I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!