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....~/^%§£ § A THIRD POCKET OPERATOR, PO SIXTEEN. § £§%^/~....
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..~/^%§£## §    IT'S    A    CHILDREN'S    TOY,   § ##£§%^/~..
.~/^%§£### §   THEMED   AROUND  THE   SO-CALLED   § ###£§%^/~.
..~/^%§£## §        "BIRD        FACTORY".        § ##£§%^/~..
...~/^%§£# §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ #£§%^/~...
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.....~/^%§  THE BIRD FACTORY IS A RUMORED DUNGEON   §%^/~.....
......~/^%   IN THE FAR AND COLD MOUNTAINS, WHERE   %^/~......
.......~/^   MONKS, SLAVES, OR CHILDREN (DIFFERING  ^/~.......
........~/    BETWEEN ACCOUNTS) ARE CREATING THE    /~........
.........~           BIRDS OF THE WORLD.            ~.........
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..........  THE STORY GOES, THAT THE PEOPLE OF THE  ..........
..........   DUNGEON WOULD MINE FOR MINERALS THAT   ..........
.........~       WERE SPRECKLED, OR OTHERWISE       ~.........
........~/    INTERESTINGLY COLORED. THE MINERALS   /~........
.......~/^ WOULD BE DIVIDED INTO VARIOUS SIZES AND  ^/~.......
......~/^%        MADE INTO EGG-LIKE SHAPES.        %^/~......
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....~/^%§£   THESE EGGS WOULD THEN BE PLACED IN A   £§%^/~....
...~/^%§£# SPECIAL HATCHERY, UNTIL HATCHED, AND SO  #£§%^/~...
..~/^%§£##           ALL BIRDS WERE BORN.           ##£§%^/~..
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..~/^%§£##  REGARDING THE LITTLE TOY MACHINE, WHAT  ##£§%^/~..
...~/^%§£#    THE HECK, MAN, I MEAN, WHY DOES IT    #£§%^/~...
....~/^%§£         SOUND LIKE THIS? THERE'S         £§%^/~....
.....~/^%§       ~ LIKE SOME USEABLE SOUNDS ~       §%^/~.....
......~/^%     ~ THREE FLAT OUT WEIRD SOUNDS ~      %^/~......
.......~/^    ~ AND ONE DRUM KIT THAT'S WHACK ~     ^/~.......
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