,&¨.@...,¨ .£,,¨¨,¨&,
,.§.,§,.,¨ .,@.,.¨¨.#
@¨¨&¨¨&.¨. #,.¤..¨¨¨¨
.¤,¨#.¨¤.¨ ,&.,@¨....
¨¨@¨,#¨,&. ¨¨¤.¨§.,.,
¨.¨&,.¤¨,¤ , ,,¨£¨.£,¨,
,,.¨§,¨@., ¨ ¨..,¤,.@,,
.,,,¨£¨¨¤, ¨ ¨..,¨£¨,#.
¨.¨..¨#,,¤ . ¨ ...,¨.@¨,#
¤....¨,@¨¨ , ¨ . .,,.,¨.§¨.
.&¨¨¨¨¨.¤. # ¨ # , ¨ ¨,..¨¨.,#,
,¨#¨,.,.¨@ . ¨ , # # ¨ # ,,,,¨¨¨¨¨¤
¤..¤...... ††£†*~~~†£†*~£†£*~~†£†£†*~~~*†£†£††~~£~† ¤.........
.#..#..... ======================================== ##........
..#..#.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ S34WEED COFF3E ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###.......
¨¨¨¤¨¨¤¨¨¨ ---------------------------------------- ¤¨¤¤¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨#¨¨#¨¨ »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ¨¨###¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨£¨¨£¨ ¨¨£¨££¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨£¨¨£ S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY £¨¨¨£££¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨£¨¨ C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. ££¨¨£¨££¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨£¨ B1TT3R, S4LTY, O1LY, 4ND T34L 4S TH3 ¨££¨¨¨£££¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨£ H41R OF 4 M1KU. ¨£££¨¨£¨££
£¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨£¨££¨¨¨££
££¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ W3 D3C1DED HUNDR3DS OF Y34RS 4GO TO ¨¨¨£££¨¨£¨
£££¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ STOP TH3 TR4V3L FROM OUR D3EP M4RSH3S £¨¨£¨££¨¨¨
£¨££¨¨¨¨¨¨ UP TO TH3 4R1D R3G1ONS WH3RE TH3 ¨£¨¨¨£££¨¨
¨¨£££¨¨¨¨¨ R3GUL4R B34NS GROW. TH3 3FFORT W4S ¨¨£¨¨£¨££¨
¨¨£¨££¨¨¨¨ N3VER WORTH TH3 Y13LD, 4ND NO ON3 ¨¨¨£¨¨¨£££
£¨¨¨£££¨¨¨ W4NT3D TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3 N3ED W4T3R ¨¨¨¨£¨¨£¨£
££¨¨£¨££¨¨ 4ROUND OUR F3ET. £¨¨¨¨£¨¨¨£
¨££¨¨¨£££¨ ££¨¨¨¨£¨¨£
¨£££¨¨£¨££ WH3N W3 R34L1ZED TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS WHO £££¨¨¨¨£¨¨
¨£¨££¨¨¨££ W3RE W1LLING TO DO TH1S JOURN3Y FOR US £¨££¨¨¨¨£¨
¨¨¨£££¨¨£¨ COULD NOT M3ET OUR D3M4NDS, OR 1F TH3Y ¨¨£££¨¨¨¨£
£¨¨£¨££¨¨¨ COULD W3 W3RE UN4BL3 TO P4Y TH3M, W3 ¨¨£¨££¨¨¨¨
¨£¨¨¨£££¨¨ S3T OUT TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3 1N OUR £¨¨¨£££¨¨¨
¨¨£¨¨£¨££¨ LOC4L 3COSYSTEM. ££¨¨£¨££¨¨
¨¨¨£¨¨¨£££ ¨££¨¨¨£££¨
,,,,£,,£,£ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ,£££,,£,££
¤....¤...¤ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .¤.¤¤...¤¤
##¨¨¨¨#¨¨# ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DR1NK CR1T3RI4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨###¨¨#¨
&&&,,,,&,, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,,,&,&&,,,
£.££....£. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .....£££..
¨¨&&&¨¨¨¨& ¨¨¨¨¨&¨&&¨
¨¨&¨&&¨¨¨¨ W3 OUTL1N3D TH3 FOLLOW1NG TR41TS 4S ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&&
&¨¨¨&&&¨¨¨ 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W DR1NK: ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨&
&&¨¨&¨&&¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&
¨&&¨¨¨&&&¨ †#~~ C4FF31NATED ~~#† ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&
¨&&&¨¨&¨&& &¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨&¨&&¨¨¨&& †#~~ B1TT3R ~~#† ¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨&&&¨¨&¨ ¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨&¨&&¨¨¨ †#~~ 3NJOYED HOT ~~#† &¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨&&&¨¨ ¨&¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨&¨&&¨ 4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR: ¨¨&¨¨&¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&& &¨¨&¨¨&¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨& †#~~ M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES ~~#† ¨&¨¨&¨¨&¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨& ¨¨&¨¨&¨¨&¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨& †#~~ 34S1LY PR3P4RED ~~#† ¨¨¨&¨¨&¨¨&
&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨&¨¨&¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
,,@,,,,,,, «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ,,,,,,@,,@
#¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TH3 D3ER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨
¨£¨¨£¨¨¨¨¨ ---------------------------------------- ¨£¨¨¨¨¨¨£¨
,,¤,,¤,,,, «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ,,¤,,,,,,¤
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨ §¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ W3 TR13D M4NY TH1NGS. ROOTS, V1N3S, ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨ WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§ CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ PL4NT TH4T COULD B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. ¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨ BUT OUR R3SE4RCH W4S FRU1TL3SS, 4ND ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§ 4FT3R 4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS, TH3 3NDE4VOUR ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨ W4S S3EN 4S 4N OLD 4ND F4D3D DR34M. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§ UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4 S34 DEER B3CKONED US ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨ OV3R TO 4 SHUNN3D 1SL4ND 1N TH3 §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨ M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG §§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨ GOOD WOULD THR1V3, 4ND SHOW3D US TH3 §§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨ S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3. §¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ ¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨ B34UT1FUL! W3 W3RE 1N 4W3. TH1S ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§ WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG §¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨ BUT TROUBL3, Y3T JUST B3LOW TH3 §§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y TO DR1NKING COFF3E ¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§ ONC3 4GA1N! ¨§§§¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ §¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨§¨¨§¨§§¨