the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern  after a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in the  day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her  wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough there  came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was kind of  a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the  cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!