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.........^    mc egg, from marigold cindustries     ^.........
..........          "the egg you can eat"           ..........
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.......... one  and  a half dollars  a piece, maybe ..........
.......... two    for   two    if    you're   lucky ..........
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..........           it's incredibly safe.          ..........
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.........^ no  involuntary  mental  reach would  be ^.........
........^= allowed,  the  egg's  center would  keep =^........
.......^=^    still in an oscillating environment   ^=^.......
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