the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about the  golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind  of  a hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!