I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!