the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about  the golden m. 
 the old  tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was  kind of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the  cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!