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,,,,,.~\^§     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    §^\~.,,,,,
,,,,.~\^§¤ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT ¤§^\~.,,,,
,,,.~\^§¤#         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        #¤§^\~.,,,
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,.~\^§¤### THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ###¤§^\~.,
,,.~\^§¤## DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM BY SPECIES  AND ##¤§^\~.,,
,,,.~\^§¤#                  TASTE.                  #¤§^\~.,,,
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,,,,,.~\^§ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS §^\~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~\^ MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ^\~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~\   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  \~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ SING A  TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,. ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. .,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,.~\ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, \~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~\^   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ^\~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~\^§ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL §^\~.,,,,,
,,,,.~\^§¤ APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END ¤§^\~.,,,,
,,,.~\^§¤# OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST #¤§^\~.,,,
,,.~\^§¤## RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ##¤§^\~.,,
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