the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the  eve she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little  too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i mean))  and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a cook,  and  even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind of a  hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth  holds no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!