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,,,,,,,,,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,=* THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. *=,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,=*= DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND =*=,,,,,,,
,,,,,,=*=%                  TASTE.                  %=*=,,,,,,
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,,,,=*=%&¶ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¶&%=*=,,,,
,,,=*=%&¶# MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE #¶&%=*=,,,
,,=*=%&¶##   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ##¶&%=*=,,
,,,=*=%&¶# SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR #¶&%=*=,,,
,,,,=*=%&¶ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ¶&%=*=,,,,
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,,,,,,=*=% YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, %=*=,,,,,,
,,,,,,,=*=  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   =*=,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,=* OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL *=,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,= APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END =,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OF IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,,,,,,,,,
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