&..&...&&. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ &...&.&.&.
.&..&..&&. % IN THE END, IT'S RIDE OR DIE. JOIN OR .&........
..&..&.&&& ........ GET INTEGRATED. % .......... ..&.......
...&...&.& .. %% EVENTUALLY THEY LAY THEIR EGGS, .. ...&......
....&....& . USUALLY IN WARM, TASTY PLACES. IT'S . ....&.....
.....&...& .. BIRD ELF CUSTOM TO LET OTHERS DEAL .. .....&....
......&... ................... WITH THE FALLOUT. %% ......&...
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........&. %%% % BEFORE THEIR JUICE HARVESTING .... .&......&.
.........& .. ORGANS START TO CLUDGE, AND BEFORE .. ..&......&
&......... . THEIR WINGS ATROPHY, AND BEFORE THEIR. ...&......
.&........ . TAILS START TO SEEK THE EARTH... % %%% &...&.....
..&....... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% &&...&....
...&...... %%% THESE ELVES HAVE NO BELL POWER, THE. .&&...&...
....&..... ..... FEY BELLS ARE CALLED BY OTHER .... .&&&...&..
.....&.... .......................... AGITATORS %%% .&.&&...&.
......&... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ...&&&...&
&......&.. %%% THEY FEED MOSTLY ON PLANT NECTAR IN. &..&.&&...
.&......&. . THEIR FIRST YEARS, RELYING ON RAINS TO &&...&&&..
..&......& ... FILTER THROUGH THE VINES OF THE .... &&&..&.&&.
...&...... ............................ ISLAND. %%% &.&&...&&&
&...&..... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ..&&&..&.&
&&...&.... %%%%% % THEY HAVE BUILT THEIR LARGEST .. ..&.&&...&
.&&...&... . COLONY IN THE FLOATING TREE OUTSIDE .. &...&&&..&
.&&&...&.. OF VENEZUELA. ANY BIRD FROM ANY HOUSE &&..&.&&..
.&.&&...&. ................IS WELCOME HERE. % %%%%% .&&...&&&.
...&&&...& %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .&&&..&.&&
&..&.&&... %%%%% THERE'S A DESERT OF FANGS TO BE .. .&.&&...&&
&&...&&&.. ........................ CAST INTO %%%%% ...&&&..&.
&&&..&.&&. ~ THE LARGEST GATHERING OF SUCH ELVES .. ...&.&&...
&.&&...&&& ......... WILL BE IN THE FLOATING TREE ~ &....&&&..
..&&&..&.& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .&...&.&&.
..&.&&...& ~~ ALTHOUGH YOU COULD FIND A SOLITARY .. ..&....&&&
&...&&&..& .. BIRD ELF HEXING YOU FOR STEPPING .... ...&...&.&
&&..&.&&.. ... OUT OF LANE IN YOUR OWN GARDEN, .... ....&....&
.&&...&&&. ..... .BIRD ELVES FLOCK TOGETHER ....... &....&...&
.&&&..&.&& ........................ IF THEY CAN. ~~ .&....&...
.&.&&...&& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..&....&..
...&&&..&. ~~~ THEY LOOK LIKE DARK BIRDS AT FIRST ~ &..&....&.
...&.&&... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .&..&....&
&....&&&.. ~~~~ ~ SOME PRACTICE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, . ..&..&....
.&...&.&&. .... ESPECIALLY MONKEYS AND SNAKES ..... ...&..&...
..&....&&& .......... (FOR FUR OR SCALES, ......... &...&..&..
...&...&.& ........... OR QUALITY OF BLOOD). ~ ~~~~ .&...&..&.
....&....& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..&...&..&
&....&...& ~~~~ THE FLOATING TREE ABOVE ........... &..&...&..
.&....&... ......................... VENEZUELA ~~~~ &&..&...&.
..&....&.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .&&..&...&
&..&....&. ~~~~~ THEIR CLAWS ARE LONG ............. .&&&..&...
.&..&....& AND ROOT-LIKE, AND TRAIL AFTER THEM IN . .&.&&..&..
..&..&.... .......................... FLIGHT. ~~~~~ ...&&&..&.
...&..&... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...&.&&..&
&...&..&.. ~~~~~~ . VARIOUS DANCES PERFORMED ...... &....&&&..
.&...&..&. ............................... . ~~~~~~ .&...&.&&.
..&...&..& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..&....&&&
&..&...&.. ~~~~~~~~~ LATER THEY WILL LEARN HOW TO . ...&...&.&
&&..&...&. .. HARVEST BLOOD FROM ANIMALS (THINK ... ....&....&
.&&..&...& ................... MOSQUITO). ~~~~~~~~~ .....&...&
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