KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION IS  GREAT  ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE. FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I WAS HOPING  FOR  IT TO  VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING  IT  WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO!  OUT OF  THE BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND  IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!