,#,,,,,,,#                                          ,,#,,#,,#,
,,#,,,,,,,                                          #,,#,,#,,#
#,,#,,,,,,                                          ##,,#,,#,,
,#,,#,,,,,                                          ,##,,#,,#,
,,#,,#,,,,                                          ,###,,#,,#
#,,#,,#,,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,#,##,,#,,
,#,,#,,#,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT ,,,###,,#,
,,#,,#,,#,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,,#,##,,#
#,,#,,#,,#                                          #,,,,###,,
,#,,#,,#,, THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. ##,,,#,##,
,,#,,#,,#, DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND ###,,,,###
#,,#,,#,,#                  TASTE.                  #,##,,,#,#
##,,#,,#,,                                          ,,###,,,,#
,##,,#,,#, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,#,##,,,#
,###,,#,,# MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ,,,,###,,,
,#,##,,#,,   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ,,,,#,##,,
,,,###,,#, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR #,,,,,###,
,,,#,##,,# ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. ,#,,,,#,##
#,,,,###,,                                          ,,#,,,,,##
##,,,#,##, YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, #,,#,,,,#,
###,,,,###   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ##,,#,,,,,
#,##,,,#,# OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ###,,#,,,,
,,###,,,,# APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END #,##,,#,,,
,,#,##,,,# OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT JUST ,,###,,#,,
,,,,###,,, RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,#,##,,#,
,,,,#,##,,                                          ,,,,###,,#
#,,,,,###,                                          #,,,#,##,,
,#,,,,#,##                                          ##,,,,###,
,,#,,,,,##                                          ###,,,#,##
#,,#,,,,#,                                          #,##,,,,##
##,,#,,,,,                                          ,,###,,,#,