I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!