I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!