I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!