The  Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began  A Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place Long. In The  Day  She  Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About The  Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There  Came A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea  To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity. However  He 
 Was  Kind Of A  Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The  Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He  Got  Scammed Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!