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......,==^ I'M  LIVING  WITH A FRIEND  AND  WE  ARE ^==,......
.......,== DRIVING  THINGS  TO  THE  EXTREME.   I'M ==,.......
........,= DRUNK THREE  TO FOUR TIMES A WEEK AND MY =,........
........., DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY   OF  JUNK  FOOD. ,.........
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.......... LESS  THAN A  YEAR WE'VE  BEEN  ON EVERY ..........
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........,=         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         =,........
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