The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began A  Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged From  A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A  Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon  Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid  The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That  Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind  Of A  Hardhat And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The  Process  Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He    Vowed   To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To  His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!