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.........,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,.........
........,- YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT -,........
.......,-;        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ;-,.......
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.....,-;%@ THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. @%;-,.....
....,-;%@£ DECODE THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES  AND £@%;-,....
...,-;%@£#                  TASTE.                  #£@%;-,...
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.,-;%@£#@# DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS #@#£@%;-,.
..,-;%@£#@ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE @#£@%;-,..
...,-;%@£#  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   #£@%;-,...
....,-;%@£ SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR £@%;-,....
.....,-;%@ ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. @%;-,.....
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.......,-; YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ;-,.......
........,-  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   -,........
........., OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ,.........
.......... APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END ..........
.......... OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ..........
.......... RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ..........
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