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,-»///*&&& &&&*///»-,
,-»/*§§§&& WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR &&§§§*/»-,
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,-»/*§&£## - CHEESEBURGER - ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## - NUGGETS - ##£&§*/»-,
,,,-»**§&# - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - #&§**»-,,,
,-»/*§&£## - FRIES - ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## - CARBONATED WATER - ##£&§*/»-,
,,,,-»*§&& - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - &&§*»-,,,,
,,,,,-/*&& - BIG MAC - &&*/-,,,,,
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,-»/*§&£## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##£&§*/»-,
,,,,,,»**& FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. &**»,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/§& IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE &§/-,,,,,,
,,,,--»*&& REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. &&*»--,,,,
,,,,,-/*&& &&*/-,,,,,
,-»/*§&£## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/////§£ £§/////»-,
,-»/*§&££# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #££&§*/»-,
,-»»»*§&&£ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT £&&§*»»»-,
,-»/*§&£## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##£&§*/»-,
,,,,,»**&& PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN &&**»,,,,,
,-»/*§&£## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## ##£&§*/»-,
,,,,,-»*&# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #&*»-,,,,,
,-»/*§&£## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## -, THE GOLDEN M ,- ##£&§*/»-,
,---/***&# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #&***/---,
,-»/*§&££# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #££&§*/»-,
,,---/§&&£ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. £&&§/---,,
,,,--»»/*& MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS &*/»»--,,,
,-»///**&& NEW AND FRESH. &&**///»-,
,,,--»»**& &**»»--,,,
,-»/*§&£## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##£&§*/»-,
,,-»»»*&££ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ££&*»»»-,,
,-»/*§&£## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##£&§*/»-,
,,,-///§£# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #£§///-,,,
,-»///§§&# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #&§§///»-,
,,,,,,»/§£ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. £§/»,,,,,,
,-»/*§&&&£ £&&&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## FOREVER. ##£&§*/»-,
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,,,,,,-/*& &&& / &&& &*/-,,,,,,
,-»/*§&£## ##£&§*/»-,
,,,,-»*&£# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #£&*»-,,,,
,-»/*§&£## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##£&§*/»-,
,-»///*&&£ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF £&&*///»-,
,-»/*§§&££ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ££&§§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## ##£&§*/»-,
,,,,,,»*&# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #&*»,,,,,,
,-»/*§&£## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&££# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #££&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##£&§*/»-,
,,,,-»*&&& SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY &&&*»-,,,,
,,,,-»/*§& (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO &§*/»-,,,,
,-»/***&&£ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND £&&***/»-,
,-»/*§&£## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##£&§*/»-,
,,,,-//*&£ £&*//-,,,,
,-»/*§&£## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##£&§*/»-,
,,,,,»»*&# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #&*»»,,,,,
,,,,»»/*&£ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. £&*/»»,,,,
,-»/*§&£## ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## WHICH HE DID. ##£&§*/»-,
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,,,--»/*§& && / && &§*/»--,,,
,-»*§&£### ###£&§*»-,
,,,,,»»*&£ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED £&*»»,,,,,
,-»/*§&£## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##£&§*/»-,
,,,,,--/*& UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO &*/--,,,,,
,-»/*§&£## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&### LIKED IT! ###&§*/»-,
,,,,-»**&& &&**»-,,,,
,-»/*§&£## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##£&§*/»-,
,-»///*&&# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #&&*///»-,
,,,,,-/§&# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #&§/-,,,,,
,-»/*§&£## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##£&§*/»-,
,-»/*§&£££ OVER THE PLANET. £££&§*/»-,
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,-»/*§&£## & / & ##£&§*/»-,
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,,,,-»**&& AND THE REST IS HISTORY! &&**»-,,,,
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