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,,&&&,,,,,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,,,,,,&&&&
,,,&,,&&&& YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT ,&&&&,,&&,
&&,,,,,&&&         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,&&,,,,,,
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&&,,&,,,,& THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. &&&&,,&&,,
,,,,,,&&,, DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND ,&&,,,,,,,
&&&&&,,,,,                  TASTE.                  ,,,,&&&&&&
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&&&,,,,&&, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,,,,&&&&
&&,,&&,,,, MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ,&&&&,,&&&
&,,,,,,&&&   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ,,&&,,,,&&
,,&&&&,,&& SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,,,,&&,,&
,,,&&,,,,& ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. &&&&,,,,,,
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&,,&&,,,,, YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ,,,,,,&&&&
,,,,,,&&&&   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,&&&&,,&&&
,&&&&,,&&& OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ,,&&,,,,&,
,,&&,,,,&& APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END &,,,,&&,,,
&,,,,&&,,, OF IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,&&,,,,&&
,,&&,,,,&& RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. &,,,,&&,,&
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