RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A  TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END 
 OF  IT, BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU.