I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!