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......:~:*                : MIG BAC :               *:~:......
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...:~:*$§@ ON  THE  VERGE  OF  BEING  REPULSIVE BUT @§$*:~:...
..:~:*$§@# STILL  SOOOO GOOD... IN SOME  WAY...  SO #@§$*:~:..
.:~:*$§@##             SLIMY, SO FLIMSY             ##@§$*:~:.
..:~:*$§@#                                          #@§$*:~:..
...:~:*$§@ THE BEST  HAMBURGER THAT MC DONALDS  HAS @§$*:~:...
....:~:*$§ TO  OFFER IF YOU COMBINE THE TASTE  WITH §$*:~:....
.....:~:*$  THE CLASSICALITY AND ORIGINAL THOUGHT   $*:~:.....
......:~:* OF COMBINING  TWO  SINGLE  BURGERS  INTO *:~:......
.......:~:             A DOUBLE BURGER.             :~:.......
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.......... THE  MAESTROS   HAVE  NOTHING  ON   THIS ..........
..........                 BAD BOY.                 ..........
..........             IM SRS. FIGHT ME             ..........
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