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,^~=%§§@##    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ##@§§%=~^,
,,,,^==§§@ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT @§§==^,,,,
,^~=%§§@@#        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         #@@§§%=~^,
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,,,,~%%§§@ THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. @§§%%~,,,,
,^~===%§§@ DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM BY SPECIES  AND @§§%===~^,
,^~=%§@@##                  TASTE.                  ##@@§%=~^,
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,^~=%§§@@# DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS #@@§§%=~^,
,,,,,,^=§@ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE @§=^,,,,,,
,^~==%§§@@  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   @@§§%==~^,
,^^~~~%%%§ SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR §%%%~~~^^,
,,,,,~~~%§ ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. §%~~~,,,,,
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,,^~~==%§@ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, @§%==~~^,,
,^~=%§§@##   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ##@§§%=~^,
,,,^~=§§§@ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL @§§§=~^,,,
,^~=%§@@## APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ##@@§%=~^,
,^~=%§§@## OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ##@§§%=~^,
,,^^===§@@ RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. @@§===^^,,
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