The   Golden          
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A  Tavern After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long. In  The  Day  She  Slept, In 
 The  Eve She Sold Her Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years,  MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough  There Came A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid The Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It  A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind  Of  A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In  The  Process Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He   Vowed    To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont  Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His  Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!