The   Golden        
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began  A Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The  Day She Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid  The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He   Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A  Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind Of  A  Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In  The  Process Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon Finding  Out  That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To  His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then  He  Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!