the  golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the  eve  she sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there  came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such  he of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was  kind of a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!