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###@$§=~^¨ ¨¨ ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ¨¨ ¨^~=§$@###
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@$§=~~~~^¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨^~~~~=§$@
###@$§=~^¨ === MC DONALDS === ¨^~=§$@###
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#@$=^^¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨^^=$@#
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###@$§=~^¨ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ ^ NUGGETS ^ ¨^~=§$@###
##@§~¨¨¨¨¨ ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨¨¨¨¨~§@##
###@$§=~^¨ ^ FRIES ^ ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ¨^~=§$@###
#$$=~¨¨¨¨¨ ^ BIG MAC ^ ¨¨¨¨¨~=$$#
####$§=~^¨ ^ COFFEE ^ ¨^~=§$####
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#@§==^¨¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨¨^==§@#
@§§§==~~^¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨^~~==§§§@
###@$§=~^¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨^~=§$@###
#@§~^¨¨¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨¨^~§@#
###@$§=~^¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨^~=§$@###
@$=~^^¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨^^~=$@
###@$§=~^¨ ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨^~=§$@###
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@@$$§=~^¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨^~=§$$@@
###@$§=~^¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨^~=§$@###
##@@$§=~^¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨^~=§$@@##
###@$§=~^¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨^~=§$@###
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###@$§=~^¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨^~=§$@###
#@§~¨¨¨¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨~§@#
##@$=~~^¨¨ ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ ¨¨^~~=$@##
@§§=^¨¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨¨^=§§@
#@@$=^¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨^=$@@#
###@$§=~^¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨^~=§$@###
@@§§~¨¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨¨~§§@@
###@$§=~^¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨^~=§$@###
####$§=~^¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨^~=§$####
###@$§=~^¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ FOREVER. ¨^~=§$@###
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@@$§§§=~^¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨^~=§§§$@@
##@§~~~^¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨^~~~§@##
@$$§~~^^¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨^^~~§$$@
###@$§=~^¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨^~=§$@###
@$§~~¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨~~§$@
@@$=~^^^^¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨^^^^~=$@@
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####@$§=~¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨~=§$@####
##@§§=~^^¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨^^~=§§@##
##@$§§=~^¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨^~=§§$@##
###@$§=~^¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨^~=§$@###
@@@$=^¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨^=$@@@
@$$$$§=~^¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨^~=§$$$$@
###@$§=~^¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨^~=§$@###
@@$$$§=~^¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨^~=§$$$@@
#@§~¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨¨¨~§@#
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#$==~^¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨^~==$#
#@§~~~~~^¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨^~~~~~§@#
@@$==^¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨^==$@@
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#$==^¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨^==$#
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#@$==~~¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨~~==$@#
###@$§=~^¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨^~=§$@###
#$$$==^¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨^==$$$#
###@$§=~^¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨^~=§$@###
@§~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~§@
###@$§=~^¨ LIKED IT! ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨^~=§$@###
####@$§=~^ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ^~=§$@####
###@$§=~^¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨^~=§$@###
###@$§=~^¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨^~=§$@###
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####$§=~^¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨^~=§$####
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