they have told  me to mount  in the  car 
 and drive  it to some  town  to fix some 
 stuff.  i  drive  as good  as i can  but 
 it's not helping. i dont have a  drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm  at a  dam  slash  river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat on my  stomach and  have  to 
 pedal with my hands.  fuck! i understand 
 quickly that the only option here  is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
     straight, as you're supposed to