the   golden        
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the  eve  she sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked  about the golden m. 
 the  old tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a cook,  and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in  the process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of  the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!