the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a  thousand years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place  long.  in the  day she slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough  there came a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such  he of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was  kind of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that earth  holds no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!