I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!