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..~******¤ I'M  LIVING  WITH  A  FRIEND  AND WE ARE ¤******~..
....~**%## DRIVING  THINGS  TO   THE  EXTREME.  I'M ##%**~....
..~**%¤### DRUNK THREE TO FOUR TIMES  A WEEK AND MY ###¤%**~..
..~**%¤¤## DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY  OF  JUNK   FOOD. ##¤¤%**~..
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..~**%¤### I KNOW THE LAYOUT  OF THE WHOLE TOWN, IN ###¤%**~..
..~*****¤# LESS  THAN  A  YEAR WE'VE  BEEN ON EVERY #¤*****~..
..~**%¤### STREET   AT   LEAST  ONCE.  THERE'S   NO ###¤%**~..
..~**%¤###         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         ###¤%**~..
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......~*%# THE ACTUAL PLACE IS  BEAUTIFUL, AND  THE #%*~......
...~~**%%# APARTMENT   TOO.   I  TRULY   MISS   IT. #%%**~~...
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