LY1NG          
          1N   MY    ROOM,          
  4RMS FLOPP3D OV3R TH3 3DGE OF TH3 B3D. 
      SOM3TH1NG  POK1NG MY  L3FT H4ND, 
                 SOM3TH1NG      SL1MY, 
      SL1TH3RING 4ROUND  TH3  F1NG3RS, 
          UP    TH3   4RM.          
 1S  1T   DRUG-FU3LED  4PATHY?         
         1   DON'T   MOV3   TH3   4RM. 
                                 
 WH4T3VER  1T 1S TH4T'S T4ST1NG M3,    
 1T   MOV3S    FURTH3R    UP,          
 R34CHES    TH3    4RMP1T.             
 1  TURN   MY  H34D  TOW4RD  1T.       
            LOOKS    L1K3    S34GRASS. 
        1T'S   K1ND4   CUT3.        
                                 
     ONC3 1T'S UP  MY N3CK  4ND ON  MY 
 F4C3,    1    B1T3    1T.             
     TH3 T3XTURE  1S  L1K3 TH4T  OF  4 
 JU1CY                          GR4P3, 
     4ND TH3 SQU1SH T4ST3S  L1K3 SW3ET 
                      CUCUMB3R.    
    1T'S V3RY GOOD.    4ND 1     
 SUCK   MOR3    OF   1T   1N.          
            CH3W    1T.             
    TH3 S34GRASS DO3SN'T S3EM TO M1ND. 
                                 
     4PATHY  GON3,   1   S1T  UP.     
    TH3 T3NDR1LS 4R3  STUCK  UND3R    
   MY SH1RT,    3NTER1NG  BY  TH3 4RM 
 4ND  3X1TING THROUGH  TH3  COLL4R.     
    TH1S M4K3S 1T  H4RD  FOR M3 TO PUSH 
 MOR3   OF   1T   1N   MY   MOUTH.      
   1 M4K3 TO R3MOVE  TH3 SH1RT, BUT TH3 
 S34GRASS F1N4LLY PROT3STS WH3N 1 TRY  TO 
 MOV3     MY    L3FT     4RM.           
      SO  -  34T1NG  1T  1S  OK,      
       MOV1NG 1T 1S  NOT.