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,,,,~=^^&# #&^^=~,,,,
,,,~=^^&## ##&^^=~,,,
,,~=^^&### ###&^^=~,,
,~=^^&#### ####&^^=~,
,,~=^^&### ,, ~~ == THE GOLDEN == ~~ ,, ###&^^=~,,
,,,~=^^&## ###@&^ M ^&@### ##&^^=~,,,
,,,,~=^^&# #&^^=~,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& LETS HEAR IT FOR &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=^ ^=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,~=^^&# ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ #&^^=~,,,,
,,,~=^^&## ~ NUGGETS ~ ##&^^=~,,,
,,~=^^&### ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ###&^^=~,,
,~=^^&#### ~ FRIES ~ ####&^^=~,
,,~=^^&### ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ###&^^=~,,
,,,~=^^&## ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ##&^^=~,,,
,,,,~=^^&# ~ BIG MAC ~ #&^^=~,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& ~ COFFEE ~ &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=^ @@@@@ ^ @@@@@ ^=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,~=^^&# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #&^^=~,,,,
,,,~=^^&## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##&^^=~,,,
,,~=^^&### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###&^^=~,,
,~=^^&#### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ####&^^=~,
,,~=^^&### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###&^^=~,,
,,,~=^^&## ##&^^=~,,,
,,,,~=^^&# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #&^^=~,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=^ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ^=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,~=^^&# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #&^^=~,,,,
,,,~=^^&## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##&^^=~,,,
,,~=^^&### ###&^^=~,,
,~=^^&#### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ####&^^=~,
,,~=^^&### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###&^^=~,,
,,,~=^^&## ~, THE GOLDEN M ,~ ##&^^=~,,,
,,,,~=^^&# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #&^^=~,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=^ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ^=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ NEW AND FRESH. ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,~=^^&# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #&^^=~,,,,
,,,~=^^&## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##&^^=~,,,
,,~=^^&### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###&^^=~,,
,~=^^&#### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ####&^^=~,
,,~=^^&### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###&^^=~,,
,,,~=^^&## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##&^^=~,,,
,,,,~=^^&# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #&^^=~,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=^ FOREVER. ^=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& @@@ ^ @@@ &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,~=^^&# #&^^=~,,,,
,,,~=^^&## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##&^^=~,,,
,,~=^^&### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###&^^=~,,
,~=^^&#### CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ####&^^=~,
,,~=^^&### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ###&^^=~,,
,,,~=^^&## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##&^^=~,,,
,,,,~=^^&# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #&^^=~,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=^ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ^=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,~=^^&# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #&^^=~,,,,
,,,~=^^&## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##&^^=~,,,
,,~=^^&### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ###&^^=~,,
,~=^^&#### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ####&^^=~,
,,~=^^&### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###&^^=~,,
,,,~=^^&## ##&^^=~,,,
,,,,~=^^&# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #&^^=~,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=^ ^=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ WHICH HE DID. ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,~=^^&# @@ ^ @@ #&^^=~,,,,
,,,~=^^&## ##&^^=~,,,
,,~=^^&### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###&^^=~,,
,~=^^&#### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ####&^^=~,
,,~=^^&### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###&^^=~,,
,,,~=^^&## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##&^^=~,,,
,,,,~=^^&# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #&^^=~,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ LIKED IT! ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=^ ^=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,~=^^&# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #&^^=~,,,,
,,,~=^^&## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##&^^=~,,,
,,~=^^&### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###&^^=~,,
,~=^^&#### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ####&^^=~,
,,~=^^&### OVER THE PLANET. ###&^^=~,,
,,,~=^^&## ##&^^=~,,,
,,,,~=^^&# @ ^ @ #&^^=~,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=^ ^=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=^^ ^^=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=^^& &^^=~,,,,,
,,,,~=^^&# #&^^=~,,,,
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