,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ,, :: «« THE GOLDEN «« :: ,, ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§* M *§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^^^***§ §***^^^«:,
,:«^*§#### LETS HEAR IT FOR ####§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,,,,,,,«*§ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR §*«,,,,,,,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### : CHEESEBURGER : ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### : NUGGETS : ###§§*^«:,
,:«^****§# : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : #§****^«:,
,:«^*§§### : FRIES : ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### : CARBONATED WATER : ###§§*^«:,
,,,,::^§## : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ##§^::,,,,
,:«^*§§### : BIG MAC : ###§§*^«:,
,,,,,:^§§# : COFFEE : #§§^:,,,,,
,,,«^^*§§# #§§*^^«,,,
,,,,:^**§§ §§§§§ ^ §§§§§ §§**^:,,,,
,:«^*§§§§§ §§§§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ###§§*^«:,
,,,,:«**§# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #§**«:,,,,
,:«^*§§### FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###§§*^«:,
,:«^****§§ §§****^«:,
,:«^*§§### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###§§*^«:,
,«^*§§#### ####§§*^«,
,:«^*§§### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ###§§*^«:,
,,,:«^^§§§ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME §§§^^«:,,,
,:«^*§§§## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##§§§*^«:,
,,,«^^*§§§ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE §§§*^^«,,,
,,::::^*§# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #§*^::::,,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###§§*^«:,
,,,,:««*§§ :, THE GOLDEN M ,: §§*««:,,,,
,:«^*§§### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§#### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ####§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### NEW AND FRESH. ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###§§*^«:,
,:::«*§§§# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #§§§*«:::,
,:«^*§§§§# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #§§§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§§§# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #§§§§*^«:,
,:«^*§#### AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ####§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### FOREVER. ###§§*^«:,
,,,,:«**§§ §§**«:,,,,
,,,:««^§## §§§ ^ §§§ ##§^««:,,,
,,,,,:^*§# #§*^:,,,,,
,:«^*§§### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§§§§ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A §§§§§*^«:,
,,,,,««^§§ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE §§^««,,,,,
,,,,,:^^*§ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF §*^^:,,,,,
,,,,,««*§§ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW §§*««,,,,,
,:«^*§§### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###§§*^«:,
,,,,,:«*§# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #§*«:,,,,,
,:«^*§§### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ###§§*^«:,
,:«««^§§§# QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #§§§^«««:,
,,,,:^^§§§ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). §§§^^:,,,,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,,,:^^^^§# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #§^^^^:,,,
,,,««**§§§ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE §§§**««,,,
,:«^*§§### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###§§*^«:,
,::«^**§## ##§**^«::,
,:«^*§§### WHICH HE DID. ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§§§§ §§§§§*^«:,
,,,,,,«^§# §§ ^ §§ #§^«,,,,,,
,,,,,:^*§§ §§*^:,,,,,
,,,,,,«*§# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #§*«,,,,,,
,:«^*§§### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###§§*^«:,
,,,,,:«*§# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #§*«:,,,,,
,:«^*§§### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ###§§*^«:,
,,,,,:«*§# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #§*«:,,,,,
,:«^*§§### LIKED IT! ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,,::^**§## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##§**^::,,
,:«^*§#### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ####§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ###§§*^«:,
,,,,:«*§§# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #§§*«:,,,,
,:«^*§§### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### OVER THE PLANET. ###§§*^«:,
,,,,,«**§# #§**«,,,,,
,,,,:«**§# § ^ § #§**«:,,,,
,,,,::^§## ##§^::,,,,
,,,««^***§ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! §***^««,,,
,,,,,:«*§# #§*«:,,,,,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^*§§### ###§§*^«:,
,:«^§§#### ####§§^«:,
,,,,,,«**§ §**«,,,,,,