The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The  Day She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It A  Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That  Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind  Of A Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The Process  Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding  Out That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled  For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His  Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!