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,.-*†$@### MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE ###@$†*-.,
,.-*†$@###  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ###@$†*-.,
,.-*†$@### SING A  TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ###@$†*-.,
,.-*†$@### ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ###@$†*-.,
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,.-*†$@### YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ###@$†*-.,
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,.-*†$@### APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ###@$†*-.,
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