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..-~^†%¤@@ RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES @@¤%†^~-..
.-~^†%¤@@# YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT #@@¤%†^~-.
..-~^†%¤@@ OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. @@¤%†^~-..
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....-~^†%¤ THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. ¤%†^~-....
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....-~^†%¤ YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, ¤%†^~-....
...-~^†%¤@ UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS @¤%†^~-...
..-~^†%¤@@ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL @@¤%†^~-..
.-~^†%¤@@# APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END #@@¤%†^~-.
..-~^†%¤@@ OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST @@¤%†^~-..
...-~^†%¤@ RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. @¤%†^~-...
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