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@#¤*%:~:.. korg ..:~:%*¤#@
#@#¤*%:~:. . volca .#. fm . .:~:%*¤#@#
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¤*%:~:.... frequency modulation is great on paper ....:~:%*¤
*%:~:..... or with a user interface that's not .....:~:%*
%:~:...... actively working against you. that's ......:~:%
*%:~:..... really all there is to say on the .....:~:%*
¤*%:~:.... matter. ....:~:%*¤
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@#¤*%:~:.. actually, i'm selling this one. fuck ..:~:%*¤#@
#@#¤*%:~:. it. .:~:%*¤#@#
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¤*%:~:.... i was hoping for it to vocalize like ....:~:%*¤
*%:~:..... beastskin armor, or perhaps offer me .....:~:%*
%:~:...... the same kind of defensive abilities ......:~:%
*%:~:..... (regeneration, cold resistance). i was .....:~:%*
¤*%:~:.... really hoping it would let me survive ....:~:%*¤
#¤*%:~:... rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya. ...:~:%*¤#
@#¤*%:~:.. ..:~:%*¤#@
#@#¤*%:~:. but no! out of the box it sounds like .:~:%*¤#@#
@#¤*%:~:.. plastic and if you wriggle the dials it ..:~:%*¤#@
#¤*%:~:... sounds like an angry dial up. fuck! ...:~:%*¤#
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