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,,,.~=*£#@ . NUGGETS . @#£*=~.,,,
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,,,,,.~=*£ . FRIES . £*=~.,,,,,
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,.~=*£#@## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##@#£*=~.,
,,.~=*£#@# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #@#£*=~.,,
,,,.~=*£#@ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A @#£*=~.,,,
,,,,.~=*£# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #£*=~.,,,,
,,,,,.~=*£ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE £*=~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~=* REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. *=~.,,,,,,
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,,,,,,.~=* BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. *=~.,,,,,,
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,,,,.~=*£# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #£*=~.,,,,
,,,.~=*£#@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @#£*=~.,,,
,,.~=*£#@# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #@#£*=~.,,
,.~=*£#@## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##@#£*=~.,
,,.~=*£#@# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #@#£*=~.,,
,,,.~=*£#@ NIGHT SHE POACHED. @#£*=~.,,,
,,,,.~=*£# #£*=~.,,,,
,,,,,.~=*£ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART £*=~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~=* HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT *=~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~= ., THE GOLDEN M ,. =~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~=* AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. *=~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~=*£ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND £*=~.,,,,,
,,,,.~=*£# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #£*=~.,,,,
,,,.~=*£#@ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS @#£*=~.,,,
,,.~=*£#@# NEW AND FRESH. #@#£*=~.,,
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,,.~=*£#@# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #@#£*=~.,,
,,,.~=*£#@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @#£*=~.,,,
,,,,.~=*£# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #£*=~.,,,,
,,,,,.~=*£ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT £*=~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~=* HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A *=~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~= TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER =~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~=* AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. *=~.,,,,,,
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,,,,.~=*£# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #£*=~.,,,,
,,,.~=*£#@ FOREVER. @#£*=~.,,,
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,,,.~=*£#@ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED @#£*=~.,,,
,,,,.~=*£# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #£*=~.,,,,
,,,,,.~=*£ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE £*=~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~=* (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF *=~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~= COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW =~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~=* IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. *=~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~=*£ £*=~.,,,,,
,,,,.~=*£# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #£*=~.,,,,
,,,.~=*£#@ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE @#£*=~.,,,
,,.~=*£#@# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #@#£*=~.,,
,.~=*£#@## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##@#£*=~.,
,,.~=*£#@# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #@#£*=~.,,
,,,.~=*£#@ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY @#£*=~.,,,
,,,,.~=*£# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #£*=~.,,,,
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,,,,,.~=*£ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE £*=~.,,,,,
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,,,,.~=*£# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #£*=~.,,,,
,,,,,.~=*£ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON £*=~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~=* EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. *=~.,,,,,,
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,,,,,,.~=* EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT *=~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~=*£ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK £*=~.,,,,,
,,,,.~=*£# LIKED IT! #£*=~.,,,,
,,,.~=*£#@ @#£*=~.,,,
,,.~=*£#@# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #@#£*=~.,,
,.~=*£#@## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##@#£*=~.,
,,.~=*£#@# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #@#£*=~.,,
,,,.~=*£#@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @#£*=~.,,,
,,,,.~=*£# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #£*=~.,,,,
,,,,,.~=*£ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL £*=~.,,,,,
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