the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long.  in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of a cook,  and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in  the  process of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!