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...~-\^*¤#         ....^^## KALMAR ##^^....         #¤*^\-~...
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.~-\^*¤### I'M  LIVING WITH A  FRIEND  AND  WE  ARE ###¤*^\-~.
..~-\^*¤## DRIVING  THINGS  TO  THE   EXTREME.  I'M ##¤*^\-~..
...~-\^*¤# DRUNK THREE TO  FOUR TIMES A WEEK AND MY #¤*^\-~...
....~-\^*¤ DIET  CONSISTS   MAINLY  OF  JUNK  FOOD. ¤*^\-~....
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......~-\^ I KNOW THE LAYOUT  OF THE WHOLE TOWN, IN ^\-~......
.......~-\ LESS  THAN  A  YEAR WE'VE  BEEN ON EVERY \-~.......
........~- STREET  AT  LEAST   ONCE.   THERE'S   NO -~........
.........~         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         ~.........
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.........~ THE ACTUAL  PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL,  AND THE ~.........
........~- APARTMENT   TOO.   I  TRULY   MISS   IT. -~........
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