I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!