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%†»:...... # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . ......:»†%
†»:....... # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . .......:»†
»:........ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ........:»
:......... # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, .........:
.......... # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ..........
.......... # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ..........
.......... # % . UP THE ARM. # % . ..........
:......... IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . .........:
»:........ # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ........:»
†»:....... # % . # % . # % . .......:»†
%†»:...... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ......:»†%
%%†»:..... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . .....:»†%%
&%%†»:.... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ....:»†%%&
#&%%†»:... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ...:»†%%
##&%%†»:.. # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ..:»†%%#
###&%%†»:. # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . .:»†%%##
##&%%†»:.. # % . # % . # % . ..:»†%%#
#&%%†»:... # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ...:»†%%
&%%†»:.... FACE, I BITE IT. # % . ....:»†%%&
%%†»:..... # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .....:»†%%
%†»:...... JUICY # % . GRAPE, ......:»†%
†»:....... # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .......:»†
»:........ # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . ........:»
:......... # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . .........:
.......... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ..........
.......... # % . CHEW IT. # % . ..........
.......... # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ..........
:......... # % . # % . # % . .........:
»:........ % » APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % » ........:»
†»:....... % » THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % » .......:»†
%†»:...... % » MY SHIRT, % » ENTERING BY THE ARM ......:»†%
%%†»:..... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % » .....:»†%%
&%%†»:.... % » THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ....:»†%%&
#&%%†»:... MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % » ...:»†%%
##&%%†»:.. % » I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ..:»†%%#
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##&%%†»:.. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % » ..:»†%%#
#&%%†»:... % » SO - EATING IT IS OK, % » ...:»†%%
&%%†»:.... % » % » MOVING IT IS NOT. % » % » ....:»†%%&
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