the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place  long. in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about the  golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough there  came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as  such he of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a  cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed  out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!