the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in  the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook, and  even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!