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..........    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ..........
........., YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT ,.........
........,=         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        =,........
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......,=†= THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. =†=,......
.....,=†=£ DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND £=†=,.....
....,=†=££                  TASTE.                  ££=†=,....
...,=†=££#                                          #££=†=,...
..,=†=££## DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ##££=†=,..
.,=†=££### MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ###££=†=,.
..,=†=££##  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ##££=†=,..
...,=†=££# SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR #££=†=,...
....,=†=££ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ££=†=,....
.....,=†=£                                          £=†=,.....
......,=†= YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, =†=,......
.......,=†  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   †=,.......
........,= OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL =,........
........., APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ,.........
.......... OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ..........
.......... RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ..........
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