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#@¶§@%†«:¨ ¨¨ :: «« THE GOLDEN «« :: ¨¨ ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ #@¶§@% M %@§¶@# ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
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@¶§@%†«:¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ ††† MC DONALDS ††† ¨:«†%@§¶@#
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¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
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#@¶§@%†«:¨ : CHEESEBURGER : ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ : NUGGETS : ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ : FRIES : ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ : CARBONATED WATER : ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ : BIG MAC : ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ : COFFEE : ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
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@¶§@%†«:¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨:«†%@§¶@#
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¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
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#@¶§@%†«:¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
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@¶§@%†«:¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ :¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨: ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
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#@¶§@%†«:¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
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#@¶§@%†«:¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
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@¶§@%†«:¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
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#@¶§@%†«:¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨:«†%@§¶@#
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¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨:«†%@§¶@#
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¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
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¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ LIKED IT! ¨:«†%@§¶@#
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¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨:«†%@§¶@#
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
@¶§@%†«:¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨:«†%@§¶@
#@¶§@%†«:¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨:«†%@§¶@#
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¶§@%†«:¨¨¨ § † § ¨¨¨:«†%@§¶
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#@¶§@%†«:¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨:«†%@§¶@#
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