¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;
†;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨ ~~ »» THE GOLDEN »» ~~ ¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;†
§†;»~¨¨¨¨¨ ###&§† M †§&### ¨¨¨¨¨~»;†§
&§†;»~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~»;†§&
#&§†;»~¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨~»;†§&#
##&§†;»~¨¨ ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ¨¨~»;†§&##
###&§†;»~¨ ¨~»;†§&###
##&§†;»~¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨~»;†§&##
#&§†;»~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~»;†§&#
&§†;»~¨¨¨¨ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨¨¨¨~»;†§&
§†;»~¨¨¨¨¨ ~ NUGGETS ~ ¨¨¨¨¨~»;†§
†;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;†
;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ FRIES ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ BIG MAC ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ COFFEE ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ &&&&& ; &&&&& ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;
†;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;†
§†;»~¨¨¨¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨~»;†§
&§†;»~¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨~»;†§&
#&§†;»~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~»;†§&#
##&§†;»~¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨~»;†§&##
###&§†;»~¨ ¨~»;†§&###
##&§†;»~¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨~»;†§&##
#&§†;»~¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨~»;†§&#
&§†;»~¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨~»;†§&
§†;»~¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨~»;†§
†;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;†
;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;
†;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;†
§†;»~¨¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨¨~»;†§
&§†;»~¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨~»;†§&
#&§†;»~¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨~»;†§&#
##&§†;»~¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨~»;†§&##
###&§†;»~¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨~»;†§&###
##&§†;»~¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨~»;†§&##
#&§†;»~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~»;†§&#
&§†;»~¨¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨¨~»;†§&
§†;»~¨¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨¨~»;†§
†;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;†
;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ &&& ; &&& ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;
†;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;†
§†;»~¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨~»;†§
&§†;»~¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨~»;†§&
#&§†;»~¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨~»;†§&#
##&§†;»~¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨~»;†§&##
###&§†;»~¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨~»;†§&###
##&§†;»~¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨~»;†§&##
#&§†;»~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~»;†§&#
&§†;»~¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨~»;†§&
§†;»~¨¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨¨~»;†§
†;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;†
;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ && ; && ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;
†;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;†
§†;»~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~»;†§
&§†;»~¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨~»;†§&
#&§†;»~¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨~»;†§&#
##&§†;»~¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨~»;†§&##
###&§†;»~¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨~»;†§&###
##&§†;»~¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨~»;†§&##
#&§†;»~¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨~»;†§&#
&§†;»~¨¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨¨~»;†§&
§†;»~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~»;†§
†;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ & ; & ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;†
;»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»;
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨