the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged from  a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the day  she slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about the  golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell  into infamity. however he 
 was  kind of a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of the  cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!