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,,,,--†%¶# LETS HEAR IT FOR #¶%†--,,,,
,-»†%%§¶## ††† MC DONALDS ††† ##¶§%%†»-,
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,,,,,-»†%§ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR §%†»-,,,,,
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,,,,,»»%%¶ - NUGGETS - ¶%%»»,,,,,
,-»†%%§¶## - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## - FRIES - ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## - CARBONATED WATER - ##¶§%%†»-,
,,,,,»»»%§ - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - §%»»»,,,,,
,-»†%%§¶## - BIG MAC - ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## - COFFEE - ##¶§%%†»-,
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,-»†%%§¶## §§§§§ † §§§§§ ##¶§%%†»-,
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,-†%%§¶### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ###¶§%%†-,
,--»†%%§¶# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #¶§%%†»--,
,-»†%%§§§# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #§§§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%§¶### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###¶§%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## ##¶§%%†»-,
,-†%%§¶### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###¶§%%†-,
,,,,-†%%§# #§%%†-,,,,
,-»†%%§¶¶¶ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¶¶¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§§§§ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN §§§§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§§¶¶ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¶¶§§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##¶§%%†»-,
,,,,--»%§¶ ¶§%»--,,,,
,-»†%%§¶¶# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #¶¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##¶§%%†»-,
,,,,,»†%%§ -, THE GOLDEN M ,- §%%†»,,,,,
,-»†%%%%§¶ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¶§%%%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%%%§¶ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¶§%%%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##¶§%%†»-,
,,,--»†%¶# NEW AND FRESH. #¶%†»--,,,
,-»†%%§¶## ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†††%%%§ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT §%%%†††»-,
,-»†%%§¶¶¶ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¶¶¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶¶# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #¶¶§%%†»-,
,,,,»†%%%§ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. §%%%†»,,,,
,-»†%%§¶## ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##¶§%%†»-,
,,,,,-†%§§ FOREVER. §§%†-,,,,,
,-»†%%§¶## ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## §§§ † §§§ ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## ##¶§%%†»-,
,,,-»%%§¶¶ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¶¶§%%»-,,,
,-»†%%§### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##¶§%%†»-,
-»†%%§¶### COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ###¶§%%†»-
,-»†%%§### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ###§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§§¶# #¶§§%%†»-,
,,,,,»»%§# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #§%»»,,,,,
,-†%%§¶### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ###¶§%%†-,
,-»†%%§¶## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##¶§%%†»-,
,,,,,,-†%¶ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¶%†-,,,,,,
,,,-»†%%¶¶ ¶¶%%†»-,,,
,-»†%%§¶¶¶ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¶¶¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶¶# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #¶¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%%%¶¶ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¶¶%%%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## ##¶§%%†»-,
,,,,,-†%%¶ WHICH HE DID. ¶%%†-,,,,,
,-»†%%§¶## ##¶§%%†»-,
,,,,,,»%%§ §§ † §§ §%%»,,,,,,
,,,,-»»†%§ §%†»»-,,,,
,-»†%%§¶## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%%%§¶ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¶§%%%%†»-,
,,,,-»%%¶# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #¶%%»-,,,,
,-»†%%§¶## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##¶§%%†»-,
,,,-»†%§¶¶ LIKED IT! ¶¶§%†»-,,,
,-»†%%§¶## ##¶§%%†»-,
,-»†%%§¶## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##¶§%%†»-,
,-†%%§¶### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ###¶§%%†-,
,,,,-†%%§§ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. §§%%†-,,,,
,,,,,»»»%§ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY §%»»»,,,,,
,-»†%%%§§¶ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¶§§%%%†»-,
,,,-»»»†%§ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL §%†»»»-,,,
,,,,-†%%§§ OVER THE PLANET. §§%%†-,,,,
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,-»»»†%%%§ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! §%%%†»»»-,
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