I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!