the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became  a little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough  there came a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that  of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was  kind of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!