I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!