The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began  A Thousand Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place  Long. In  The  Day She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few  Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became  A Little Too Well 
 Known.  The   Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon  Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As Such  He Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of  A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly  Fell Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind  Of A Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In The Process  Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed Out  Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!