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£**^-^....     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ....^-^**£
**^-^..... YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT .....^-^**
*^-^......         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ......^-^*
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-^........ THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A   VAN. ........^-
^......... DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND .........^
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-^........ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ........^-
^-^....... MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE .......^-^
*^-^......  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ......^-^*
**^-^..... SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR .....^-^**
£**^-^.... ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ....^-^**£
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#@#£**^-^.   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  .^-^**£#@#
@#£**^-^.. OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ..^-^**£#@
#£**^-^... APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END ...^-^**£#
£**^-^.... OF  IT,  BUT I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ....^-^**£
**^-^..... RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. .....^-^**
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