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,,,,,,,,,~ ««««        ,~«««#*****#«««~,       «««« ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~« « AT SIGN, AT SIGN, SO MANY AT SIGNS.. « «~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~«^ ««««       ,~«««#*****#«««~,        «««« ^«~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,~«^** ,            ,            ,            , **^«~,,,,,
,,,,~«^**£ ,    ,    ,   ,    ,    ,    ,    ,    , £**^«~,,,,
,,,~«^**£# MOM,   WHAT'S  AN   INTERNET?   ,  ,   , #£**^«~,,,
,,~«^**£## ,            ,            ,            , ##£**^«~,,
,~«^**£### ~  ~  ~ IT'S  A KIND OF COMPUTER PROGRAM ###£**^«~,
,,~«^**£## WHERE  YOU   CAN  SEND  LETTERS  TO  THE ##£**^«~,,
,,,~«^**£#                 TIGERS,                  #£**^«~,,,
,,,,~«^**£ ~  ~  ~ EVEN SUCH  A THING  IS POSSIBLE. £**^«~,,,,
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,,,,,,,,~« HOW  DO  I  GET IT TO  RUN?  PRESS  THAT «~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~                  BUTTON                  ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,          ,    ,   ,  ,  , ,, OVER THERE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, RIGHT, AND,NOW?     ,      ,,,,,,,,,,    ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ ,         ,         ,      , WAIT...,  * ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~« ,     MOM, THERE'S A POP UP. ,,,,,  , IT «~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~«^ ,   , SAYS THE INTERNET HAS BEEN STOLEN! ^«~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,~«^** WHAT?        ,            ,   YEAH,    , **^«~,,,,,
,,,,~«^**£ ,     THEN WE MUST SEARCH FOR IT.      , £**^«~,,,,
,,,~«^**£# ,            ,            ,            , #£**^«~,,,
,,~«^**£## NOT  IN   THE  CLOTHES  CHAMBER...  ,  , ##£**^«~,,
,~«^**£### , ,  ,  NOT IN  THE ICE CREAM MACHINE... ###£**^«~,
,,~«^**£## NOT   BEHIND   THE  COUCH...   ,   ,   , ##£**^«~,,
,,,~«^**£# ~         ~         ~        ~         ~ #£**^«~,,,
,,,,~«^**£ ~ LOOK - STOLEN; GONE FROM OUR WORLD.  ~ £**^«~,,,,
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,,,,,,,,~« * HERE'S THE ENTRANCE TO  WORLD THREE. * «~,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, *  OK,  LET'S   GO   INSIDE...  *   *  * ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, WHAT  A  COUP!  YES!  *  *  *  OH  LOOK, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, THERE'S  THE  ROYAL  SHIP  OF   NABOO... ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,~«^ ***     DATABASE    @     STOLEN     *** ^«~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~«^* APPEARED   ON   THE   ELECTRO-BILLBOARD. *^«~,,,,,,
,,,,,~«^** ««««        ,~«««#*****#«««~,       «««« **^«~,,,,,
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,,~«^**£## THEY  WENT  INSIDE  THEIR HOUSE  AND SAW ##£**^«~,,
,~«^**£### THE  MODEM FAST ASLEEP  ON  THE  CARPET. ###£**^«~,
,,~«^**£## SUPER  DUPER  SPACESHIP!  BOO  YAH!  THE ##£**^«~,,
,,,~«^**£# THOUSANDTH  PLANET  WE  CLAIM  AS  OURS! #£**^«~,,,
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