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,,,,,,,,,,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,                  TASTE.                  ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~* MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE *~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~*§   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  §*~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~*§& SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR &§*~,,,,,,
,,,,,~*§&& ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. &&§*~,,,,,
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,,,~*§&&£# YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, #£&&§*~,,,
,,~*§&&£##  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ##£&&§*~,,
,,,~*§&&£# OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL #£&&§*~,,,
,,,,~*§&&£ APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END £&&§*~,,,,
,,,,,~*§&& OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST &&§*~,,,,,
,,,,,,~*§& RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. &§*~,,,,,,
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