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¨.-*†*@¤@@ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only @@¤@*†*-.¨
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,-~:^$§### know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ###§$^:~-,
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¨:~^*@&@## can  be put on you  as  a  punishment by ##@&@*^~:¨
¨,«;*£&@## police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them ##@&£*;«,¨
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¨:=^%£&@#@ store workers  are sympathetic  and will @#@&£%^=:¨
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           * probably not true, idk