R3CRU1TING T4K3S PL4C3 1N P3OPLES    
 Y4RDS, OR OUTS1D3  STOR3S, OR W1TH 4 B1T 
        OF V1OL3NCE 4ND TR1CK3RY.         
                                          
 THROW  TH3  FOURL3GGERS   1NTO   4  V4N. 
 D3CODE TH3M.  SORT  TH3M  BY SP3C1ES 4ND 
                  T4ST3.                  
                                          
 D3COR4TE  TH3  DOG,  D3COR4TE  TH3  DOGS 
 M1ND,  UPS1Z3  TH3  P4WS,  OR TH3  WHOL3 
   CR34TURE, FR4M3 4 BURROUGHS PORTR41T,  
 S1NG 4  TUN3 4BOUT B31NG BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 RO4DS 3ND 4ND R3BORN 4S  SOM3TH1NG 3LSE. 
                                          
 YOU    C4N'T   GO    TH3    S4M3    W4Y, 
  UNFORTUN4T3LY, THOUGH 4NOTH3R P4TH 1S   
 OP3N. 4 GR1MI3R, GR41NI3R, MOR3  P41NFUL 
 4PPROACH. HOP3FULLY BL1SS 1S 4T  TH3 3ND 
 OF 1T,  BUT  1  DON'T  KNOW.  M1GHT JUST 
 RU1N  YOU.   W1LL   PROB4BLY  RU1N  YOU.