG ###@$%/~,.
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..,,,,/$$@ ## MAKE LINKS  ALWAYS  GO  TO  ~ANOTHER~ @$$/,,,,..
.~/%$@#### PAGE  THAN THE ONE WHO  LINKS TO THE TAG ####@$%/~.
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...,//%%$@ ## MAKE  THE RANDOM  KEYWORD JUST GIVE A @$%%//,...
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.,~//%%@## ##   SOME  BACKEND   STATS  ABOUT   TAGS ##@%%//~,.
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