I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!