My Good Fathers Good  Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I  Don'T Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And  Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  - Which  Means 
 The B Side Is  Played Backwards  If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I  Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It  Is  The  Motor, I Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It  Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In   There    With    Your    Hand