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$%:«:,,,,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,,,,:«:%$
#$%:«:,,,, ::: MC DONALDS ::: ,,,,:«:%$#
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###$%:«:,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,:«:%$###
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###$%:«:,, : CHEESEBURGER : ,,:«:%$###
##$%:«:,,, : NUGGETS : ,,,:«:%$##
#$%:«:,,,, : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ,,,,:«:%$#
$%:«:,,,,, : FRIES : ,,,,,:«:%$
%:«:,,,,,, : CARBONATED WATER : ,,,,,,:«:%
:«:,,,,,,, : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ,,,,,,,:«:
«:,,,,,,,, : BIG MAC : ,,,,,,,,:«
:,,,,,,,,, : COFFEE : ,,,,,,,,,:
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:«:,,,,,,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,,,,,,:«:
%:«:,,,,,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,,,,,:«:%
$%:«:,,,,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,,,:«:%$
#$%:«:,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,:«:%$#
##$%:«:,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,:«:%$##
###$%:«:,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,:«:%$###
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###$%:«:,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,:«:%$###
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#$%:«:,,,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,,,:«:%$#
$%:«:,,,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,,,:«:%$
%:«:,,,,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,,,,:«:%
:«:,,,,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,,,,:«:
«:,,,,,,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,,,,,,:«
:,,,,,,,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,,,,,,,:
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:,,,,,,,,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,,,,,,,,:
«:,,,,,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,,,,,,:«
:«:,,,,,,, :, THE GOLDEN M ,: ,,,,,,,:«:
%:«:,,,,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,,,,:«:%
$%:«:,,,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,,,:«:%$
#$%:«:,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,:«:%$#
##$%:«:,,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,,:«:%$##
###$%:«:,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,:«:%$###
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###$%:«:,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,:«:%$###
##$%:«:,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,:«:%$##
#$%:«:,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,:«:%$#
$%:«:,,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,,:«:%$
%:«:,,,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,,,:«:%
:«:,,,,,,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,,,,,,:«:
«:,,,,,,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,,,,,,:«
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,,,,,,,,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,,,,,,,,
:,,,,,,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,,,,,,:
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$%:«:,,,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,,,:«:%$
#$%:«:,,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,,:«:%$#
##$%:«:,,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,,:«:%$##
###$%:«:,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,:«:%$###
####$%:«:, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,:«:%$####
###$%:«:,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,:«:%$###
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#$%:«:,,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,,:«:%$#
$%:«:,,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,,:«:%$
%:«:,,,,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,,,,:«:%
:«:,,,,,,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,,,,,,:«:
«:,,,,,,,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,,,,,,,:«
:,,,,,,,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,,,,,,,:
,,,,,,,,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,,,,,,,,
:,,,,,,,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,,,,,,,:
«:,,,,,,,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,,,,,,,:«
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%:«:,,,,,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,,,,,:«:%
$%:«:,,,,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,,,,:«:%$
#$%:«:,,,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,,,:«:%$#
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###$%:«:,, WHICH HE DID. ,,:«:%$###
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#$%:«:,,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,,:«:%$#
$%:«:,,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,,:«:%$
%:«:,,,,,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,,,,,:«:%
:«:,,,,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,,,,:«:
«:,,,,,,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,,,,,,:«
:,,,,,,,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,,,,,,,:
,,,,,,,,,, LIKED IT! ,,,,,,,,,,
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«:,,,,,,,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,,,,,,,:«
:«:,,,,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,,,,:«:
%:«:,,,,,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,,,,,:«:%
$%:«:,,,,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,,,,:«:%$
#$%:«:,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,:«:%$#
##$%:«:,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,:«:%$##
###$%:«:,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,:«:%$###
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#$%:«:,,,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,,,:«:%$#
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