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=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , NUGGETS , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , FRIES , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , CARBONATED WATER , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , BIG MAC , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , COFFEE , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
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#£§=^=,¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨,=^=§£#
##£§=^=,¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨,=^=§£##
###£§=^=,¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨,=^=§£###
##£§=^=,¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨,=^=§£##
#£§=^=,¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨,=^=§£#
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§=^=,¨¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨¨,=^=§
=^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^=
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
=^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^=
§=^=,¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨,=^=§
£§=^=,¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨,=^=§£
#£§=^=,¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨,=^=§£#
##£§=^=,¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨,=^=§£##
###£§=^=,¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨,=^=§£###
##£§=^=,¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨,=^=§£##
#£§=^=,¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨,=^=§£#
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§=^=,¨¨¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨¨¨,=^=§
=^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^=
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
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,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
=^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^=
§=^=,¨¨¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨¨¨,=^=§
£§=^=,¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨¨¨,=^=§£
#£§=^=,¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨,=^=§£#
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###£§=^=,¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨,=^=§£###
##£§=^=,¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨,=^=§£##
#£§=^=,¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨,=^=§£#
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§=^=,¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨,=^=§
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^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ££ ^ ££ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
=^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^=
§=^=,¨¨¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨¨¨,=^=§
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