RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.