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~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~
^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^
†^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^†
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&%†^~^¨¨¨¨ THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. ¨¨¨¨^~^†%&
¶&%†^~^¨¨¨ DECODE THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES  AND ¨¨¨^~^†%&¶
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#¶&%†^~^¨¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨¨^~^†%&¶#
¶&%†^~^¨¨¨ MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ¨¨¨^~^†%&¶
&%†^~^¨¨¨¨   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ¨¨¨¨^~^†%&
%†^~^¨¨¨¨¨ SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ¨¨¨¨¨^~^†%
†^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^†
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~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
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