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........^-    Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples     -^........
.......^-; Yards, Or Outside Stores,  Or With A Bit ;-^.......
......^-;§        Of Violence And Trickery.         §;-^......
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....^-;§%& Throw  The   Fourleggers  Into  A   Van. &%§;-^....
...^-;§%&@ Decode  Them.  Sort  Them By Species And @&%§;-^...
..^-;§%&@#                  Taste.                  #@&%§;-^..
.^-;§%&@##                                          ##@&%§;-^.
..^-;§%&@# Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs #@&%§;-^..
...^-;§%&@ Mind,  Upsize The  Paws,  Or  The  Whole @&%§;-^...
....^-;§%&   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  &%§;-^....
.....^-;§% Sing A Tune  About Being Brought To Your %§;-^.....
......^-;§ Roads End And  Reborn As Something Else. §;-^......
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........^- You    Can'T    Go   The    Same    Way, -^........
.........^  Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is   ^.........
.......... Open. A Grimier, Grainier, More  Painful ..........
.......... Approach. Hopefully  Bliss Is At The End ..........
.......... Of  It,  But  I Don'T Know.  Might  Just ..........
.......... Ruin  You.   Will  Probably  Ruin   You. ..........
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