the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long. in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such  he of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that earth holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!