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#%§*~,....    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ....,~*§%#
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###%§*~,..        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ..,~*§%###
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§*~,...... DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ......,~*§
%§*~,..... MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE .....,~*§%
#%§*~,....  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ....,~*§%#
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###%§*~,.. ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ..,~*§%###
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#%§*~,.... OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ....,~*§%#
%§*~,..... APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END .....,~*§%
§*~,...... OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ......,~*§
%§*~,..... RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU. .....,~*§%
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