&&&&&¨¨¨&& ¨&&¨¨&¨¨&&
&&&&¨¨&¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&
&&&¨¨¨¨¨&& ¨&&&&&&&¨¨
¨&¨¨&&&¨¨¨ ¨¨&&&&&¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨&& ¨¨¨&&&¨¨&&
¨&&&¨¨¨¨¨¨ #¨¨¨»»»»»»»»¨¨¨# &&¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨&¨¨&&&&& ####¨»» F3RM1'S P4RADOX »»¨#### &¨¨¨¨¨&&&&
¨¨¨¨¨¨&&&¨ #¨¨¨»»»»»»»»¨¨¨# ¨¨&&&¨¨&&¨
&&&&&¨¨&¨¨ ¨¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨&&&¨¨¨¨¨& ON 34RTH (TH3 PL4N3T WH3RE 1 L1V3) 4 &&¨¨¨&&&&¨
¨¨&¨¨&&&¨¨ LOT OF US H4V3 4NT3NNAS ON OUR HOUS3S &¨¨&¨¨&&¨¨
&¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨& OR B4LCON13S, W3 H4V3 BU1LT L4RG3 ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&
¨¨&&&¨¨¨¨¨ 4NT3NNAS FOR L4RG3R B4NDW1TH, W3 H4V3 &&&&&&&&¨¨
&¨¨&¨¨&&&& BU1LD SP3C14LIZED 4NT3NNAES FOR &&&&&&&¨¨&
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&& SP3C1FIC W4V3LENGTHS (4ND S3NT TH3M &&&&&&¨¨¨¨
&&&&&&¨¨&¨ 1NTO ORB1T), W3'V3 BU1LT L4RG3 4S FUCK &&&&&¨¨&&&
&&&&&¨¨¨¨¨ 4NT3NNA 4RRAYS &&&&¨¨¨¨&&
&&&&¨¨&&&¨ W3'V3 V1RTU4LLY BU1LT 4N 4NT3NNA W1TH 4 ¨&&¨¨&&¨¨&
&&&¨¨¨¨&¨¨ D1SH 4S L4RG3 4S 34RTH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨&¨¨&&¨¨¨& &&&&&&&&&¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨ W3'V3 L34RNED 4BOUT OUR POS1TION 1N TH3 &&&&&&&&¨¨
&&&&&&¨¨¨¨ SOL4R SYST3M, OUR SOL4R SYST3MS ¨&&&&&&¨¨&
&&&&&¨¨&&& PL4C3MENT 1N TH3 G4LAXY, 4ND OUR ¨¨&&&&¨¨¨¨
¨&&&¨¨¨¨&¨ G4LAXYS PL4C3MENT 1N TH3 LOC4L CLUST3R, ¨¨¨&&¨¨&&¨
¨¨&¨¨&&¨¨¨ 4ND »OUR» LOC4L CLUST3RS PL4C3 1N TH3 &&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&& GR4ND SCH3ME OF TH1NGS ¨¨¨&&&&&&&
¨¨&&&&&¨¨& &&¨¨&&&&&&
¨¨¨&&&¨¨¨¨ 4ND W3'R3 MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 SUN 4T &¨¨¨¨&&&&¨
&&¨¨&¨¨&&& V3LOC1TY 4ND TH3 SUNS MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 ¨¨&&¨¨&&¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨ C3NTER OF TH3 G4LAXY 4T V3LOC1TY 4ND &¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
&&&&&&&¨¨¨ TH3 G4LAXY 1S MOV1NG TOW4RD 4NDROM3DA ¨¨&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&¨¨&¨ 4ND W3'R3 BOTH MOV1NG 4NT1CLOCKWIS3 &¨¨&&&&&&&
&&&&&¨¨¨¨¨ 4ROUND TH3 G4LAXY. 4ND W3 4S 4 SP3C1ES ¨¨¨¨&&&&&&
&&&&¨¨&&&& H4V3 L34RNED TO T4K3 4LL TH4T 1N 4CCOUNT ¨&&¨¨&&&&&
&&&¨¨¨¨&&& ¨¨¨¨¨¨&&&&
&&¨¨&&¨¨&& 4ND D3SP1TE 4LL TH1S, D3SP1TE 4LL OUR &&&&&¨¨&&&
&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨& (CL1CH3) B34M1NG OF FUCK1NG ST3LL4R &&&&¨¨¨¨&&
¨¨&&&&&&¨¨ R4D1O PROGR4MM3S OUT 1N FUCK1NG SP4C3 &&&¨¨&&¨¨&
¨¨¨&&&&¨¨& 4T TH3 SP3ED OF L1GHT (L1GHT 1S OUR &&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
&&¨¨&&¨¨¨¨ M3D1UM! GOODSP3ED YOU, BL4CK 3MPEROR!), ¨¨¨&&&&&&&
&¨¨¨¨¨¨&&¨ D3SP1TE GHOSTS H3LP1NG 4ND TH3 &&¨¨&&&&&&
¨¨&&&&¨¨¨¨ COLL3CT1VE CONSC1OUSN3SS LOWP4SS &¨¨¨¨&&&&&
¨¨¨&&¨¨&&& F1LT3RING, D3SP1TE OUR V3RY OBV1OUS ¨¨&&¨¨&&&¨
&&¨¨¨¨¨¨&& B34M1NG OF 4LL OUR S3CRETS 1N 3VERY &¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨
¨¨¨&&&&¨¨¨ D1R3CTION KNOWN TO US, ¨¨&&&&¨¨¨¨
&&¨¨&&¨¨&& ¨¨¨&&¨¨&&&
&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NO ¨ ON3 ¨ H4S ¨ 4NSW3RED &&¨¨¨¨¨¨&&
¨¨&&&&&&&& ¨¨¨&&&&¨¨&
¨¨¨&&&&&&¨ #¨¨¨»»»»»»»»¨¨¨# &&¨¨&&¨¨¨¨
&&¨¨&&&&¨¨ ####¨»» F3RM1'S P4RADOX »»¨#### &¨¨¨¨¨¨&&&
&¨¨¨¨&&¨¨¨ #¨¨¨»»»»»»»»¨¨¨# ¨¨&&&&¨¨&&
¨¨&&¨¨¨¨&& ¨¨¨&&¨¨¨¨&
¨¨¨¨¨&&¨¨& SO WHY 1S TH4T? &&¨¨¨¨&&¨¨
&&&&¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨&&¨¨¨¨&
&&&¨¨&&&&& MOST OPPON3NTS TO 1NT3LLIGENT L1F3 1N &&¨¨¨¨&&¨¨
¨&¨¨¨¨&&&& TH3 UN1V3RSE S4Y 1T'S B3C4USE YOU N3ED ¨¨¨&&¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨&&¨¨&&¨ 4 CL4SS ON3-OR-TH3-OTH3R ST4R 4ND TH3 &&¨¨¨¨&&&&
¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PL4N3T N3EDS TO B3 4T 4 S3E-4ND-SO ¨¨¨&&¨¨&&¨
¨¨¨&&&&&&& D1ST4NC3 4WAY FROM TH3 ST4R (L1K3 TH3RE &&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
&&¨¨&&&&&& H4S TO B3 4 PL4N3T!) ¨¨¨&&&&&&&
&¨¨¨¨&&&&& &&¨¨&&&&&&
¨¨&&¨¨&&&& BUT R34LLY 1SN'T TH4T K3EP1NG TH3 &¨¨¨¨&&&&&
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&& D3F1NITION OF L1F3 R34LLY L4X? ¨¨&&¨¨&&&¨
&&&&&&¨¨&& ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨
¨&&&&¨¨¨¨¨ 1 TH1NK 3VERYONE 4GR3ES TH4T W3 H4V3 NO &&&&&&¨¨¨¨
¨¨&&¨¨&&&& 1D34 WH4T W3'R3 DO1NG (4ND 1T PROB4BLY ¨&&&&¨¨&&&
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&& SHOWS) ¨¨&&¨¨¨¨&¨
&&&&&&¨¨&& &¨¨¨¨&&¨¨¨
¨&&&&¨¨¨¨¨ #¨¨¨»»»»»»»»¨¨¨# ¨¨&&¨¨¨¨&¨
¨¨&&¨¨&&&& ####¨»» F3RM1'S P4RADOX »»¨#### &¨¨¨¨&&¨¨¨
&¨¨¨¨¨¨&&¨ #¨¨¨»»»»»»»»¨¨¨# ¨¨&&¨¨¨¨&&
¨¨&&&&¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨&&¨¨&
¨¨¨&&¨¨&&¨ 1'M GONN4 GO SMOK3 MY TH1RD C1G4R3TTE &&&&¨¨¨¨¨¨
&&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TH1S Y34R 4ND TRY TO SN4TCH SOM3 B3ERS ¨&&¨¨&&&&&
&¨¨&&&&&&& FROM TH3 LOC4L B3ER TH1NG ¨¨¨¨¨¨&&&&
¨¨¨¨&&&&&& ¨&&&&¨¨&&&
¨&&¨¨&&&&¨ ¨¨&&¨¨¨¨&¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨&&¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨&&¨¨¨
&&&&&¨¨¨¨¨ &&&&¨¨¨¨&&
&&&&¨¨&&&& ¨&&¨¨&&¨¨&