##@§§†\-^. .^-\†§§@##
#§†\--^... ...^--\†§#
#@@§§†\-^. .^-\†§§@@#
@@§§§†\-^. .^-\†§§§@@
##@§§†\-^. .^-\†§§@##
§§§§§†\-^. .. ^^ -- the golden -- ^^ .. .^-\†§§§§§
§§†\^..... ##@§§† m †§§@## .....^\†§§
§§§§§†\-^. .^-\†§§§§§
##@§§†\-^. lets hear it for .^-\†§§@##
###@§§\-^. \\\ mc donalds \\\ .^-\§§@###
@§§§§†\-^. .^-\†§§§§@
@§§†††\-^. what can i do ya for .^-\†††§§@
@§†-...... ......-†§@
##@§§†\-^. ^ cheeseburger ^ .^-\†§§@##
#@§†\^^^.. ^ nuggets ^ ..^^^\†§@#
##@§§†\-^. ^ double cheeseburger ^ .^-\†§§@##
@@§§§†\-^. ^ fries ^ .^-\†§§§@@
##@§§†\-^. ^ carbonated water ^ .^-\†§§@##
@@§§§†\-^. ^ bearnaise dip sauce ^ .^-\†§§§@@
##@§§†\-^. ^ big mac ^ .^-\†§§@##
§§§§§†\-^. ^ coffee ^ .^-\†§§§§§
##@§§†\-^. .^-\†§§@##
###@§†\-^. §§§§§ \ §§§§§ .^-\†§@###
@§†-...... ......-†§@
##@§§†\-^. it all began a thousand years ago in .^-\†§§@##
§†--^^.... like the eighteenth century. a dark ....^^--†§
##@§§†\-^. figure emerged from a tavern after a .^-\†§§@##
###@§§†\^. few years apprenticeship, with an idea. .^\†§§@###
@§†\\\-... it was illegal to sell food in the ...-\\\†§@
#§§\^..... region for everybody except that tavern. .....^\§§#
@§§†††\-^. .^-\†††§§@
#§†-^..... but marigold didn't care. .....^-†§#
§†-....... .......-†§
###@§†\-^. she began putting dried lizard meat .^-\†§@###
##@§§†\-^. between two bread slices, operating out .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. of a cart, not staying in the same .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. place long. in the day she slept, in .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. the eve she sold her wares, and in the .^-\†§§@##
§§§†-^^^.. night she poached. ..^^^-†§§§
@§††\^.... ....^\††§@
##@§§†\-^. after a few years, marigolds food cart .^-\†§§@##
§§†\^..... had a reputation. she called it .....^\†§§
###@§§†\-^ ^. the golden m .^ ^-\†§§@###
##@§§†\-^. and people talked about the golden m. .^-\†§§@##
#@@§§†\-^. the old tavern had their monopoly and .^-\†§§@@#
##@§§†\-^. didn't change their menu much. .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. marigolds secret lizard foodcart was .^-\†§§@##
§§\^^..... new and fresh. .....^^\§§
@§§\\--... ...--\\§§@
##@§§†\-^. however, she became a little too well .^-\†§§@##
@§§†-^.... known. the taverns men hot on her ....^-†§§@
#@@§§†\-^. trail, she could stay a shorter and .^-\†§§@@#
§§§†\-^... shorter time in each location. she felt ...^-\†§§§
#§§†††\-^. hunted. and soon enough there came a .^-\†††§§#
##@§§†\-^. time when they started watching for her .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. at the gates of every village. .^-\†§§@##
§†-^^^.... ....^^^-†§
@@§††-.... so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ....-††§@@
#§†\----^. forever. .^----\†§#
##@§§†\-^. .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. §§§ \ §§§ .^-\†§§@##
@§§§\\\-^. .^-\\\§§§@
##@§§†\-^. after thirty years, a man named .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. nicholas found the cart. he was a .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. cursed entrepreneur (they all are .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. course thought it a good idea to follow .^-\†§§@##
§†\\^..... in marigolds foodsteps. .....^\\†§
@@§§\^.... ....^\§§@@
@§†\\\^... he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ...^\\\†§@
§†\----^.. though some recognized the golden m, he ..^----\†§
§§†-^..... quickly fell into infamity. however he .....^-†§§
@§††††\-^. was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop .^-\††††§@
#@§†-^^... trying. the tavern didn't care for him ...^^-†§@#
#@@§§†\-^. since nobody bought his food anyway .^-\†§§@@#
§†††\\^... (and also they had expanded too ...^\\†††§
##@§§†\-^. quickly, succumbed to corruption, and .^-\†§§@##
@§§§§†\-^. was in the process of falling apart). .^-\†§§§§@
##@§§†\-^. .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. angry at everyone for not understanding .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. his food, he vowed to leave .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. kirugu vargir entierly. .^-\†§§@##
@@§§††\-^. .^-\††§§@@
##@§§†\-^. which he did. .^-\†§§@##
@§\-...... ......-\§@
§†-^...... §§ \ §§ ......^-†§
###§§†\-^. .^-\†§§###
§§†\\-.... we dont know much about how he traveled ....-\\†§§
@§§§§†\-^. or where, but eventually he ended up on .^-\†§§§§@
#§§\\---^. earth in the fifties. .^---\\§§#
§§††-^^... upon finding out that earth holds no ...^^-††§§
##@§§†\-^. edible lizards, he settled for cow meat .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. instead, and to his joy, the earth folk .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. liked it! .^-\†§§@##
@§§§\\--^. .^--\\§§§@
##@§§†\-^. then he got scammed out of the cart by .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. a man named mickey mac donalds, who .^-\†§§@##
#@§§\\\-^. renamed the business after himself. .^-\\\§§@#
@§§\-^.... while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ....^-\§§@
#@§\^^.... funneled his inherited billions into ....^^\§@#
§§§§††\-^. the project, and quickly expanded all .^-\††§§§§
##@§§†\-^. over the planet. .^-\†§§@##
@@§§§†\-^. .^-\†§§§@@
##@§§†\-^. § \ § .^-\†§§@##
#§†\^..... .....^\†§#
##@§§†\-^. and the rest is history! .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. .^-\†§§@##
##@§§†\-^. .^-\†§§@##
§†-....... .......-†§
@§†\^^^... ...^^^\†§@
###@§†\-^. .^-\†§@###