I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!