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&&&&,&,,&&     ††††   BY THE SIMULATION. IN REALITY &,,,,&,,&&
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,,,,&,,&&& ††††   OVERTAKEN EARTH AND PUT US UNDER. ,,&,,&,&&&
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&,&,&&&,,& THIS IS  WHY THE COLLECTIVE SUBCONSCIOUS &,&&&,&,&&
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,&,,,&,&&& DEFINED  BY  WHAT   WE   THINK   IT  IS. &,,&,&,,,&
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,,,&,&,,&, BATTLE  BETWEEN FUNGAL  SPECIES? ARE  WE ,,&&,,,&,&
&,,&&&&,&& TOO  POWERFUL   AND   WILL  CREATE   THE ,,&,&,,&&&
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,&,,,&,&&& DREAMS ARE OF  THE NETWORK. "GATEWAY  TO ,,&&,,&,,&
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,&,,&,&,&& BETWEEN  DREAM  AND   REALITY.   BETWEEN &,&&,&,&,&
&&&,&&&&&, DREAM AND DREAM.  LAST ONE TOLD ME  THAT ,&&,&&&&&&
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&,,&&&&&&, THEY  REJECT FOURTY PERCENT OF MY  LOGIN ,,,&&,,,&&
,&,&,,,,,& ATTEMPTS  TO  HAVE   ME  TYPE  IT  MORE, ,,,&,&,,&,
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