the  golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began a  thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the  day  she slept,  in 
 the  eve she  sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about the  golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of a hardhat  and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!