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=^........     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ........^=
*=^....... YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT .......^=*
=*=^......         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ......^=*=
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#¤=*=^.... THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. ....^=*=¤#
##¤=*=^... DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND ...^=*=¤##
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###¤=*=^.. DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ..^=*=¤###
##¤=*=^... MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ...^=*=¤##
#¤=*=^....  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ....^=*=¤#
¤=*=^..... SING A  TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR .....^=*=¤
=*=^...... ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. ......^=*=
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=^........ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ........^=
^.........   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  .........^
=^........ OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ........^=
*=^....... APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END .......^=*
=*=^...... OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ......^=*=
¤=*=^..... RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. .....^=*=¤
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