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.......:~^ OK  THIS  IS  HO~W  YOU  USE  MC DONALDS ^~:.......
........:~        TO# HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME         ~:........
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.......... STEP   ONE  IS%  TO   GET  A  FEW  BEERS ..........
.......... GRAB EM  TIL YOURE  FLUID AS  A  USELESS ..........
.......... FEATHER.   GRAB  EM   UNTIL   THERE   IS ..........
..........       LIGHTNING AND THUNDER. YEWAH.      ..........
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.........: STEP  TWO  IS  TO  CALCUL~ATE  CLOSEST~~ :.........
........:~ #MC DONALDS  (DEPEND  ON BIKE  OR  FOOT) ~:........
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