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###@*†*«~¨    Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples     ¨~«*†*@###
##@@*†*«~¨ Yards, Or Outside Stores, Or With  A Bit ¨~«*†*@@##
##*†«~¨¨¨¨        Of Violence And Trickery.         ¨¨¨¨~«†*##
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#@@**†*«~¨ Throw  The   Fourleggers  Into  A   Van. ¨~«*†**@@#
###@*†*«~¨ Decode Them.  Sort  Them By Species  And ¨~«*†*@###
###@*†*«~¨                  Taste.                  ¨~«*†*@###
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#@†*~¨¨¨¨¨ Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs ¨¨¨¨¨~*†@#
#@@**†*«~¨ Mind,  Upsize  The Paws,  Or  The  Whole ¨~«*†**@@#
##***†*«~¨   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  ¨~«*†***##
###@*†*«~¨ Sing A  Tune About Being Brought To Your ¨~«*†*@###
##@†«¨¨¨¨¨ Roads  End And Reborn As Something Else. ¨¨¨¨¨«†@##
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@††«¨¨¨¨¨¨ You   Can'T    Go    The    Same    Way, ¨¨¨¨¨¨«††@
#@@@*†*«~¨  Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is   ¨~«*†*@@@#
###@*†*«~¨ Open. A Grimier, Grainier, More  Painful ¨~«*†*@###
###@*†*«~¨ Approach. Hopefully Bliss Is  At The End ¨~«*†*@###
###@*†*«~¨ Of  It,  But  I Don'T Know.  Might  Just ¨~«*†*@###
##*††**«~¨ Ruin   You.  Will   Probably  Ruin  You. ¨~«**††*##
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