RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM BY SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.