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###£$*=~^. SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED .^~=*$£###
##£$*=~^.. - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ..^~=*$£##
#£$*=~^... THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ...^~=*$£#
£$*=~^.... TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ....^~=*$£
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*=~^...... EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ......^~=*
=~^....... LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE .......^~=
~^........ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ........^~
^......... CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT .........^
.......... THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ..........
.......... GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ..........
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.......... UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ..........
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~^........ * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ........^~
=~^....... THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD .......^~=
*=~^...... IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ......^~=*
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#£$*=~^... * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ...^~=*$£#
##£$*=~^.. PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ..^~=*$£##
###£$*=~^. BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. .^~=*$£###
##£$*=~^.. COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ..^~=*$£##
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£$*=~^.... * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ....^~=*$£
$*=~^..... NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A .....^~=*$
*=~^...... FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ......^~=*
=~^....... NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. .......^~=
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^......... * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN .........^
.......... MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ..........
.......... CATS AT AGE NINE. ..........
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.......... * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ..........
.......... ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ..........
.......... GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ..........
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^......... * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET .........^
~^........ INTO DEEP SPACE. ........^~
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*=~^...... * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ......^~=*
$*=~^..... A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, .....^~=*$
£$*=~^.... SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ....^~=*$£
#£$*=~^... REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ...^~=*$£#
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