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,,,~**%###     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ###%**~,,,
,,~**%#### YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ####%**~,,
,,,~**%###         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ###%**~,,,
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,,,,,~**%# THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. #%**~,,,,,
,,,,~**%## DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND ##%**~,,,,
,,,~**%###                  TASTE.                  ###%**~,,,
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,,,~**%### DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ###%**~,,,
,,,,~**%## MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ##%**~,,,,
,,,,,~**%#  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   #%**~,,,,,
,,,,~**%## SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ##%**~,,,,
,,,~**%### ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ###%**~,,,
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,,,~**%### YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, ###%**~,,,
,,,,~**%##   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ##%**~,,,,
,,,,,~**%# OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL #%**~,,,,,
,,,,~**%## APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END ##%**~,,,,
,,,~**%### OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ###%**~,,,
,,~**%#### RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ####%**~,,
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