¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ ¨¨ ,, ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ,, ¨¨ @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# ##@&%* M *%&@## #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# LETS HEAR IT FOR #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ ††† MC DONALDS ††† @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ , CHEESEBURGER , @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# , NUGGETS , #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# , FRIES , #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ , CARBONATED WATER , @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## , BIG MAC , ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# , COFFEE , #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# &&&&& † &&&&& #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## NEW AND FRESH. ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# FOREVER. #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# &&& † &&& #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## WHICH HE DID. ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ && † && @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ LIKED IT! @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ OVER THE PLANET. @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## & † & ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨,~†*%&@## ##@&%*†~,¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~†*%&@ @&%*†~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~†*%&@# #@&%*†~,¨¨