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.~-/%$¤£## LETS HEAR IT FOR ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤¤£# /// MC DONALDS /// #£¤¤$%/-~.
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.~-/%$¤£## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##£¤$%/-~.
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.~~~/%%¤¤£ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ £¤¤%%/~~~.
.~-/%$¤£## ~ NUGGETS ~ ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$$$$£ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ £$$$$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## ~ FRIES ~ ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ##£¤$%/-~.
.-/%$¤£### ~ BIG MAC ~ ###£¤$%/-.
.~-/%$¤¤¤£ ~ COFFEE ~ £¤¤¤$%/-~.
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.~-/%$$¤££ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ££¤$$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤££# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #££¤$%/-~.
.~-////$£# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #£$////-~.
.~-/%$¤£## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##£¤$%/-~.
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.~-/%$¤£## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##£¤$%/-~.
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.....-%¤£# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #£¤%-.....
.~-/%$¤£## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##£¤$%/-~.
...~--/%$¤ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¤$%/--~...
.~-/%$¤£## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##£¤$%/-~.
....~~/%¤¤ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¤¤%/~~....
.~-/%$¤£## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##£¤$%/-~.
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.~-/%$¤£## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##£¤$%/-~.
...~~/%%%¤ ~. THE GOLDEN M .~ ¤%%%/~~...
.~-/%$£### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ###£$%/-~.
.~-///%¤¤£ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND £¤¤%///-~.
.~-%$¤£### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###£¤$%-~.
.~-/%$¤£## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## NEW AND FRESH. ##£¤$%/-~.
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.~-/%$¤£## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##£¤$%/-~.
.~~-///%%¤ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¤%%///-~~.
......~/$¤ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¤$/~......
.....~/$¤£ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT £¤$/~.....
.~-/%$¤£## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##£¤$%/-~.
....~~~/%¤ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¤%/~~~....
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......~/%¤ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¤%/~......
.~-/%$¤£## FOREVER. ##£¤$%/-~.
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...~--%$$£ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED £$$%--~...
.~-/%$¤£## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##£¤$%/-~.
..~~~-%¤¤£ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE £¤¤%-~~~..
...~-/$$££ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ££$$/-~...
.~-/%$¤£## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-///$¤££ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ££¤$///-~.
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...~/%$¤¤¤ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¤¤¤$%/~...
.~-/%$¤£## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##£¤$%/-~.
...~~-%$$£ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE £$$%-~~...
.~-/%$¤£## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##£¤$%/-~.
....~-%%$¤ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¤$%%-~....
...~--%%¤# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #¤%%--~...
....-/$¤£# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #£¤$/-....
.~-/%$¤£## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##£¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##£¤$%/-~.
...-/%%%¤£ £¤%%%/-...
.~---%%¤££ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ££¤%%---~.
...~~-%¤¤# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #¤¤%-~~...
...--%%%¤¤ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¤¤%%%--...
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...~~/%%%¤ WHICH HE DID. ¤%%%/~~...
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.....~-/$¤ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¤$/-~.....
.~-/%$¤£## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##£¤$%/-~.
.....-%$¤¤ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¤¤$%-.....
.~-/%$¤¤££ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ££¤¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##£¤$%/-~.
....~-/%¤¤ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¤¤%/-~....
....-%$¤¤¤ LIKED IT! ¤¤¤$%-....
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.~---//$£# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #£$//---~.
.~-/%$£### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ###£$%/-~.
.~~~~//$$¤ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¤$$//~~~~.
.......-%¤ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¤%-.......
.~-////$££ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ££$////-~.
.~-/%$¤£££ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL £££¤$%/-~.
.~-/%$¤£## OVER THE PLANET. ##£¤$%/-~.
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...~~/%%$¤ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¤$%%/~~...
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