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,,,,,,,^=: PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    :=^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^=:$                                          $:=^,,,,,,
,,,,,^=:$% #####################=================== %$:=^,,,,,
,,,,^=:$%£                                          £%$:=^,,,,
,,,^=:$%£# UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND #£%$:=^,,,
,,^=:$%£## SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ##£%$:=^,,
,^=:$%£### SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY  CURED ###£%$:=^,
,,^=:$%£## -  MIXED WITH LARGE  QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##£%$:=^,,
,,,^=:$%£# THEN  SEALED IN  A  DARK  ROOM (OR  PIT) #£%$:=^,,,
,,,,^=:$%£        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       £%$:=^,,,,
,,,,,^=:$%                                          %$:=^,,,,,
,,,,,,^=:$ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO  GIVE ETERNAL $:=^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^=: LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE  THE GRACE :=^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^= OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL =^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ CLAIM  YOU.  IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY FROM ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,^=:           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           :=^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^=:$           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           $:=^,,,,,,
,,,,,^=:$%                                          %$:=^,,,,,
,,,,^=:$%£   $ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   £%$:=^,,,,
,,,^=:$%£#   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  #£%$:=^,,,
,,^=:$%£##     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ##£%$:=^,,
,^=:$%£###                  NORSE.                  ###£%$:=^,
,,^=:$%£##                                          ##£%$:=^,,
,,,^=:$%£#    $ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   #£%$:=^,,,
,,,,^=:$%£  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  £%$:=^,,,,
,,,,,^=:$%   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   %$:=^,,,,,
,,,,,,^=:$          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         $:=^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^=:                                          :=^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^=  $ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  =^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^   $ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^=   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  =^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^=:             CATS AT AGE NINE.            :=^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^=:$                                          $:=^,,,,,,
,,,,,^=:$%     $ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     %$:=^,,,,,
,,,,^=:$%£     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     £%$:=^,,,,
,,,^=:$%£#     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      #£%$:=^,,,
,,^=:$%£##                                          ##£%$:=^,,
,^=:$%£###   $ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ###£%$:=^,
,,^=:$%£##             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ##£%$:=^,,
,,,^=:$%£#                                          #£%$:=^,,,
,,,,^=:$%£ $ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  £%$:=^,,,,
,,,,,^=:$%   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   %$:=^,,,,,
,,,,,,^=:$ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  $:=^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^=:         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        :=^,,,,,,,
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