,,,^~†$$¤# #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ ,, ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ,, ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ ###¤$$ M $$¤### $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ LETS HEAR IT FOR $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ ††† MC DONALDS ††† ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# ^ NUGGETS ^ #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ ^ FRIES ^ $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ ^ BIG MAC ^ ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# ^ COFFEE ^ #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### ¤¤¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤¤¤ ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ NIGHT SHE POACHED. $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ NEW AND FRESH. $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ FOREVER. $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# ¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤ #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## WHICH HE DID. ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ ¤¤ † ¤¤ ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## LIKED IT! ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL #¤$$†~^,,,
,,^~†$$¤## OVER THE PLANET. ##¤$$†~^,,
,^~†$$¤### ###¤$$†~^,
,,^~†$$¤## ¤ † ¤ ##¤$$†~^,,
,,,^~†$$¤# #¤$$†~^,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†$ $†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†$$ $$†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†$$¤ ¤$$†~^,,,,
,,,^~†$$¤# #¤$$†~^,,,