the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about  the golden m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as such  he of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind of  a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and  quickly expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!