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........~~    MC EGG, FROM MARIGOLD CINDUSTRIES     ~~........
.......~~:           "THE EGG YOU CAN EAT"          :~~.......
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.....~~:†% ONE  AND A HALF  DOLLARS A  PIECE, MAYBE %†:~~.....
....~~:†%§ TWO   FOR    TWO    IF   YOU'RE    LUCKY §%†:~~....
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..~~:†%§##           IT'S INCREDIBLY SAFE.          ##§%†:~~..
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..~~:†%§## NO  INVOLUNTARY  MENTAL  REACH WOULD  BE ##§%†:~~..
...~~:†%§# ALLOWED,  THE  EGG'S CENTER  WOULD  KEEP #§%†:~~...
....~~:†%§    STILL IN AN OSCILLATING ENVIRONMENT   §%†:~~....
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