####%^=»:¨                                          ¨:»=^%####
###¤%^=»:¨                                          ¨:»=^%¤###
###¤%^=»:¨                                          ¨:»=^%¤###
#%^^^»¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨»^^^%#
¤%%%=:¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨:=%%%¤
###¤%^=»:¨        LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS        ¨:»=^%¤###
¤¤%%%^=»:¨                                          ¨:»=^%%%¤¤
#&&^,..,,. ¨¨.¨.,,¨,¨,,,,¨.¨,,.,¨.¨,¨¨,.,¨.,..¨,.,. .,,..,^&&#
###¶¤*§»~¨ ¨¨.¨,..¨.,¨¨,¨¨,,¨,,.¨...,...,¨¨.,.,,... ¨~»§*¤¶###
##@&@†;«^. ,..¨,  LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS  ..¨¨. .^«;†@&@##
##@¶#£:=^, ,,,,,¨¨¨¨..,,.¨,,,,¨,,¨,.¨¨¨.¨.,¨.,,,.,. ,^=:£#¶@##
###&¤=;~~. ¨,¨¨.,,,,.,¨,.,,,.,.¨,¨¨¨¨..¨¨.¨,,¨¨¨,,, .~~;=¤&###
¤%/:¨¨..¨,                                          ,¨..¨¨:/%¤
#§@§¤$†--,     »-~»=~=«»~=«~-»»~«~-~~~»«»«==-»      ,--†$¤§@§#
¶#*%%††«:,      « THINGS I'VE BOUGHT IN SHOPS »     ,:«††%%*#¶
#@@£%§;=~,      «=«~-~-~«»-~«-=-=~~»=«~«~--«=«=     ,~=;§%£@@#
#@##*%^~:¨                                          ¨:~^%*##@#
¤%£:=,,.¨.  TEAL TAPE PLAYER WITH TOO MANY BUTTONS  .¨.,,=:£%¤
####££=::¨                                          ¨::=££####
#†«-~,¨.,¨   A CRATE OF USED IBM FLOPPY DISKS - A   ¨,.¨,~-«†#
£#§$=~«.,¨         CENT FOR THE WHOLE THING         ¨,.«~=$§#£
##@#£=/»-¨                                          ¨-»/=£#@##
£#¤%*~,¨,¨  BRAND NEW FLOPPY DISKS IN ALUMINUM OR   ¨,¨,~*%¤#£
##@@@¤†/».               CLEAR PLASTIC              .»/†¤@@@##
£@¤$»,,,¨¨                                          ¨¨,,,»$¤@£
##£§$*\»,,       IKEA/TE FREKVENS MICROPHONES       ,,»\*$§£##
§£*:*,¨..¨                                          ¨..¨,*:*£§
##@§£*^«.,                 NY FATCAP                ,.«^*£§@##
£¤£@\†-.,,                                          ,,.-†\@£¤£
###@*^*~-, MULTILEVEL FOLD-OUT COPPER/GLASS MIRROR  ,-~*^*@###
#§¤%§*:~^.  (COULD REFLECT SUNLIGHT EVEN WITHOUT A  .^~:*§%¤§#
&$^\†==«,,        LINE OF SIGHT TO THE SUN)         ,,«==†\^$&
##@@£§;-^.                                          .^-;§£@@##
###¤¤$†«-¨  TWO SUPER LONG GRUNDIG DICTAPHONES IN   ¨-«†$¤¤###
#@¶#*%;~.¨         PURPLE/PINK GOLD COLOURS         ¨.~;%*#¶@#
@£*;«~»¨¨,                                          ,¨¨»~«;*£@
#@@&§*/-,,          PEBBLE-SIZED COINS WITH         ,,-/*§&@@#
#@¶#%†:~:,            PLAYSTATION SYMBOLS           ,:~:†%#¶@#
&£*§†.,¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨,.†§*£&
##$%§$/«,. COLLECTION OF TWO CENTIMETER HIGH AMBER  .,«/$§%$##
##@@£%:-~¨    FIGURINES OF VARIOUS CREATURES AND    ¨~-:%£@@##
¶@¤$¤=;»:.                CHARACTERS                .:»;=¤$¤@¶
#@@££%/«:¨                                          ¨:«/%££@@#
##£§§=;«,.                                          .,«;=§§£##
###£$*/»~.                                          .~»/*$£###
#$\;~,¨.,¨       ~~-=~»»~=--»=-~~---~~«»~«»-        ¨,.¨,~;\$#
###£@$:«:¨        = THINGS I'VE BEEN GIFTED ~       ¨:«:$@£###
##£¤¤*;-.,        ~»-=~»~»«=~~»~»-«~=«=»-~»»«       ,.-;*¤¤£##
£&&#$=\--¨                                          ¨--\=$#&&£
#@§$¤%;~:,    A COMPUTER (LOOKED LIKE A GEN THREE   ,:~;%¤$§@#
##@£§£$*~¨  IMAC) FILLED WITH BLUEPRINTS FOR PLANES ¨~*$£§£@##
##@#£*\=,¨           AND SLEEK SPACESHIPS           ¨,=\*£#@##
###¶$††~~¨                                          ¨~~††$¶###
####£=\~,¨  SIX BY THREE CM GLITTERY FURRY STICKER  ¨,~\=£####
#†:*:¨¨,,.   (GRINNING PURPLE WOLF ON YELLOW-GREEN  .,,¨¨:*:†#
£¶£@/,-¨,.                 LEAVES)                  .,¨-,/@£¶£
@¤#§£*^~,,                                          ,,~^*£§#¤@
@#@££%†=:.     TINY METAL DRAGON/HORSE FIGURINE     .:=†%££@#@
@#@§*^†«^.                                          .^«†^*§@#@
¶¶£\=\=«:,       OLD INSTANT CAMERA WITH THREE      ,:«=\=\£¶¶
###¤£=/=^¨       DIMENSIONAL FOCUSING JOYSTICK      ¨^=/=£¤###
##@@$%†»,.                                          .,»†%$@@##
§^=.,..¨¨,    PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY TEETH AND TONGUE,   ,¨¨..,.=^§
##@^/,.¨,¨        TAKEN FROM INSIDE MY MOUTH        ¨,¨.,/^@##
##¶£¤^==-,                                          ,-==^¤£¶##
###@£%\=~,  MONSTER TRUCK-SIZED REGULAR CAR WITH A  ,~=\%£@###
@$%«:,,,,¨        MINIMUM SPEED OF FORTY KMH        ¨,,,,:«%$@
##¶#$$;~^.                                          .^~;$$#¶##
#@£¤%$=»:,                                          ,:»=$%¤£@#
###@#$$/=^                                          ^=/$$#@###
##@&%^†-^,          -=»-~«»~-=~»-~«~»-~»~»-         ,^-†^%&@##
@%$*:^:,¨,          - STOLEN/FOUND THINGS =         ,¨,:^:*$%@
###&%=^=-¨          «»«=~«=~~«~~«==~=~=~=~=         ¨-=^=%&###
@#^~~...,¨                                          ¨,...~~^#@
£%:...¨,.,    STRANGE AND VERY LARGE FLASH CARD     ,.,¨...:%£
#@#@%$;«~,                                          ,~«;$%@#@#
#@$/~¨....    CASSETTE TAPE TAGGED WITH BLUE INK    ....¨~/$@#
@£§%^~,~,.                                          .,~,~^%§£@
#@#&¤§*«^¨ STICKER SHEET (TINY FOXES DOING VARIOUS  ¨^«*§¤&#@#
@@^\;-¨,.¨           FACIAL EXPRESSIONS)            ¨.,¨-;\^@@
##¶¤¤*=~~,                                          ,~~=*¤¤¶##
##@¤$$=«.,    LOTS OF TOOTHPICK-SIZED DRIPPY PENS   ,.«=$$¤@##
@£¤&@^:=.¨         WITH FLUORESCENT NEON INK        ¨.=:^@&¤£@
¶@§*;*:,.,                                          ,.,:*;*§@¶
#@#=«.¨¨¨¨  MIRROR THAT SHOWS YOU POST-TRANSITION   ¨¨¨¨.«=#@#
##¶@¤%;»~¨                                          ¨~»;%¤@¶##
§*=,¨¨,¨,,                                          ,,¨,¨¨,=*§
£¤&*$†^.,.                                          .,.^†$*&¤£
#@¤*-^¨,¨,                                          ,¨,¨^-*¤@#
@¶£&%%=~-,                                          ,-~=%%&£¶@