the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as such  he of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all  that of a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the process  of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!