The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began A  Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The Day She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The  Old  Tavern Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A  Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough There  Came  A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid  The Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He   Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind  Of  A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In  The Process  Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He   Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon Finding  Out  That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His  Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out  Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!