MIdi IS (A) DUmb INterface    
                              
                                          
     Or    Midi    For    Short     
                                          
                                          
 Is  A  Way  To  Transfer  Musical Intent 
 Through A Tube.  It'S Supposed To Have A 
 Five-Pole Din  Connector  But It Happens 
 That   People   Use  Three   Point  Five 
         Millimeter Trs Instead.