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,,,,:†$$$#     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    #$$$†:,,,,
,,,,~~~:†# YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT #†:~~~,,,,
,,~:†$####        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ####$†:~,,
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,,,,,,::$# THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. #$::,,,,,,
,,~:†$#### DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ####$†:~,,
,,~:†$####                  TASTE.                  ####$†:~,,
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,,,,,,:†## DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ##†:,,,,,,
,,~:†$#### MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ####$†:~,,
,,,~~~:$$#   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  #$$:~~~,,,
,,,,,:†### SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR ###†:,,,,,
,,,,,,~:†# ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. #†:~,,,,,,
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,,~:†$#### YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ####$†:~,,
,,~:††$$##   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ##$$††:~,,
,,~:†$#### OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ####$†:~,,
,,~:†$#### APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ####$†:~,,
,,,,,,:†## OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ##†:,,,,,,
,,~~~~††$# RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. #$††~~~~,,
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