##$«,,,,,,                                          ,,,,,,«$##
####%$=«^,                                          ,^«=$%####
#@##%$=«^,                                          ,^«=$%##@#
#%==«,,,,,                                          ,,,,,«==%#
#@##%$=«^,                                          ,^«=$%##@#
###$=^,,,,     Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples    ,,,,^=$###
##$$===«^, Yards,  Or Outside Stores, Or With A Bit ,^«===$$##
@##%===«^,        Of Violence And Trickery.         ,^«===%##@
@@##%$=«^,                                          ,^«=$%##@@
@#%%%$=«^, Throw  The  Fourleggers  Into   A   Van. ,^«=$%%%#@
#%%=««^^,, Decode  Them. Sort  Them By Species  And ,,^^««=%%#
@@##%$=«^,                  Taste.                  ,^«=$%##@@
#$$«^,,,,,                                          ,,,,,^«$$#
#@##%$=«^, Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs ,^«=$%##@#
#%$«,,,,,, Mind,  Upsize  The  Paws,  Or The  Whole ,,,,,,«$%#
####%$=«^,   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  ,^«=$%####
@#%$$««^,, Sing A  Tune About Being Brought To Your ,,^««$$%#@
@###%$=«^, Roads End And Reborn As  Something Else. ,^«=$%###@
#%%=^^^,,,                                          ,,,^^^=%%#
##%=«,,,,, You    Can'T    Go    The    Same   Way, ,,,,,«=%##
##@#%$=«^,   Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is  ,^«=$%#@##
#%$=«^,,,, Open.  A Grimier, Grainier, More Painful ,,,,^«=$%#
#%%$«,,,,, Approach. Hopefully  Bliss Is At The End ,,,,,«$%%#
##%=««^,,, Of It,  But I  Don'T  Know.  Might  Just ,,,^««=%##
@#$$=^^,,, Ruin  You.  Will   Probably   Ruin  You. ,,,^^=$$#@
#@##%$=«^,                                          ,^«=$%##@#
####%$=«^,                                          ,^«=$%####
#$=«,,,,,,                                          ,,,,,,«=$#
##@##%=«^,                                          ,^«=%##@##
##@#%$=«^,                                          ,^«=$%#@##
##%%%$=«^,                                          ,^«=$%%%##