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.,~\§§§¤¤¤ RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES ¤¤¤§§§\~,.
.,~\§@¤### YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ###¤@§\~,.
.,~\@¤#### OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. ####¤@\~,.
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.,~\§@¤### DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS ###¤@§\~,.
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.,~\§@¤### YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, ###¤@§\~,.
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.,~\@¤#### OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ####¤@\~,.
.,~\§@¤### APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END ###¤@§\~,.
.,~\§@¤### OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST ###¤@§\~,.
.,~\§@¤### RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. ###¤@§\~,.
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