M3T4LS                  
                                    
                                          
 H3Y HUM. M3T4LS  4R3 US3D  FOR  M4G1C OR 
 CONSTRUCT1ON OF L4RG3 OR SP3C14L TH1NGS. 
                                          
                                         
                                          
 COPP3R   US3D  FOR  CLOCKS  4ND  B3LLS, 
 COMMUN1C4TING W1TH  OLD  B31NGS, 4ND  BY 
         1DIOTS FOR K1LLING TR3ES         
                                          
 M3RCURY    US3D  FOR  PROLONG1NG  L1F3, 
 TR4NSF3RR1NG 1NTO OTH3R D1M3NSIONS, 4ND  
           FOR 3LECTR1C4L L1GHTS          
                                          
 S1LV3R  TH3  MOON  M3T4L, US3D TO  LUR3 
 4ND  COMMUN1C4T3  W1TH  C4N1N3S,  4ND TO 
      K3EP S4F3 DUR1NG MOONL1T N1GHTS     
                                          
           BRONZ3 1S 4LSO GOOD.           
                                          
           1RON 1S 4 NOOB M3T4L