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,,,,,##,,# frequency modulation is  great  on paper ##,,,,##,,
####,,,,,, or  with  a  user  interface  that's not #,,##,,,,#
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,,,##,,##, actually, i'm  selling  this  one.  fuck ######,,,,
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,##,,##,,, i  was  hoping for it  to  vocalize like ,,##,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,## beastskin armor,  or  perhaps  offer  me ,,,,,#####
,######,,# the  same  kind of  defensive  abilities ####,,###,
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#,,##,,### really hoping it  would  let  me survive ,,,,##,,,#
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######,,## but no!  out  of the box it sounds  like ,,,,,,,#,,
,####,,,,, plastic and if you  wriggle the dials it ######,,,,
,,##,,#### sounds  like  an  angry dial  up.  fuck! ,####,,###
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