Life                
                                    
                                    
                                          
    A Multitude Of Definitions      
       Does   Not   Help.    We       
      Can     Say     "Life     Is      
        What   We   Are,   And        
       What  Things  Like  Us       
       Are",   But    Then   We       
     Must    Also    Define    What     
     "Things  Like  Us"  Actually     
      Entails,  How It  Should      
       Be   Measured,   Who  Or       
     What    Is     The    Arbiter,     
      And   So   Instead  There       
          Is    This   Internationally 
 Sanctioned     List                   
          Of Criteria           
                                          
 - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      
 - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  
 - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  
 - Life Can Steal                         
 - Life Can Be Cursed