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&&&&¨&&¨¨& ¨&&¨¨&¨&&&
¨¨¨&&¨&¨&& #¨¨¨««««««««¨¨¨# &¨&¨&&&¨¨¨
¨¨&¨&&&&¨¨ ####¨«« F3RM1'S P4RADOX ««¨#### &&&&¨¨&¨¨¨
¨&&&¨¨¨&¨& #¨¨¨««««««««¨¨¨# ¨¨¨&¨&&¨¨¨
&¨¨&¨¨&&&¨ ¨¨&&&¨&¨¨¨
&¨&&¨&¨¨&¨ ON 34RTH (TH3 PL4N3T WH3RE 1 L1V3) 4 ¨&¨¨&&&¨¨&
&&¨&&&¨&&¨ LOT OF US H4V3 4NT3NNAS ON OUR HOUS3S &&¨&¨¨&¨&¨
¨&&¨¨&&¨&& OR B4LCON13S, W3 H4V3 BU1LT L4RG3 ¨&&&¨&&&&&
&¨&¨&¨&&¨& 4NT3NNAS FOR L4RG3R B4NDW1TH, W3 H4V3 &¨¨&&¨¨¨¨&
&&&&&&¨&&¨ BU1LD SP3C14LIZED 4NT3NNAES FOR &¨&¨&¨¨¨&¨
¨¨¨¨¨&&¨&¨ SP3C1FIC W4V3LENGTHS (4ND S3NT TH3M &&&&&¨¨&&&
¨¨¨¨&¨&&&¨ 1NTO ORB1T), W3'V3 BU1LT L4RG3 4S FUCK ¨¨¨¨&¨&¨¨&
¨¨¨&&&¨¨&¨ 4NT3NNA 4RRAYS ¨¨¨&&&&¨&&
¨¨&¨¨&¨&&& W3'V3 V1RTU4LLY BU1LT 4N 4NT3NNA W1TH 4 ¨¨&¨¨¨&&¨&
¨&&¨&&&¨¨¨ D1SH 4S L4RG3 4S 34RTH. ¨&&¨¨&¨&&&
&¨&&¨¨&¨¨& &¨&¨&&&¨¨&
&&¨&¨&&¨&& W3'V3 L34RNED 4BOUT OUR POS1TION 1N TH3 &&&&¨¨&¨&¨
¨&&&&¨&&¨& SOL4R SYST3M, OUR SOL4R SYST3MS ¨¨¨&¨&&&&&
&¨¨¨&&¨&&& PL4C3MENT 1N TH3 G4LAXY, 4ND OUR ¨¨&&&¨¨¨¨&
&¨¨&¨&&¨¨¨ G4LAXYS PL4C3MENT 1N TH3 LOC4L CLUST3R, ¨&¨¨&¨¨¨&¨
&¨&&&¨&¨¨& 4ND «OUR« LOC4L CLUST3RS PL4C3 1N TH3 &&¨&&¨¨&&&
&&¨¨&&&¨&& GR4ND SCH3ME OF TH1NGS ¨&&¨&¨&¨¨¨
¨&¨&¨¨&&¨¨ &¨&&&&&¨¨&
&&&&¨&¨&¨& 4ND W3'R3 MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 SUN 4T &&¨¨¨¨&¨&&
¨¨¨&&&&&&& V3LOC1TY 4ND TH3 SUNS MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 ¨&¨¨¨&&&¨¨
¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ C3NTER OF TH3 G4LAXY 4T V3LOC1TY 4ND &&¨¨&¨¨&¨¨
¨&&¨¨¨¨¨¨& TH3 G4LAXY 1S MOV1NG TOW4RD 4NDROM3DA ¨&¨&&¨&&¨¨
&¨&¨¨¨¨¨&¨ 4ND W3'R3 BOTH MOV1NG 4NT1CLOCKWIS3 &&&¨&&¨&¨¨
&&&¨¨¨¨&&¨ 4ROUND TH3 G4LAXY. 4ND W3 4S 4 SP3C1ES ¨¨&&¨&&&¨&
¨¨&¨¨¨&¨&& H4V3 L34RNED TO T4K3 4LL TH4T 1N 4CCOUNT ¨&¨&&¨¨&&¨
¨&&¨¨&&&¨¨ &&&¨&¨&¨&¨
&¨&¨&¨¨&¨¨ 4ND D3SP1TE 4LL TH1S, D3SP1TE 4LL OUR ¨¨&&&&&&&¨
&&&&&¨&&¨¨ (CL1CH3) B34M1NG OF FUCK1NG ST3LL4R ¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨&&
¨¨¨¨&&¨&¨¨ R4D1O PROGR4MM3S OUT 1N FUCK1NG SP4C3 &&¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨
¨¨¨&¨&&&¨& 4T TH3 SP3ED OF L1GHT (L1GHT 1S OUR ¨&¨¨¨¨&&¨¨
¨¨&&&¨¨&&¨ M3D1UM! GOODSP3ED YOU, BL4CK 3MPEROR!), &&¨¨¨&¨&¨¨
¨&¨¨&¨&¨&& D3SP1TE GHOSTS H3LP1NG 4ND TH3 ¨&¨¨&&&&¨¨
&&¨&&&&&¨¨ COLL3CT1VE CONSC1OUSN3SS LOWP4SS &&¨&¨¨¨&¨¨
¨&&¨¨¨¨&¨& F1LT3RING, D3SP1TE OUR V3RY OBV1OUS ¨&&&¨¨&&¨&
&¨&¨¨¨&&&¨ B34M1NG OF 4LL OUR S3CRETS 1N 3VERY &¨¨&¨&¨&&&
&&&¨¨&¨¨&& D1R3CTION KNOWN TO US, &¨&&&&&¨¨¨
¨¨&¨&&¨&¨& &&¨¨¨¨&¨¨&
¨&&&¨&&&&& NO ¨ ON3 ¨ H4S ¨ 4NSW3RED ¨&¨¨¨&&¨&&
&¨¨&&¨¨¨¨¨ &&¨¨&¨&&¨&
&¨&¨&¨¨¨¨& #¨¨¨««««««««¨¨¨# ¨&¨&&&¨&&¨
&&&&&¨¨¨&& ####¨«« F3RM1'S P4RADOX ««¨#### &&&¨¨&&¨&&
¨¨¨¨&¨¨&¨¨ #¨¨¨««««««««¨¨¨# ¨¨&¨&¨&&¨¨
¨¨¨&&¨&&¨& ¨&&&&&¨&¨¨
¨¨&¨&&¨&&& SO WHY 1S TH4T? &¨¨¨¨&&&¨¨
¨&&&¨&&¨¨& &¨¨¨&¨¨&¨¨
&¨¨&&¨&¨&¨ MOST OPPON3NTS TO 1NT3LLIGENT L1F3 1N &¨¨&&¨&&¨¨
&¨&¨&&&&&¨ TH3 UN1V3RSE S4Y 1T'S B3C4USE YOU N3ED &¨&¨&&¨&¨&
&&&&¨¨¨¨&¨ 4 CL4SS ON3-OR-TH3-OTH3R ST4R 4ND TH3 &&&&¨&&&&¨
¨¨¨&¨¨¨&&¨ PL4N3T N3EDS TO B3 4T 4 S3E-4ND-SO ¨¨¨&&¨¨¨&&
¨¨&&¨¨&¨&& D1ST4NC3 4WAY FROM TH3 ST4R (L1K3 TH3RE ¨¨&¨&¨¨&¨&
¨&¨&¨&&&¨& H4S TO B3 4 PL4N3T!) ¨&&&&¨&&&&
&&&&&¨¨&&& &¨¨¨&&¨¨¨&
¨¨¨¨&¨&¨¨& BUT R34LLY 1SN'T TH4T K3EP1NG TH3 &¨¨&¨&¨¨&¨
¨¨¨&&&&¨&¨ D3F1NITION OF L1F3 R34LLY L4X? &¨&&&&¨&&¨
¨¨&¨¨¨&&&¨ &&¨¨¨&&¨&¨
¨&&¨¨&¨¨&¨ 1 TH1NK 3VERYONE 4GR3ES TH4T W3 H4V3 NO ¨&¨¨&¨&&&¨
&¨&¨&&¨&&& 1D34 WH4T W3'R3 DO1NG (4ND 1T PROB4BLY &&¨&&&¨¨&¨
&&&&¨&&¨¨& SHOWS) ¨&&¨¨&¨&&&
¨¨¨&&¨&¨&& &¨&¨&&&¨¨¨
¨¨&¨&&&&¨¨ #¨¨¨««««««««¨¨¨# &&&&¨¨&¨¨¨
¨&&&¨¨¨&¨& ####¨«« F3RM1'S P4RADOX ««¨#### ¨¨¨&¨&&¨¨¨
&¨¨&¨¨&&&¨ #¨¨¨««««««««¨¨¨# ¨¨&&&¨&¨¨¨
&¨&&¨&¨¨&¨ ¨&¨¨&&&¨¨&
&&¨&&&¨&&¨ 1'M GONN4 GO SMOK3 MY TH1RD C1G4R3TTE &&¨&¨¨&¨&¨
¨&&¨¨&&¨&& TH1S Y34R 4ND TRY TO SN4TCH SOM3 B3ERS ¨&&&¨&&&&&
&¨&¨&¨&&¨& FROM TH3 LOC4L B3ER TH1NG &¨¨&&¨¨¨¨&
&&&&&&¨&&¨ &¨&¨&¨¨¨&¨
¨¨¨¨¨&&¨&¨ &&&&&¨¨&&&
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