The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place  Long.  In The  Day  She Slept, In 
 The  Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked  About The Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid  The Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He   Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed, I  Mean)) And  As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It  A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A  Hardhat And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In  The Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His   Food,   He    Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His  Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed Out Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!