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#@##$%*«:.     recruiting takes place in peoples    .:«*%$##@#
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#@##$%*«:. throw  the  fourleggers   into  a   van. .:«*%$##@#
#$*:...... decode them. sort them  by  species  and ......:*$#
#@##$%*«:.                  taste.                  .:«*%$##@#
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####$%*«:. mind, upsize  the  paws,  or  the  whole .:«*%$####
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###$*:.... roads end and reborn  as something else. ....:*$###
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#@##$%*«:. open. a grimier,  grainier, more painful .:«*%$##@#
##$%«:.... approach. hopefully bliss  is at the end ....:«%$##
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##@##$%«:. ruin  you.  will  probably   ruin   you. .:«%$##@##
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