the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve  she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a  few years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about the  golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted. and soon  enough  there  came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed  out of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!