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,,,,,«%$$# # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #$$%«,,,,,
,.«\%$#### # $  , SOMETHING  POKING MY  LEFT  HAND, ####$%\«.,
,..«««%%## #     $      ,      SOMETHING     SLIMY, ##%%«««..,
,.«\\%%%$# #  $ ,  SLITHERING  AROUND  THE FINGERS, #$%%%\\«.,
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,.«\%%$### REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    #    $    , ###$%%\«.,
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,.«\%$#### # $ , AND  THE SQUISH TASTES  LIKE SWEET ####$%\«.,
,.«\%$#### #    $    ,    #   $   ,   CUCUMBER.   , ####$%\«.,
,.«\%$#### #  $ , IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ , AND I # $ , ####$%\«.,
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,,,.«\%### #    $    ,    CHEW    IT.   #    $    , ###%\«.,,,
,.«\%$#### # $ , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ####$%\«.,
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,.«\%$#### $ « I MAKE TO REMOVE  THE SHIRT, BUT THE ####$%\«.,
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