KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY  MODULATION IS  GREAT ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                  MATTER.                 
                                          
 ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I  WAS  HOPING FOR IT  TO VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING IT  WOULD  LET  ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT  OF THE BOX IT  SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS  IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!