I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!