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.~~=%*#### I'M  LIVING  WITH A  FRIEND AND  WE  ARE ####*%=~~.
~~=%*##### DRIVING  THINGS  TO  THE  EXTREME.   I'M #####*%=~~
.....~%### DRUNK THREE TO FOUR TIMES A  WEEK AND MY ###%~.....
.~~=%%%%*# DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY  OF  JUNK   FOOD. #*%%%%=~~.
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.~~==%*### I KNOW THE LAYOUT OF THE WHOLE  TOWN, IN ###*%==~~.
......~~%# LESS THAN A  YEAR  WE'VE BEEN  ON  EVERY #%~~......
.~~=%*#### STREET  AT   LEAST   ONCE.   THERE'S  NO ####*%=~~.
.~~=%*####         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         ####*%=~~.
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.~~=%*#### THE  ACTUAL PLACE  IS BEAUTIFUL, AND THE ####*%=~~.
.~~===%### APARTMENT  TOO.   I   TRULY   MISS   IT. ###%===~~.
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