I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!