the   golden        
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long.  in  the  day she slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough  there came a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't  all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the process  of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the  cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!