the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in the  day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!