korg                   
              volca  fm              
                                          
  
 frequency  modulation  is great on paper 
 or  with  a user  interface  that's  not 
   actively working against you. that's   
 really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the 
                  matter.                 
                                          
 actually, i'm  selling  this  one.  fuck 
                    it.                   
                                          
  
 i  was  hoping  for it to vocalize  like 
 beastskin  armor,  or  perhaps offer  me 
 the  same  kind  of  defensive abilities 
  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  
 really  hoping  it would  let me survive 
      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      
                                          
 but  no! out  of the box it  sounds like 
 plastic and if  you wriggle the dials it 
 sounds  like  an  angry  dial  up. fuck!